Jokes Etc › Re: Best Yo' Momma Jokes by 5alive(m): 12:27pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
FOOL FINDER: Yo mamma got drunk and slept in a zoo a monkey bleebed her and came up with you. Yo momma is so old ugly and dumb dat she slept with retar*ded GEJ and gave birth to u dumb as*s |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Allow Me To Touch Her Twins. PLEASE HELP!!! by 5alive(op): 10:15pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
kar bridals: Sorry to say but she doesn't like u.that is her most tressured place nd when ever u touch them,its irrites her that y she said she can't stand it when u touch her.same reason I give when I trying to like a guy nd its not just work. But i dey phuck her steady nw... Na only d b**bs nw. **crying** |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Allow Me To Touch Her Twins. PLEASE HELP!!! by 5alive(op): 10:12pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-: ..quick question...is she dark skin?  Yes. She is 'black' |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Allow Me To Touch Her Twins. PLEASE HELP!!! by 5alive(op): 12:15pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Uceegal: Op, u wan marry her or just to use n dump her? If its d latter,then let her b,she no wan make her bwest sag just lyk dat... D gal na wife material jare, but dis one wey d gal dey do, don dey make me to think twice |
Romance › My Girlfriend Does Not Allow Me To Touch Her Twins. PLEASE HELP!!! by 5alive(op): 10:24am On Dec 06, 2013*. Modified: 6:29am On Dec 07, 2013 |
Am a fan of big b**bs, and i cant do without playin wit it during romance and all. But this my present girlfriend always complain and somtyms get angry weneva i touch. Av askd if it she feels pain weneva i touched it, but she said No,dat it tickles her weneva i touch it and she can stand it. I love this girl but i love touching bobi too. Pls guys wot can i do in this situation  |
Nairaland General › Re: Life-changing Inventions That Were Created By Mistake by 5alive(m): 9:48am On Dec 06, 2013 |
The world population is over 7 billion pple
Every individual makes some mistake everyday
If we convert those mistake to invention....
If we convert those inventions to dollars...
U do the maths |
Celebrities › Re: Dayo Amusa Opens School In Ibadan (Photos) by 5alive(m): 10:00pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
And why is this trash on frontpage
The Mods are kraezxy |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by 5alive(m): 9:46am On Dec 03, 2013 |
I know nigerians will ruin everytin.
@some username... Pls why is in*cest so rampant in ur country |
Politics › Re: FG, India In Diplomatic Row Over Nigerian’s Death by 5alive(m): 10:20am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Nigeria cannot handle lagos talkless of India |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe-gentry & Laide Bakare Looking Stunning by 5alive(m): 10:12am On Nov 13, 2013 |
Abeg who knw d date wey naija go play ethopia |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: World's Most Powerful List 2013, President Putin Leads Obama, Dangote Leads GEJ. by 5alive(m): 8:29pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Trash |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Public Hanging Of Gay In Iraq What Is Your View? by 5alive(m): 5:18pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
abubaka101: First tin: I Neva said killing a homo was a gud tin. Second: the "act of homosexuality" is evil and stupid, don't ever forget that... Its nt evil and its nt silly, talk anoda thing |
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Question? by 5alive(m): 11:08am On Oct 23, 2013 |
D answer is 6 u fools |
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is GOBE by 5alive(m): 8:01am On Oct 20, 2013 |
p.guyokec: Gobe is when...
continue scrolling....
continue scrolling ..... don't give up
scroll more..
Sorry I just release sperm Confirm Gay |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Public Hanging Of Gay In Iraq What Is Your View? by 5alive(m): 7:40pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
abubaka101: I do not support killing men/people "suspected" of being homosexuals, but I do support banning, arresting and prosecuting them. Homosexuality is evil, true, but people shouldn't kill them just based on suspicion! Sending them to prison under solitary confinment could be best. Homosexuality is not evil. U ar d evil person if u kill an homosexual. And am not Gay |
Foreign Affairs › Re: After Weeks Of Gridlock, US Government Reopens by 5alive(m): 7:26pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Ok. Let me book space, in case dis one too enter frontpage
No 6 |
Politics › Re: Hunger Level Falls In Nigeria, Remains Alarming In Africa- IFPRI Report by 5alive(m): 8:17am On Oct 15, 2013 |
stewie100: nigerians are i.diots and can starve to death for all i care.rude,ignorant pathetic scammers . nigeria :giant of mediocrity go n rot in hell. U stewiepid fadafucker |
Family › Re: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by 5alive(m): 5:04pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
If she also open up abt her sleepin around wit guys.
Op u dey mad o, hop u ar nt cheatin on mama alabi |
Romance › Re: Does A Date Have To Be In A Resturant? by 5alive(m): 4:46pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Policewoman: No it has to be in a MAMA PUT. u old woman too dey talk. I spit on ur head. Full |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: China Central Television (CCTV NEWS) RECRUITMENT by 5alive(m): 1:47pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Can o'level wit 4D 2C and 1F apply? I really need a job |
Music/Radio › Re: Which Songs/Music Videos Pisses You Off Bigtime? by 5alive(m): 7:36pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
PERSONALLY by saheed osupa. Dat song dey piss me off walahi |
Nairaland General › Re: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by 5alive(m): 8:01pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
I want to meet with God |
Nairaland General › Re: If You Are To Meet 5 Nairalanders by 5alive(m): 7:16pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Gays full nairaland illitrate: born2fu ck bushyanus 12inches born2fu ck bushyanus 12inches |
Education › Re: ASUU Denies Plan To Call-off Strike by 5alive(m): 9:54am On Jul 29, 2013 |
GEJ and PEJ are working; fresh mess evrywher |
Foreign Affairs › Re: "I Want To Export Gay Marriage Around The World":david Cameron(british PM) by 5alive(m): 2:49pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroun Gay Right Campaigner Tortured And Killed by 5alive(m): 4:51pm On Jul 19, 2013 |
Okija_juju: [b]Dude..
I'm a married man.. Insha Allah soon to be a father. So please drop the being gay bit. If care is not taken, I am a bigger homophobe than you sef. However, I am not blind to rational and logical reasoning. A man is born from birth looking like a Man but having female organs.. You call him a Heamaphrodite. Should we kill him? You say no.. Its not his fault. A Man is born and raised in a balanced home and society, but grows up to discover he is only attracted to men and not women sexually.. You say Jail him/kill him, but have you stopped to think about how his brain works? Lets even say he is mad. A mentally unbalanced person. So are you therefore sayin we should kill all mad persons?!
Wait!! WHAT IF IT WAS YOU WHO WAS UNFORTUNATE TO BE GAY?! Should we have killed you?!
Okay!! What exactly about gay people worries you so much that you feel the need to kill them, harm them or lock them up?! Is it that you are afriad that seeing gay people around you might entice you and turn you gay?!
If per chance your kid happens to be gay, would you kill that child?!
Go and sit and think properly..[/b]
I will rather be gay than be a serial killer, an armed robber, a kleptomaniac or a criminal. U ar d best |
Education › Re: ASUU Strike: Updates by 5alive(m): 6:31pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Unipetrol also has joined d strike. |
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by 5alive(m): 8:06pm On May 30, 2013 |
Who are u? And why July? coogar: being gay is inhumane! i'd rather a pen-robber than a faggöt! faggöts helped spread HIV and other horrible terminal diseases. history also told us the most dangerous serial killers in the world are all gays. i can bet 90% of my july salary that nearly all the boko haram members are faggöts! |
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