OAM4J:

What men need is so straightforward and easy to understand. It is the the reason why men kept falling for the same thing Adam fell for and years to come men will still want the same thing and make the same mistake his great grand father, grand father and father made.

But Women?   I dunno and nobody knows.

Adam actually got the entire human race into trouble trying to do what Eve thought she wanted. Learn from that, bro

OAM4J:

What men need is so straightforward and easy to understand. It is the the reason why men kept falling for the same thing Adam fell for and years to come men will still want the same thing and make the same mistake his great grand father, grand father and father made.

But Women?  I dunno and nobody knows.

Agreed! that is why it is complex. One answer/solution doesn't fit all and the answer/solution for one woman today would not be true for the same woman tomorrow.

Well, as simple as you all claim to be, you're complicating this for yourself.  Why do you need to know what WOMEN want?  You plan to be united with multiple women?    Pick one at a time and understand her.  If you can't understand her, then address that.  Don't fret about the needs of womanfolk.  Unless you're a player, then do carry on with your bad self.

In the future, I want to make more money 

Fine and dandy.  What does that have to do with this: "Some Pastors, Imams and Babalawos can even be bought with money."

isale_gan2:

Fine and dandy.  What does that have to do with this: "Some Pastors, Imams and Babalawos can even be bought with money."

Maybe he wants to buy them with money . . . to make more money

AjanleKoko:

Adam actually got the entire human race into trouble trying to do what Eve thought she wanted. Learn from that, bro

Very true brother! Someone said that God rested after creating Adam on the seventh day, but He has not been able to rest since the creation of woman.

Is it also true that woman means woe-man, i.e woe of man?

isale_gan2:

Well, as simple as you all claim to be, you're complicating this for yourself.  Why do you need to know what WOMEN want?  You plan to be united with multiple women?    Pick one at a time and understand her.  If you can't understand her, then address that.  Don't fret about the needs of womanfolk.  Unless you're a player, then do carry on with your bad self.

Ok let me concentrate on you: Isale, what do you want today?

Fine and dandy.  What does that have to do with this: "Some Pastors, Imams and Babalawos can even be bought with money."

Prolly I will even be able to buy spiritual security and a space in heaven with their bought prayers

AjanleKoko:

Adam actually got the entire human race into trouble trying to do what Eve thought she wanted. Learn from that, bro

So you follow tradition by choosing a mate who does not know what she wants?  And then you both proceed to make choices for which you then turn around and blame her.  mm hmm!

BTW, I decided to check out our new (thread) home, travel section, and noticed you have a thread dedicated to you, for sage advice.  So, you're like the big man on campus or something?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-487183.0.html

OAM4J:

Very true brother! Someone said that God rested after creating Adam on the seventh day, but He has not been able to rest since the creation of woman.

So wrong but quite 

Is it also true that woman means woe-man, i.e woe of man?

Definitely not funny.  Have been hearing that since time immemorial.  pfft! 

Ok let me concentrate on you: Isale, what do you want today?

Told ya already.  I know what I want.  ALWAYS!  (I don't always know how to get it, of course; But no one's perfect.)  To be divulged on a need-to-know basis.  No confusion.  lol

Prolly I will even be able to buy spiritual security and a space in heaven with their bought prayers

Dude, No!

isale_gan2:


Told ya already.  I know what I want.  ALWAYS!  (I don't always know how to get it, of course; But no one's perfect.)  To be divulged on a need-to-know basis.  No confusion.  lol

Oya come and whisper it into my ear, so I can help you get it.

OAM4J:

Very true brother! Someone said that God rested after creating Adam on the seventh day, but He has not been able to rest since the creation of woman.

Is it also true that woman means woe-man, i.e woe of man?

Ok let me concentrate on you: Isale, what do you want today?

Prolly I will even be able to buy spiritual security and  a space in heaven with their bought prayers  

. OAM4J, u fell off my respeck ladder to possibly the last rung

AjanleKoko:

Adam actually got the entire human race into trouble trying to do what Eve thought she wanted. Learn from that, bro

And Eve is to blame for Adam not using his common sense Seriously SMH!!! And a few posts ago, someone told me men do not have quirks   only xteristics

isale_gan2:

So you follow tradition by choosing a mate who does not know what she wants?  And then you both proceed to make choices for which you then turn around and blame her.  mm hmm!

