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Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Westernlove: 7:24pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
lammylam: Lol why are you this pained. Insecurity and low-self esteem na hin dey worry you. Besides I didn't mention nor quoted you. I have no business with you so swerve go one side..... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by EwuGambia: 7:29pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
A lot of times. Right from my childhood. There is one I cant forget...primary school, was in primary 3 or so...nah so I go school one day, dem yan us say we dey go excursion that same morning, apapa amusement park to be precise. Chai, and nah only 30 bucks homeboy carry go school cause my parents weren't aware of any excursion wen dem commot that morning. Nah so we link up wit the another branch of my school in lagos, soo we fit gather go. Omo, one certain set of ajebutter twins just dey look me, I later discover say the kehinde was feeling me, me way hunger wan kill. Nah so one of this small girls come meet me o, ask me my name, insist say she wan sit beside me for school bus, her twin sister just bone am....nah so we start pikin love for bus.(nothing explicit sha, just holding hands and talking about our schools), till we reach amusement park, this girl just dey hold my hand, I no get shingbain to take extra rides after the 3 wey school pay for us, nah this small girl pay o..looking back I think she notice say I no get money, nah she still buy me ice cream, still take pictures with me, but i no get copy, she even peck me and hug me as we dey depart, all the other children just dey look us with envy, as phone never too common that time, we no fit exchange numbers, but she promised me she would come to my school to see me. Never saw her again. Plenty experiences dey for secondary school, one ajebutter girl wey be my junior those days, wey dey leave love letter inside my locker every morning..university days, Nysc was the worst, chai, man don see things o. 10 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by mrbenjame: 7:36pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
LostAddict: The thing is that as weird and unbelievable it sounds to you it doesn’t mean it never happened. I just shared one of my stories. 1 Like |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by damtan(m): 7:43pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Still waiting for seunmomoh to ask me out |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Fidelismaria: 7:53pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Them too plenty will comment when it gets to FP |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Biodun1929(m): 7:54pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
damtan: Are you sure it is really a girl behind that moniker? |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by StChivalry(m): 7:55pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Mine is dissimilar. They would just dislike me for no reason whereas they really have affection for me. I am someone that has the immaculate alpha male trait, though. Even most females have been calling me their husband right from childhood. 1 Like |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Millennialaku(m): 8:03pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
soulstar09:that's how its meant to be done !!! you're a geee 2 Likes
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Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Raymeskey: 8:06pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
I'm done reading stories now is high time I dropped mine. I had encountered it a lot both directly and indirectly. Presently at my place of work there is a lady that's giving me a green light but she's not my type and I'm not giving her attention even the the rest of the workers knows that. story 1 Back then in school there is this new neighbor of ours (in a lodge). She brought some stuff to her room accompanied by her friend I greeted them and left. I don't even care to ask whether she is a new neighbor or not, I like minding my business because I realize that girls think that you want to toast them whenever you met them new and you a start conversation. So the next day I saw them in school at my faculty they greeted me and we had a little chat that's all. The following week the lady moved to my lodge with her friend visiting her frequently not knowing she's coming because of me. She kept asking of me when ever I'm not around and likes to talk to me whenever she sees me. To cut the long story short her friend broke out to me one day that her friend is dying for me. I be like shuuuuuuu, it sounds like a joke I didn't take her serious. The other day this girl showed up in my lodge in front of everybody she called me her husband that she loves and she like how I do dress bla bla bla.. Her friend replied from inside saying yes o my friend is in love with you, she's dying for you. Mhen at this point I couldn't talk I was just laughing "mumuciously " and embarrassed. She entered her friends room. You need to see advice from guys around saying na free ticket saying make I dey lash her. But person like me no like free thing like that especially free pu*sy I believe e dey choke I started running away from her because on sighting me she will shout my husband and rushed to hug me to my amazement even on campus. Her friend do advice me that she have money I should date her she will spend on me. One night she came to our lodge from a birthday party drunk. I wasn't around when she came but I was told she was shouting and calling my name up and down calling me her husband where am I. Immediately she heard my voice she ran out of her friend's room to hug me outside with kissing o boy I just have to maintain myself o. All sort of words kept coming out of her mouth saying she loves me she will spend the night with me. Me be like haaaa aye mi temi bami. I just carried her and took her to her friend's room who was shouting that I should take her to my room. That event helped me sha because after that day she started ignoring me. Story 2 Na married woman her husband is in abroad Ah swear I wouldn't tell this one This one sweet me die but I no bleep her and I thank God for that 12 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by mrbenjame: 8:14pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
