TayserMahrii:


Hey Buddy
The main thread was unceremoniously shut and the blame goes to the mannerless hobbits. A kickass thread would be between Mzansi, Naija & 254. Such a triosome of roasting is just what we need

Let me try calling out the naughty felas....mtisthequbit, shma, gallivant, ednited, jln115
kikuyu1, theenchanter, forgiveness, abohboy,

Since that thread was closed NL has never been the same again.

I forgot to mention Zimbabwe and Botswana you're also welcome here

theenchanter:
guy, I really like that thread, I wonder why someone would make that thread go like that!!

Its a thread where I spend my spare time on NL and I love kicking rvp's arse.

Why didn't u call ur double nemesis... Oba and Sammy?

With the kind of infantile exchanges in the final days it was destined to go. I've actually replied to sammy here. No need to call the mayhem guy Oba. He'll soon be here causing all sorts of commotion like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2wjfnsbYy8

Saddamochieng00:


Since that thread was closed NL has never been the same again.

Don't worry at all I am ready to make 1000 more I will keep on trying until my heart stops

SUFFERInSMILIIN:


yes I have to keep on telling the truth.
If you know the ship is going to sink I want the people that the ship is going to send at least some of them can put life vest and enter the life raft. But now if This Ship is going to sink and you do not want anybody the people I do wedding and party fooling themselves when the ship goes down they only have their self to blame

Apt

Fine living

Saddamochieng00:


Since that thread was closed NL has never been the same again.

True. The closer should have expelled the nuisance guys instead of closing it. Talk of burning the entire house to get rid of a few moles.

Hot rod

Saddamochieng00:
Hot rod

Only in the 254

TayserMahrii:


With the kind of infantile exchanges in the final days it was destined to go. I've actually replied to sammy here. No need to call the mayhem guy Oba. He'll soon be here causing all sorts of commotion like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2wjfnsbYy8

Nairobi night life..

TayserMahrii:


Only in the 254

Lazima tupush ii thread otherwise me na NL tutaishana tu ivo...

theenchanter:

Once upon a time me n chanter had that sort of dyadic convo that needs to return

My Naija people do you know that women in Nairobi pay for their own drinks...Can Naija babes even

Saddamochieng00:


Lazima tupush ii thread otherwise me na NL tutaishana tu ivo...

Kweli.. hakuna kitu ingine interesting.

SUFFERInSMILIIN:


Don't worry at all I am ready to make 1000 more I will keep on trying until my heart stops

You must push this thread until it gets to them

...

Beautiful people

This chip-eating Kenyan comic is keeping Africans entertained on social media


(CNN)Elsa Majimbo is taking over social media by providing comic relief on Instagram and Twitter amid the Covid-19 pandemic.

The Kenyan comic, whose relatable monologues often go viral, films from her home in Nairobi, the country's capital city.

Majimbo first went viral after posting a video in March when initial restrictions such as intermittent lockdowns, border controls, and closure of schools and restaurants were imposed by the Kenyan government to curb the spread of Covid-19.


In the video, the 19-year-old talked about being in isolation at the time and wanting to be left alone.

"Ever since corona started, we've all been in isolation, and I like, miss no one," she said, laughing and eating potato-based crunchy chips in the video.

"Why am I missing you? There is no reason for me to miss you... do I pay your rent? Do I provide food for you? Why are you missing me?" she added, still laughing.

The quirky humor in the video earned Majimbo many reshares and more than 250,000 views from users across the continent, including South Africa, Kenya and Nigeria.

She told CNN she did not expect the video to get as much attention as it did, but many people related to it.

"It was the time we had just gotten to lockdown, and everyone was telling me they missed me, and I literally like being away from people, so I thought to myself, 'Let me make a video about that,'" she said.

"I did not expect all the attention, but it happened, and I am glad it did."

Since going viral, Majimbo has made more videos combining dry humor and criticism around the subject matters she decides to film about.

Many of the videos have more than 250,000 views on Instagram and an average of 50,000 views on Twitter.

Some of the videos have also been featured on American owned cable channel, Comedy Central.

Eating crunchy chips
Majimbo often incorporates eating crunchy chips, which has become one of her signature moves, to emphasize her points in her monologues.

"In the first video that trended, I ate chips. A lot of people seemed to like it. There were a lot of comments asking me to do it again. So, I was like, OK whatever, and I did it again," she told CNN.

The comic sensation additionally wears tiny dark sunglasses as a prop in her videos. Just like crunching on chips, the '90s shades are for emphasizing on points made in her skits, she said.

"How do I manage to be this hot? The key to being hot is Photoshop," she said in one of her videos titled "If I pay for the app, I own the abs."