Haba. No be she bring the apple? Adam only got with the program to have some peace that evening  

isale_gan2:

BTW, I decided to check out our new (thread) home, travel section, and noticed you have a thread dedicated to you, for sage advice.  So, you're like the big man on campus or something?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-487183.0.html

Dedicated to me?
Which thread is that?

isale_gan2:

So you follow tradition by choosing a mate who does not know what she wants?  And then you both proceed to make choices for which you then turn around and blame her.  mm hmm!

Haba. No be she bring the apple? Adam only got with the program to have some peace that evening  

isale_gan2:

BTW, I decided to check out our new (thread) home, travel section, and noticed you have a thread dedicated to you, for sage advice.  So, you're like the big man on campus or something?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-487183.0.html

Dedicated to me?
Which thread is that?

naijababe:

And Eve is to blame for Adam not using his common sense   Seriously SMH!!! And a few posts ago, someone told me men do not have quirks   only xteristics

Gen 3:6  And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

isale_gan2:

"Your agro dey cash me"

DK,
What are you on about? I think there's a typo somewhere.
Anyway, I sense you've recently undergone sensitivity training. Therefore, I will give you another chance, which I will regret. As usual.

You no know say your agro dey cash persin?

BTW, Isale gangan Shikishiki e o n wu mi mu, Je ki lagolago ko wo lagalaga. We suppose meet. Seeing your post alone dey cause commotion for my Sokoto

Naijababe: What do you "desire" what do you "Has-under"

Gen 3:6  And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

A man clearly made a choice to do something he'd been warned not to do and the woman gets the blame. Did she put a gun to his head. Eve is not to blame, the serpent is  

naijababe:

. OAM4J, u fell off my respeck ladder to possibly the last rung

Me I no dey fall o. I don belt myself to the top of the ladder since since.

But I did not make those statements now, was only asking if the statements are true or you no see my question marks ni?

dayokanu:

You no know say your agro dey cash persin?

BTW, Isale gangan Shikishiki e o n wu mi mu, Je ki lagolago ko wo lagalaga. We suppose meet. Seeing your post alone dey cause commotion for my Sokoto

Naijababe: What do you "desire" what do you "Has-under"

I dont do aristos abeg!!!

OAM4J:

Me I no dey fall o. I don belt myself to the top of the ladder since since.

But I did not make those statements now, was only asking if the statements are true or you no see my question marks ni?

Liar liar, pants on fire!!!

naijababe:


Liar liar, pants on fire!!!

Wetin i dey lie about nau, that I didnt make the statements or that I only asked questions?

Are you saying you are just reading that for the 1st time ni? Even Isale admitted she has heard the statement so many times before

I will sue you for character assassination o, for calling me a liar.

OAM4J:

Wetin i dey lie about nau, that I didnt make the statements or that I only asked questions?

Are you saying you are just reading that for the 1st time ni? Even Isale admitted she has heard the statement so many times before 

I will sue you for character assassination o, for calling me a liar.

Madam Isale is sophistication personified and i'm just an ara-oko. Goodluck suing an 'ara-oko' 

naijababe:

Madam Isale is sophistication personified and i'm just an ara-oko. Goodluck suing an 'ara-oko' 

I demand for an apology written in bold letters. Ignorance is not an excuse in law.

^ An ara-oko does not understand all these Engrish!!! Abeg! E jo e wale

Oya say 'E ma binu, mi o ni se be mo'

^ Ase o ti e le, enu lasan bi ti aj'akara

Don't be surprised when I press some buttons and you get banned.

Press away and see if i care, na u go carry yaself go unpress.

Abeg me sef wan press something cos I suspect say na bosom una dey press press for my back

Whats ara-oko, Which kind of oko are we talking about

Small reference library of Yoruba-related publications:

http://www.yorubareligion.org/_con/_rubric/index.php?rubric=related+yoruba+books

You can be the water, if you wanna.  Do you wanna?  I mean, be the water.  It puts out flames and is soothing. 

Who's the serial heartbreaker (in your location) that's got you crabby?  Enquiring minds still want to know.  Pretty please!

How did i not see this before? Of course I am the water and there are plenty people that can attest to that. (OAMJ, DK, kilode?!, Katsumoto,where are you all? Abeg come and tell our resident ajebo the truth please!)

