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PoliticsRe: Farouk Lawan To Be Remanded In Prison Till February 9? by 5alive(m): 1:56pm On Feb 01, 2013
Jesuspikin87: Its or it'shuh
i or I
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji At The City People Awards 10yrs Ago (Pic) by 5alive(m): 9:53pm On Jan 27, 2013
blessing123: Whatever be the area of your sin, you must repent and make amends. Are you into idolatry, do you make or use charms, rituals, bow down to images, do you rob or steal? Are you into cultism, whether open or secret cult? Do you practice witchcraft? Do you smoke cigarette or hemp? Do you sell them or offer them to people? Do you smoke or sniff hard drugs such as cocaine, heroin, captain black, hashish or other banned drugs or snuff? Are you lusting - lusting after men or women, covetous, alcohol drinking? You must repent and give your life to Jesus Christ.
Are you into the business of marriage and divorce? Are you married to more than one person? Repent!! Marriage is between a man and a woman. Marriage is for better and for worse until death separates (Matthew 19:3-6). ‘Wherefore they are no more two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together let no man put asunder (separate)’. Amend your ways and God will bless you. Proverbs 28: 13 says, ‘‘He that covers his sins shall not prosper, but whoever confesses and forsakes them shall have mercy.’’ You must not therefore hide your sins. You must repent of them, confess and forsake them.
A Christian is not a sinner and a sinner is not a Christian. If you must be a blessed child of God, you must repent of your sins and give your life to Jesus Christ. If you believe Jesus Christ today, righteousness of God will come into your life and abundant life will be your portion. If you neglect this call to repentance and salvation, you will not escape hell fire (Hebrews 2:3). In Luke 13:3, Jesus said, ‘I tell you, Nay: but except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish’.
do u need tithes n offeringhuh?
Wereyyyy
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji At The City People Awards 10yrs Ago (Pic) by 5alive(m): 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2013
Karmatyra: evry one knows ur an enemy of progress,wit dat i can hapily drink my garri witout even noticin der aint noo sugar in it........smal dick stil
with dat small joystick' i can do wonder in ur life''''
say amen
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji At The City People Awards 10yrs Ago (Pic) by 5alive(m): 8:34pm On Jan 27, 2013
Karmatyra: lesbian boy a.ka. Small dick a.k.a his royal jealosy!!
karmatyra' aka kamasutra' aka''rotten pusssssy aka anytin goes
Christianity EtcPastor Praying For His Congregation by 5alive(op): 7:26pm On Jan 27, 2013
Your pastor says, ''hold that part
of your body
that causes you to sin as I pray for
you. Which
part will you hold?








As for me i will hold my unmentionable
Wot about U?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Seen Odubayo Bolaji James? by 5alive(m): 11:37am On Jan 27, 2013
police dont arrest me pls' i dont knw his whereabout
FamilyRe: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by 5alive(m): 11:23am On Jan 27, 2013
i pick up electrical' electronics' or mechanical junks and accesories i see on street and keep them inside my wardrobe'' i stil av those ones i picked 10 years ago'its just so funny''' my dad does dat and my late grandfather does dat too although my fathers own is more of mechanical thins while grandpa is mor of electronics thin''''''
i also inherited intelligenc and good handwritin skill frm them
BusinessRe: Can You Become Self Employed With 100k by 5alive(m): 10:14am On Jan 25, 2013
will open a barber's shop
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Carries Buckets Of Water With His Eyelids by 5alive(m): 11:45pm On Jan 23, 2013
Tinablack: ...And how does ds change d fact dat I'm unemployed??



I comment my reserve
wots ur qualification' i av job for u
PoliticsRe: Eric Schmidt Visits Fashola in Lagos [Pictures] by 5alive(m): 5:34pm On Jan 22, 2013
i laugh for lagos' i weep for d rest of d country
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Nigerian Policeman Stops You: What Not To Say? by 5alive(m): 11:12pm On Jan 20, 2013
dahonestboss: mumu
ur fada
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Nigerian Policeman Stops You: What Not To Say? by 5alive(m): 11:05pm On Jan 20, 2013
beware of 419' this space is not for sale
LiteratureA Very Organised Society- Nigeria by 5alive(op): 5:02pm On Jan 20, 2013
NIGERIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM'S
SURPRISING OUTCOMES. The
smartest students pass with
1st Class & get admissions to
further their studies
The 2nd Class students get their BSc and Masters only to manage
the
First Class students. The 3rd
Class students enter politics, &
rule both 1st & 2nd Class
students. The Failures join underworld and control
politicians & businesses. And
best of all.. Those who did not
attend any school, become
prophets & everybody follows
them. ITS A SMALL WORLD.
PoliticsWe Are Hungry People- Are We?? by 5alive(op):
wot do u think abt dis pix'??
Me i think dis oyinbobo people ar paintin us black like we are hungry set of pple- dis is just not fair

Music/RadioRe: What Collaborations Would You Would Like To See In 2013 by 5alive(m): 6:53pm On Jan 18, 2013
pastor adeboye featuring davido......i can drive car without fuel.


