Nairalanders; when your wife kicks you six or multiple times at midnights when you guys are sleeping. What does it mean? Whats wrong with her? Pls my newly married friend want answers.

Alexgman1:
Nairalanders; when your wife kicks you six or multiple times at midnights when you guys are sleeping. What does it mean? Whats wrong with her? Pls my newly married friend want answers.

Has he observed anything beside kicking?
She may be dreaming.

Coolgent:

Has he observed anything beside kicking?
She may be dreaming.

Highly plausible.

They tend to act weird like that in their sleep. My uni ex woke up one night like that, headed south and started to bj me. In the morning I asked her how far, she said she dreamt I was all angry and worked-up and felt she should calm me down a little. Bless her.

It means her spiritual husband is about to give her Obukwokwo

Lol she wan activate her spiritual husband for your body...

She's probably used to sleeping alone on a big bed, and uses her space well. So she still sleeps in that manner because her unconscious mind hasn't accepted the fact that she now has a bed partner, hence she keeps stretching her legs "thinking" that no one is there.

The fact that it happens multiple times shows that she sleeps deep. Na my opinion be that o! You should ask your friend how often she does it. For how long have they been married and sleeping together?

Lol

Probably dreaming

Coolgent:
Has he observed anything beside kicking? She may be dreaming.

NO JUST THAT.

He said she does it with rhythm & its a soft kick.

Humanoid01:
She's probably used to sleeping alone on a big bed, and uses her space well. So she still sleeps in that manner because her unconscious mind hasn't accepted the fact that she now has a bed partner, hence she keeps stretching her legs "thinking" that no one is there.

The fact that it happens multiple times shows that she sleeps deep. Na my opinion be that o! You should ask your friend how often she does it. For how long have they been married and sleeping together?

She does it like twice or thrice in a week and they are two months happily married.

She is stylishly waking your friend who is a deep sleeper to stand up and do his duty as a man, not snoring away his life when real men at that point in time would have "knacked" up to 3 rounds going to the 4th.

Some men are lazy in the boxing ring no be small.


Judas is Carrot was HERE!

pyyxxaro:
It means her spiritual husband is about to give her Obukwokwo

pls Meaning?

suzzyboss:
Lol she wan activate her spiritual husband for your body...

You are joking rite?

JudasNaCarrot:
She is stylishly waking your friend who is a deep sleeper to stand up and do his duty as a man, not snoring away his life when real men at that point in time would have "knacked" up to 3 rounds going to the 4th.

Some men are lazy in the boxing ring no be small.

OMG! I talk am oh.

Alexgman1:
You are joking rite?

It's a joke ooo don't be scared...
To me it's either the husband is snoring too much or she was in a deep sleep. May be she over worked during the day...
It might even be that she is stylishly asking for the D

This same woman again?!

Alexgman1:
Nairalanders; when your wife kicks you six or multiple times at midnights when you guys are sleeping. What does it mean? Whats wrong with her? Pls my newly married friend want answers.

. Maybe your friend snores too loud.

suzzyboss:

It's a joke ooo don't be scared...
To me it's either the husband is snoring too much or she was in a deep sleep. May be she over worked during the day...
It might even be that she is stylishly asking for the D

Maybe she is Hot.

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NerdyRudeGyal:
Lols . Nairaland will not kee me with laugh . Bunch of comedians

TRUST THEM 4 THAT.

punisha:
This same woman again?!

No my friend's wife.

Flying eagle things

Going to meetings and giving you sleeping tablets

Oga If she's kicking you in the Midnight, Kick her back.

7 is a number.
Na 7 rounds she need

Maybe she was a kick boxer in her past life

Alexgman1:
Nairalanders; when your wife kicks you six or multiple times at midnights when you guys are sleeping. What does it mean? Whats wrong with her? Pls my newly married friend want answers.

She's giving him sign, but ur friend no understand..

This things only happens when one is angry sleeping it has happened to me once

Oga she needs fierce digging. Dig her borehole without mercy.

CorGier:


Highly plausible.

They tend to act weird like that in their sleep. My uni ex woke up one night like that, headed south and started to bj me. In the morning I asked her how far, she said she dreamt I was all angry and worked-up and felt she should came me down a little. Bless her.

Bless her

mine taps the bed when she needs me

it means you are snoring and disturbing her sleep

Alexgman1:
Nairalanders; when your wife kicks you six or multiple times at midnights when you guys are sleeping. What does it mean? Whats wrong with her? Pls my newly married friend want answers.

That's cos she's going on Astral travel