There was this Sweet, chocolate and smooth faced girl in my school. She lived in the same town with me as our school was far away in another town. Most time we do board the same taxi back home. I saw the green light in her but I blatantly refused to give in because she was too small. She was 13 and I was 17. It pained her till one day she went to buy food for me in our school canteen only to return and saw another admirer giving me food she bought for me too (this one was about 15 ). She just got pissed off and walked up to me and called me a fool. Omo! My classmates just watched me like oboy! Wetin we just see now? I didn’t believe my eyes. I approached her later and asked her why the insult. Na so the girl start to talk everything wey dey her mouth. I just shock. Immediately I just warned her and told her that 1. I’m not her mate 2. I’m her senior student by far and I could flog the hell out of her next time if she repeats that. She stopped talking to me or going back home with me of which I didn’t border. Atleast I could rest from one amateur. ( I bin dey 17 years o. Lols. See me dey call person minor). She later left and enrolled in another school in the town we lived. So I wasn’t seeing her anymore So 5 years later I came across this girl. Omo! Na machine I come dey see. The girl Was something else. She was just too sweet. Her back shoot out no be small. This time I try to shoot my shots. Omo the girl no gree o. I pursue her for like 1year for where. She dealt with me mehn. I became tired and let her be. As soon as I enter school my orientation changed I started meeting sweet girls too. When a call came in, it was her. Na so I start to dey make my own guy o. She too also got tired. Till now she dey vex for me. She’s on my Facebook she no dey gree chat with me. Even when 2go came out, she added me but refused to chat. I was like wetin Dey go this babe? But I’m a happy guy now. I don’t know what’s still in her mind. 10 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by lammylam(f): 8:21pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Pusyiter: Must every relationship end in marriage??/ If God wants us to fine if not no biggie! Do I see a future with him ? Yes I do! 3 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by lammylam(f): 8:29pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
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Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by damtan(m): 8:32pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Biodun1929:LOL. It must be ooo because I don't even wanna think otherwise 1 Like |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by cooooooks(m): 8:39pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
This is actually pretty common. One of my earlier cases, I was in SS2 and for about 3 weeks, some SS1 boys will come and tell me a girl in their class likes me. I didn't mind them. Then it came to final day of the term, one of them rushed that the girl is so so and so and wants to see me. That's how we spoke for hours. Another time, older, someone travelled from another city to visit me. Na so relationship start. Another time, this girl said she was setting me up with her friend. We all went out and came back to my room (about 5 of us). Eventually, me and this girl remained. We watched a movie and slept off. Next morning she kissed me and et cetera. Another time, in sec school, this girl somehow located my house. Her mother dropped her off sef. Etc. This is pretty common. #equality. 2 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz: 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Westernlove:Wetin eye no go see |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Reva1(m): 9:02pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Several times, for as long as I can remember. So much so that my guys tease me with it and try to make me love-vendor for them. The 2 unusual ones I had was in secondary school and university. My friends were wooing them while they were interested in and eventually toasted me. I agreed, simply because they were hot and beautiful. Ruined my friendship with my secondary school buddy so when it happened again in the university, I was experienced enough to know to keep my friend in the know, so we all got it sorted (dude was also interested in my gf whom I was no longer interested in so we just swapped . Worked out for them as they are married now and have kids) It's not an uncommon occurrence, happens frequently - directly or indirectly. And I respect them for the courage to defy the norm and go for what they want 4 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by TheGreatIYANU: 9:29pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Biodun1929: OMG! 4 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Haywhymido(m): 9:46pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
it's not uncommon, a lady showed me different kinds of greenlight when we were in the uni for three years. |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Millennialaku(m): 9:51pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Rhaspody:lmao 2 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Nikes(m): 9:54pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