Gej and tonto dikey...... Am still clueless
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Half Brother Runs For Election In Kenya by 5alive(m): 3:36pm On Jan 18, 2013
obasanjo will assist him to win
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Know About Or Join Nairaland? by 5alive(m): 1:31pm On Jan 18, 2013
i googled d most insulted man on earth''' and i was directed to nairaland




















come n see bashing....chai....GEj don suffer o
CelebritiesRe: “I Am Still In Love With Ayo Adesanya” – Pasuma by 5alive(m): 1:21pm On Jan 18, 2013
jpcomrade: Kiniun Alhaji,Lagata,Obama of fuji,Ijaya 1,popsi Aliya,mr computer,Arabambi all the way
arabambi for wherehuh
Are u a learner??
Jokes EtcRe: Gbagaun Villa by 5alive(m): 1:13pm On Jan 18, 2013
good gulder guldest
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by 5alive(m): 5:45pm On Jan 17, 2013
seedord247: Thank your God that i have respect for disabled pple like you. undecided
u will surely hang urself if i start with u''''
anyway u ar a kid no need draggin things wit u''''
av a nice life
Jokes EtcRe: Pls If U Got This Wrong: Call It A Day by 5alive(op): 5:40pm On Jan 17, 2013
dopeJemi: .



hez not dumb, he'lL simpLy use his mouth undecided
ok' u got it''
Thread closed!
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by 5alive(m): 5:27pm On Jan 17, 2013
seedord247: Nop... I disgaree..

My mum have this ogbomosho tribal marks and my dad doesnt. cool
ok shey make we laff'''' ok we don laff''''
wot nexthuh??
Jokes EtcRe: Pls If U Got This Wrong: Call It A Day by 5alive(op): 5:22pm On Jan 17, 2013
mawojuuche: i'm kinda using a fone not computer...
ok' u dont knw d answer' so throw d damn fone away
FamilyRe: Man Marries Mother-in-law After Death Of Wife by 5alive(m): 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2013
seedord247: Now the westerners are learning from us... This act is usually praticed in igbo land.
get ur head checked in a local hospital
Jokes EtcRe: Pls If U Got This Wrong: Call It A Day by 5alive(op): 5:00pm On Jan 17, 2013
if you got this wrong - please turn off your
computer and call it a day. I've got mine
shutting down right now.
Jokes EtcRe: Pls If U Got This Wrong: Call It A Day by 5alive(op): 5:00pm On Jan 17, 2013
'''
Jokes EtcPls If U Got This Wrong: Call It A Day by 5alive(op): 4:58pm On Jan 17, 2013
a person who can't speak wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth, he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper, and
the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to
buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he
express himself?
FamilyRe: In One Word Describe The Relationship With Your Dad by 5alive(m): 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2012
BIGVAJINA: sexy kiss
now i knw why u av big vajina''''' in*cest
PoliticsRe: Nominate Your Worst State Governor Of The Year 2012 by 5alive(m): 4:02pm On Dec 13, 2012
Governor Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of the nigerian state
CelebritiesRe: The Most Insulted Nigerian Public Figure In 2012 by 5alive(m): 7:09pm On Dec 12, 2012
continue to abuse GEJ if u fit abuse ur father at home''
eyin omo irankiran
EducationBrain Teaser' Lets See Who Gets This First by 5alive(op): 8:07am On Dec 11, 2012
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how
quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.
It looks so plain you would think nothing was
wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but
you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without
any coaching! You probably won't, at first, find
anything particularly odd or unusual or in any way
dissimilar to any ordinary composition. That is not
at all surprising, for it is no strain to accomplish in so
short a paragraph a stunt similar to that which an author did throughout all of his book, without
spoiling a good writing job, and it was no small
book at that. By studying this paragraph
assiduously, you will shortly, I trust, know what is
its distinguishing oddity. Upon locating that "mark
of distinction," you will probably doubt my story of this author and his book of similar unusuality
throughout. It is commonly known among book-
conscious folk and proof of it is still around. If you
must know, this sort of writing is known as a
li**g*a*, but don't look up that word in any
dictionary until you find out what this is all about.

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