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Jesuspikin87: Its or it'si or I |
blessing123: Whatever be the area of your sin, you must repent and make amends. Are you into idolatry, do you make or use charms, rituals, bow down to images, do you rob or steal? Are you into cultism, whether open or secret cult? Do you practice witchcraft? Do you smoke cigarette or hemp? Do you sell them or offer them to people? Do you smoke or sniff hard drugs such as cocaine, heroin, captain black, hashish or other banned drugs or snuff? Are you lusting - lusting after men or women, covetous, alcohol drinking? You must repent and give your life to Jesus Christ.do u need tithes n offering ?Wereyyyy |
Karmatyra: evry one knows ur an enemy of progress,wit dat i can hapily drink my garri witout even noticin der aint noo sugar in it........smal dick stilwith dat small joystick' i can do wonder in ur life'''' say amen |
Karmatyra: lesbian boy a.ka. Small dick a.k.a his royal jealosy!!karmatyra' aka kamasutra' aka''rotten pusssssy aka anytin goes |
Your pastor says, ''hold that part of your body that causes you to sin as I pray for you. Which part will you hold? As for me i will hold my unmentionable Wot about U? |
police dont arrest me pls' i dont knw his whereabout |
i pick up electrical' electronics' or mechanical junks and accesories i see on street and keep them inside my wardrobe'' i stil av those ones i picked 10 years ago'its just so funny''' my dad does dat and my late grandfather does dat too although my fathers own is more of mechanical thins while grandpa is mor of electronics thin'''''' i also inherited intelligenc and good handwritin skill frm them |
will open a barber's shop |
Tinablack: ...And how does ds change d fact dat I'm unemployed??wots ur qualification' i av job for u |
i laugh for lagos' i weep for d rest of d country |
dahonestboss: mumuur fada |
beware of 419' this space is not for sale |
NIGERIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM'S SURPRISING OUTCOMES. The smartest students pass with 1st Class & get admissions to further their studies The 2nd Class students get their BSc and Masters only to manage the First Class students. The 3rd Class students enter politics, & rule both 1st & 2nd Class students. The Failures join underworld and control politicians & businesses. And best of all.. Those who did not attend any school, become prophets & everybody follows them. ITS A SMALL WORLD. |
wot do u think abt dis pix'?? Me i think dis oyinbobo people ar paintin us black like we are hungry set of pple- dis is just not fair
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pastor adeboye featuring davido......i can drive car without fuel. Gej and tonto dikey...... Am still clueless |
obasanjo will assist him to win |
i googled d most insulted man on earth''' and i was directed to nairaland come n see bashing....chai....GEj don suffer o |
jpcomrade: Kiniun Alhaji,Lagata,Obama of fuji,Ijaya 1,popsi Aliya,mr computer,Arabambi all the wayarabambi for where ![]() Are u a learner?? |
good gulder guldest |
seedord247: Thank your God that i have respect for disabled pple like you.u will surely hang urself if i start with u'''' anyway u ar a kid no need draggin things wit u'''' av a nice life |
dopeJemi: .ok' u got it'' Thread closed! |
seedord247: Nop... I disgaree..ok shey make we laff'''' ok we don laff'''' wot next ?? |
mawojuuche: i'm kinda using a fone not computer...ok' u dont knw d answer' so throw d damn fone away |
seedord247: Now the westerners are learning from us... This act is usually praticed in igbo land.get ur head checked in a local hospital |
if you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now. |
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a person who can't speak wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? |
BIGVAJINA: sexynow i knw why u av big vajina''''' in*cest |
Governor Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of the nigerian state |
continue to abuse GEJ if u fit abuse ur father at home'' eyin omo irankiran |
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching! You probably won't, at first, find anything particularly odd or unusual or in any way dissimilar to any ordinary composition. That is not at all surprising, for it is no strain to accomplish in so short a paragraph a stunt similar to that which an author did throughout all of his book, without spoiling a good writing job, and it was no small book at that. By studying this paragraph assiduously, you will shortly, I trust, know what is its distinguishing oddity. Upon locating that "mark of distinction," you will probably doubt my story of this author and his book of similar unusuality throughout. It is commonly known among book- conscious folk and proof of it is still around. If you must know, this sort of writing is known as a li**g*a*, but don't look up that word in any dictionary until you find out what this is all about. |