First year in school, I never knew this girl was eyeing me. Always looking for me for one thing or the other, each time looking at me straight in the eyes and smiling. Well, later suspected something was up but I just wasnt into her. One a day, a female friend and I were talking when this girl just brushed passed me then turn back and said 'so you're like this abi' and then walked away. Later that same day she told me so I could chyke other girls but wouldn't wanna chyke her even tho i know she likes me abi. Omo I dodged that conversation carry leg waka. Since then she no reason my matter again. We're friends now sha 2 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by luminouz(m): 9:58pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Ermmmm...where do I start from? Lemme sit this one out!!! |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Deepocean(m): 9:58pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
lammylam: Yes, the guy knew the game you were also playing as well as an indirect way of approaching your present boyfriend. 1 Like |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Deepocean(m): 10:04pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
lammylam: So has discussion taken you guys to a point where the whole stuff has to be talked about? Or do you want to keep it to yourself till death do part you? |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
i wanted to pass but then something made me chuckle,there is a lady who currently calls me her love just because i accepted her friend request and i respond to her chat,lol she decided to surprise me,i feel for her,because she is not aware ive been taken. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Benwallt(m): 10:12pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
The closest I ever get to being toasted by girls is weird and repeated greetings when I passed them. |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by SavageBoy: 10:39pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
The stories here are fun but I'm still hoping to read one that eventually led to marriage. Lemme even relate mine,very funny and weird. Happend two years ago (during world cup) There was this lady,she's older than me with about 3-4years(if I'm not mistaken sha,don't know her age,just a rough estimate from her looks). She had a friend that resided in one of my customer's compound. So there was this evening I went to buy some stuffs from this customer of mine, that was the first time of me meeting this said girl. She was the one that attended to me,very jovial and cheerful. As a cheerful guy I am also,I was smiling and paroled well with her, we talked a bit sha. I never knew that would be the beginning of my misery After our first encounter, this said lady would always call me her husband openly and there was no way I could avoid her because I must pass that compound to school. She was always there waiting for me There was nothing she did not do,so tey she asked if she could bring food for me in my house, bring food ké. Me that came to school in Ibadan, what would I tell my people if something unpleasant happens to mebesides I had like 3 room mates living in my flat I could have being friends with her if she was mature enough to do it the right way and not by her calling me her husband and some other yeye romantic names openly,stalking me every time and walking with me down the street anytime she sighted me. She would even leave what she was doing at that moment, and all these were becoming glaring to people in that street. I was just so uncomfortable and embarrassed by her actions, I don't know whether she was blind to see all of these It even got to a point that I had to start boarding bikes to school so as to avoid her,making me spend unnecessary money anyhow. I was just totally uninterested in her jare,her actions really pissed me off and my sixth sense was telling me that the girl no be am,make I no even try enter her matter if I love myself I couldn't take it any more,I had to tell the landlady(who was my customer) to call that girl to order. Ever since then she avoided me like shit,and me self didn't mind 8 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Millennialaku(m): 10:41pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Openbusiness:wetin you dey carry boobs do 3 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Millennialaku(m): 10:49pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Westernlove:shut the Bleep up you old sadist. you are the pained one here and she gave you got what you were looking for just so you know you quoted what she said "cute hair" I honestly wish you would take my criticism in good fate. But in the likelihood of events you choose to throw tantrums, do note that I will not be available to respond. ciao 5 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Agp19(m): 11:14pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
There's nothing sweet as been woo by a lady is one of the best feeling in the world. They make everything easier for you. All my life from secondary school till now wey we dey hustle dey work all the gals have dated ask me out.even down to my present girlfriend. But the once wey i woo. hummmm long story, na them go drain your energy las las den no go gree. So guys no matter how ugly u think you are. Which I know no man is ugly. There is a girl out there crushing on you. just take your time she will come your way. it hurt me when I see guys dey mumu for woman. 7 Likes |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by seanwilliam(m): 11:18pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Lol my own na a girl indirectly ask me to be her fhuckmate... so I kuku give in ..we shag for a semester( funnily enough I didnt have her number this whole period) .. I later dumped her cos she's already cast for our area and I dey fear cos she dey date cultist too.. 1 Like |
Re: Has A Girl Ever Toasted You Before? Share Your Experience by Emzy10(m): 11:20pm On Jun 16, 2020 |
Raymeskey:"But person like me no like free things especially free pussy, i believe e dey choke." I keyed into that line, only the wise would understand. Thank you for the wisdom Bros. 3 Likes |
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