₦airaland Forum

this is nt far frm d truth. op u dey m*ad

OMG! see people discussin nonsense.....
Dis generation is fuc*ked up

Juliana-Ghana:
since wen did puffing on the presidents potato constitute a talent
Beyonce over M.Obama
and this Nasty Half Caste Lady u Posted
In Gh we nave have this problem wif obsession wif half caste
Tru Ghana Queen like Me Look betta that Mia

i checkd ur profile, u no fine at all

u married a south african woman.? Na una dey make thos south african smal pric*k men to dey vex say nija dey carry all their women

aku626: me against the world

laff my di*ck off

no 11: she must knw how turn joystick into chewin stick in a romantic way

avoid white man's food.....eat plenty fruits......prevent some cancer today!

lekanolas: President Goodluck Jonathan has once again promised that the 2015 general elections would be free and fair. Jonathan said that there was no alternative to fair election, given the premise that there could not be peace without justice.

The President, who spoke yesterday at Mpu, Enugu State, said it was almost impossible to guarantee good governance without free and fair election. According to him, it is the level of political manipulation that breeds bickering among politicians.

The President was at Mpu, Aninri Local Government, for the dedication of the All Saints Anglican Covenant Church built by Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu. Jonathan said his administration was determined to make a difference in the lives of Nigerians. He said: “You cannot talk about good governance where the elections of people are manipulated; you cannot steal a mandate and turn round to say that you can govern well.

“Lawyers will say you can’t build anything on nothing. If your coming to power from councillorship to Presidency is based on manipulation, there is no good thing you can do there.

You cannot go and celebrate. “First and foremost, people must vote for you and you cannot talk about doing something good without their support. “It is actually during the military that they use big guns to overthrow those with small guns and take over. In the political dispensation, you must be properly elected, we must make sure that electoral processes are sanitised and the votes of Nigerians count.

“I know the kind of statement people make each time we leave here to other places; sometimes I feel so humiliated, and now the story has changed. “What I can promise Nigerians is that with your prayers, we have our challenges no doubt, but most countries have their challenges, that we will make those little changes that will make a difference in our lives.”

Jonathan decried the tendency of Nigerians to abandon the country for others because of the challenges confronting it, stressing that building a virile future was the collective responsibility of all and sundry. He said: “If we leave Nigeria and go elsewhere where we have all kinds of friends who may use business passports that can give you automatic entry into countries, but they still regard you as a Nigerian.

You cannot fit in properly until you come home. “We have talked about building the church, let us join hands and build a nation that our children, grandchildren and Nigerians unborn will be happy, irrespective of provocation and political differences.

“Just like the primate said, every leader comes and goes but as a leader, you pray that you leave behind something solid. If we progress from here, the whole country becomes highly developed.” The President praised Ekweremadu for building the church, which he likened to the one built by Solomon for God in the Bible.

Primate of the Anglican Communion, Rt. Rev. Nicholas Okoh, in a sermon, said the Nigeria’s problems were intractable because of human manipulation, adding that her people had not used her numerous religions to build an enterprise that could impact on development

http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/2015-polls-will-be-free-fair-jonathan/

i qoute d whole post to get attention, pls ignore me

mod be at alert!

Iyke-D:
You are taking your fascination with all things Putin and Russia too far. Like it or not, Russia
is still no match for the US in any which way - the closest is militarily. Of course, if it comes
to war (God forbid), its MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), but if I was a betting man, I will bet
on the US any day - you cant spend $700 billion a year on military (over 40% of the world's total
military budget) and not have anything to show for it.

Its going to be a very long wait for those of you waiting for the US to fall. Yes, China is the next
fascination for some of you, but here are some questions: is it prepared to do the heavy lifting that
comes with becoming the leader of the world and staying there? Is it prepared yet to challenge the US
for that top spot and what price will it pay for doing so? Have you imagined what a world that is ran
by the Chinese will look like since the US is so evil?

How anyone can view the utterances coming from that little fat boy as befitting of a leader and then
conclude that the US is at fault here boggles the mind. For some of you guys, US can never do anything
right, even though you are here using a US Department of Defense sponsored invention called the Internet
to run your mouth.

God bless ur brain

Fishout: [color=#000099][/color] may god bless nd increase ur wisdom.many people have forgotten dat gollayat is multiply david in 100time b4 david conquered him.anything can happen nd l know us may pay for it

which kyn english , dis one dey speak.....if u no sabi, why u no speak pidgin.
Nawa for u o

realsammie: Nack ur Best friend's SISTER or GIRLFRIEND and tell him its April fool.

after dat, d girl go con tell u say she get HIV....dat one na April wise for u

dis nairaland don tire me self...
Seun pls i want to delete my account

igbo_barbie: She is very pretty no doubt, but not the sexiest

pls post ur pix make we see ur yam legs

Laalamed: another world power in your dream. from bible prophesy anglo-america is last world power. forget china the.ir fall will worse than soviet union.north and south koreans are divided by political ideology. it think if north is ready for peace south is always ready.

brother, hws kingdom hall today na

north korea, go ahead and start the world war 3, nigeria is right behind u. Our soldiers are capable and wit Boko haram, USA wil smell pepper

prem love: I don't know if people on nairaland are from nigeria bt for me i'm from nigeria and dis part of d country in nigeria (delta state, abrake) we usually have low current(dat is if there manage to bring it) i dont know weather u people are still experience wat im facing here

ur english self fit make PHCN to think twice

if i put my girlfriend picture here, nairalanders, will u comment?

Ayorh4you: Now somebody is going insane..........Any psychiatrist in d building?

i think u ar d one goin insane cos last time i checked, nairaland isnt a building

a friend and I were discussing things and wen we got to d illuminati issues, he mentioned names of people like' beyounce, michael jackson, 2pac, chris brown' lil wayne, t-pain, d banj and d one dat baffled me was wen he mentioned TB Joshua and I was like... A man of God....he also said some pastors in the US belong to this occultic group.
Pple cud dis be true? Wot is dis world turnin into?

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'

NO SIDE TALK CHEATING

GOOD LUCK.

Pls remember to submit all scripts used

if i talk nw, they wil say i don start again....
Anyway, i reserve my comment

pls can i tweet on nairaland

ko ni da fun iya kenya.... Na we dey rule dem all.......if kenyatta say its one thing, obama will say its anoda thing...
Datzall

una no get work.
D chinese are workin hard to develop their country...
Una dey here dey discuss nonsense.
I smh for this generation!!!

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