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ufotuko: very close

very very close

@op, i read d write up from right to left and from bottom to top and it didnt make any sense

RIF.....rest in fease goldie!!!!......(in an Hausa man voice)

drivin a car without fuel is also packaging things

pls dont compare olamide wit vector or MI' u can only compare him wit victor olaiya or ebenezer obey

victorD3: Show me which president has ever performed up to expectation. Is it Obama or Obasanjo?

The earlier you guys realize that its only Gods kingdom that will bring everlasting solution to mans worries the better.

a typical jehovah's witness

who is goldie?
Is she a boy? Or is he a girl?

is she a boy? or is he a girl?

Akpors(also called ben ten) once asked his father(dannylove),
Akpors : papa ! ,who is an eediot ?
Papa : an eediot is a person that people dont understand what he says , now did you understand what i said ?
Akpors : No
Hit like if u get it

tomakint: wa sere baba, o fi mi gba '1 like' how you dey? But you failed to checkmate those bigots who will never see anything good in Jonathan's efforts to salvage this country from economic doldrum hmn? welldone

dat ur o fi mi gba 1 like'' make me laff die

make beyounce follow u'' mayb i wil av chance to sample her p...u..ss...i..e

wher is ghana's websites position

ikechukz: i guess dat person must be 5alive

ikechukz: i guess dat person must be 5alive

lol.
Dat person na u

olobo mii or omo-olobo mii

Freiburger: I can get not even one of your points.

can't

U dont hav money,no Dreams,no Educatn,no skills,no
manners,no future ambition n u stil sayin u want some1
that would love u for whom u are!! who da HELL are u?

WHY WOMEN ARE ALWAYS SPECIAL
•Can A man bleed for a week and
survive?
•Can he squeeze a 14 inch baby
from a 2 Centimeter Hole?
•Can he carry a 7 pound baby in his stomach for 9months?
•Can he take care of a child, cook,
clean AND talk on the phone @ one
time?
•Can he carry a 108 lb shopping
bag? •Can he go a week only eating
salad?
•Can he face heartbreak?
•Can he watch the love of his life
be with someone else and keep quiet?
•Can he burn his forehead with a curling iron and not complain?
•Can he wear a string in His ass all
day long?
I love this one, indeed you are the
strongest
•Can he walk all day in 5 inch heels? •Can he cry all night then wake up
the next morning like everything is
okay?
This is not a feminine writing but this is the whole truth.

that period wey d useless cowards dey fight for wetin dem no fit get. Abi no be d period wey dat dead agbari iku fled and hide outside d country leavin little children to die of starvation even common garri then no fit get. Abi no be dat time dat crippled unfortunate man write abt hopin dat he wud be relevant again abi no be dat time our own brain came to their rescue wit simple intelligent tactics. Now they av food on their table, they ar free to move up n down and they stil they beef.
God punnish u cowards!!!!!!!!

freecocoa and d rest are havin s.ex nw

signs of end time *in GEJ's deep voice*

now this man deserves some respect and also deserves to share in the success story of the super eagles not only as a nigeria but also as their spiritual leader.
He predicted that nigeria wil bring the nation's cup home and warned the eagles not to concede any goal at d beginning of the match because the burkinafaso wil be defensive in their pattern of game.this man deserves 3 gbosas........gbosa gbosa gbosa.
Up super eagles
up stephen keshi
up nff
up tb joshua
up goodluck jonathan
up nigeria

wurdz: You jumped out and picked race......the driver of the car you were in was overspending.....

he is the dead policeman

GEJ wil set up a committee to investigate that

woteva.......
Seeing is believing

masonkz: Dude is sexiiiii.

gay

everybody is a beggar at one point or the other.......everybody deserves a jail sentence

pls is ther a dentist around' i need to fix my sour tooth

me self want to break up now