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Gistboy: what is there for me if she wins

u av a golden chance to f**k her

d guy p*nis too small' dats why he no wan see doctor''''''shame dey catch him

fatherless baby

Fredrick909: this my post has attracted 19likes and still counting. This is the first time.

its because na today u use your brain Fredrick

LMdickO

[quote author=one_man]Lagos was built with federal government funds. Look at most of the road federal government built and island that was developed duing colonial era, third mainland bridge, etc. what is the new thing fas has done? The roads are so bumpy, the bridges are shaking.
There is no dopt that fash is trying to put things in place regarding management of those infrastructure.
If Abuja becomes a state tomorrow, the governor there will be winning metals for maintenance because the city is already built.
The dump site at ojota is a complete mess and can cause problem for people living in that environ.
I give the gov pass mark for trying to bring sanity to a state like lagos. Ofcourse the money from task alone is enough to run the city...[/quote]Gbagaun, Gbagaun

Gentle Naaz: 2x+5=20

x=20-2/5
therefor x =18/5
finally x=3.6.
But since x cannot be in decimal, therefor d solution for x is impossibu

To be frank, being a talkative is a talent. Now, more than ever before, how i wish am a talkative becos am too quiet, pple take me for granted. I tel u, if u are a talkative u wil survive at my place of work because evry now and then, u ve got to talk.

1 shortblackboy: Hian this 1 wey d 1st post was hidden wetin happen

the followin post shal be hidden as soon as we notice:
1) GARRI posts
2) FIRST TO COMMENT posts.
Pls be warned.
Signed by nairaland MODs

[quote author=Intrepid!]If it was your 'community se.men dump hole' mother that told you your life is precious, she lied to you the same way she lied to your re.tard father that all the bast.ards she spewed out belong to him.[/quote]ha, u don finish d guy

Mikel, u dey cra.ze

Fela lives on

We are on top of the situation -GEJ

Brainrex: na fufu dey make wande fat like dis?

very soon, we wil start callin him Fat Wande

searay: Public holidays almost every week. Please what are we celebrating next month?
ThREAD CLOSED!

biafra day

Yomieluv: Nigeria on the brim of war with cameroun..

if something isnt done,bokoharam will continue to embarrass Nigeria.

first to comment.

let me guess ur age: 13, 15, 17..... Pls dis thread is meant for matured mind, not first to comment kids like u

Suicide bomber. U dont need to talk, d bomb does d talkin

Abeg pass me my Ganja jo, no time!!!

Seun

playboy19: Everyone around here is screaming about how sexy those guys look but no one is talking about the pain they went through to get the packs out - Moral of the lesson, " Nobody cares until you've made it"

u are d best!

Suigenerisshegs: Mr Nigeria should av snapd wit pant only like Mr Sierra leone(whose joystick is smaller than a Nigerian toddler's),if He had done dat,he would av emerged d winner undisputably.9ja men ar gifted wit elephantine and erratically pernicious joysticks.i'm a living proof

u are a dead proof

ACN all d way

SamAfrik: Baba Suwe, Mr Latin, Dejo. Suwe adds swag to yoruba comedy wit is hilarious slangs wc naija musicans even use in their songs. Kudos to him.
someone pls recommend any movie where ds sanyeri guy feature.
I also enjoy Mr Ibu & Aki, they are talented.

muniru and ambali or watch opakan

1) odunlade
2) sanyeri
3) etisalat man
4) babasuwe
5) mr latin
6) ronke oshodi oke
7) lanko omoba dubai
dejo,
9) opebe
10) mr ibu

Obama versus Mimiko: we shall see

Enough!

Mimiko, why, why, why, why? Ur noise is too much

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Looks like Rasheed Yekini still leads the list. . .

Hope Odemwingie takes over from yekini as soon as possible.[/color][/quote]Dreamer

NAIRALAND: we are debatin on wether u ar fit for d post of a president or not
FASHOLA: i no send u