As for the serial heartbreaker? It's a certain manager of a certain team that's about to end it's sixth season without a trophy and I must be a masochist for not finding a better team to support because I don't think he's gonna stop breaking my heart anytime soon 

naijababe:

How did i not see this before? Of course I am the water and there are plenty people that can attest to that. (OAMJ, DK, kilode?!, Katsumoto,where are you all. Abeg come and tell our resident ajebo the truth please!)

hehehehe.   

As for the serial heartbreaker? It's a certain manager of a certain team that's about to end it's sixth season without a trophy and I must be a masochist for not finding a better team to support because I don't think he's gonna stop breaking my heart anytime soon 

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naijababe:

How did i not see this before? Of course I am the water and there are plenty people that can attest to that. (OAMJ, DK, kilode?!, Katsumoto,where are you all. Abeg come and tell our resident ajebo the truth please!)

As for the serial heartbreaker? It's a certain manager of a certain team that's about to end it's sixth season without a trophy and I must be a masochist for not finding a better team to support because I don't think he's gonna stop breaking my heart anytime soon 

First you guys have to define water and fire. lol

Sorry about Wenger breaking your heart again this Season (lmao).

Kilode, I hope your gum chewing manager has plans to take his own ball to Wembly cos only the manure goalie will be touching the official UEFA ball.  

OAM4J, Carry on with the slick moves oh. We dey watch you o brother.

naijababe:

How did i not see this before? Of course I am the water and there are plenty people that can attest to that. (OAMJ, DK, kilode?!, Katsumoto,where are you all. Abeg come and tell our resident ajebo the truth please!)

erm, erm, who is fire? who is water? menini menini, mejiji mejiji. . . i dey come I will announce my verdict later

As for the serial heartbreaker? It's a certain manager of a certain team that's about to end it's sixth season without a trophy and I must be a masochist for not finding a better team to support because I don't think he's gonna stop breaking my heart anytime soon 

Hey! better dont give up yet or you wan move to old trashford ni? Gunners for life!!! 

Katsumoto:

OAM4J, Carry on with the slick moves oh. We dey watch you o brother.

After letting you win unopposed because I value our friendship, you are still suspecting me. Men!!! smh 

make you stay there in Kyoto o, make you no go possess your possession and make you continue to dey suspect me. 

OAM4J:

erm, erm, who is fire? who is water? menini menini, mejiji mejiji. . . i dey come I will announce my verdict later

Hey! better dont give up yet or you wan move to old trashford ni? Gunners for life!!! 

After letting you win unopposed because I value our friendship, you are still suspecting me. Men!!! smh 

make you stay there in Kyoto o, make you no go possess your possession and make you continue to dey suspect me. 

LWKMD

I am not suspecting you o bruv; my comment was about your general mister nice guy demeanor. but i know say u be bad guy. lol

kilode, I hope your gum chewing manager has plans to take his own ball to Wembly cos only the manure goalie will be touching the official UEFA ball.

Dem go blame jabulani now . Manure fans won't be smiling

First you guys have to define water and fire. lol

erm, erm, who is fire? who is water? menini menini, mejiji mejiji. . . i dey come I will announce my verdict later

See my life o, Isale don bribe eferibodi finsh! Chei, i don suffer o

Katsumoto:

LWKMD

I am not suspecting you o bruv; my comment was about your general mister nice guy demeanor. but i know say u be bad guy. lol

^Am nicer than 9ice, not with enemies sha. So it depends on whose side you are, friend or foe  

Katsumoto:

First you guys have to define water and fire. lol

WATER: Soothing; transparent; refreshing . . .

FIRE: Hot, scalding, sharp pain, unpredictable!

Sorry about Wenger breaking your heart again this Season (lmao).

Love hurts.  Naijababe just dey find out nau.  She had to announce it to the whole world on her location, like she's the first to ever fall for a rogue. 
(I personally don't know about that.  I have good taste jare.)

Kilode, I hope your gum chewing manager has plans to take his own ball to Wembly cos only the manure goalie will be touching the official UEFA ball.   

  Kilode's MIA, probably having heart palpitations, wondering how badly Barca/Messi will learn ManU about the game of football.  Egbon is off to appease the gods, I presume.