In the video, Majimbo joked about using Photoshop to look good in pictures, "Why get a six-pack in five months when you can get them in five minutes?" she added, putting on the sunglasses to make her point.

Her videos have received support from celebrities like actor Lupita Nyongo and current Miss Universe, Zozibini Tunzi.

Majimbo, who records all her monologues using her iPhone 6, said she does not write her lines down before filming, instead she simply "goes with the flow."

"The thing I like the most about my videos is that they come to me so easily and so naturally. I could just be sitting and feel like making a video about something, and I do it. Anything that comes to my mind, I record," she said.

"If I don't have any lines to record. I don't even bother, I just skip it and say no video today," she added.

'I've been able to find myself in a way I hadn't before'
Since becoming an internet sensation, Majimbo said she partnered with brands such as Canadian cosmetics manufacturer, MAC cosmetics, to create content aimed at promoting their products in fun ways.

The teenager, who is currently a journalism student at Strathmore University in Nairobi, is thinking about a completely different career.

According to her, she is taking the time to explore different and newer options, particularly in entertainment, "I think the career I wanted before is not what I want now. A lot of things have changed, I've been able to find myself in a way I hadn't before."

She added that she is looking into acting roles and having her own comedy show.

She has been given a South African name "Mpho" by her fans in the country. The name means "gift" in Tswana language spoken in Southern Africa, Botswana, Namibia and Zimbabwe.


https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/18/africa/kenyan-comic-sensation-intl/index.html

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
More disaster for Nigeria Nigerians are now saying that Zimbabwe is better and zimbabweans are more honest

https://www.toldnetwork.com/2020/08/13/my-experience-in-zimbabwe/

This is The greatest lie ever in history. Nigeria is nowhere near as bad as Zimbabwe your hate for Nigeria will consume you, I don’t understand why you hate the country so bad. But alas your stupidity is funny and enjoyable.

TayserMahrii:
This chip-eating Kenyan comic is keeping Africans entertained on social media


(CNN)Elsa Majimbo is taking over social media by providing comic relief on Instagram and Twitter amid the Covid-19 pandemic.

The Kenyan comic, whose relatable monologues often go viral, films from her home in Nairobi, the country's capital city.

Majimbo first went viral after posting a video in March when initial restrictions such as intermittent lockdowns, border controls, and closure of schools and restaurants were imposed by the Kenyan government to curb the spread of Covid-19.


In the video, the 19-year-old talked about being in isolation at the time and wanting to be left alone.

"Ever since corona started, we've all been in isolation, and I like, miss no one," she said, laughing and eating potato-based crunchy chips in the video.

"Why am I missing you? There is no reason for me to miss you... do I pay your rent? Do I provide food for you? Why are you missing me?" she added, still laughing.

The quirky humor in the video earned Majimbo many reshares and more than 250,000 views from users across the continent, including South Africa, Kenya and Nigeria.

She told CNN she did not expect the video to get as much attention as it did, but many people related to it.

"It was the time we had just gotten to lockdown, and everyone was telling me they missed me, and I literally like being away from people, so I thought to myself, 'Let me make a video about that,'" she said.

"I did not expect all the attention, but it happened, and I am glad it did."

Since going viral, Majimbo has made more videos combining dry humor and criticism around the subject matters she decides to film about.

Many of the videos have more than 250,000 views on Instagram and an average of 50,000 views on Twitter.

Some of the videos have also been featured on American owned cable channel, Comedy Central.

Eating crunchy chips
Majimbo often incorporates eating crunchy chips, which has become one of her signature moves, to emphasize her points in her monologues.

"In the first video that trended, I ate chips. A lot of people seemed to like it. There were a lot of comments asking me to do it again. So, I was like, OK whatever, and I did it again," she told CNN.

The comic sensation additionally wears tiny dark sunglasses as a prop in her videos. Just like crunching on chips, the '90s shades are for emphasizing on points made in her skits, she said.

"How do I manage to be this hot? The key to being hot is Photoshop," she said in one of her videos titled "If I pay for the app, I own the abs."

In the video, Majimbo joked about using Photoshop to look good in pictures, "Why get a six-pack in five months when you can get them in five minutes?" she added, putting on the sunglasses to make her point.

Her videos have received support from celebrities like actor Lupita Nyongo and current Miss Universe, Zozibini Tunzi.

Majimbo, who records all her monologues using her iPhone 6, said she does not write her lines down before filming, instead she simply "goes with the flow."

"The thing I like the most about my videos is that they come to me so easily and so naturally. I could just be sitting and feel like making a video about something, and I do it. Anything that comes to my mind, I record," she said.

"If I don't have any lines to record. I don't even bother, I just skip it and say no video today," she added.

'I've been able to find myself in a way I hadn't before'
Since becoming an internet sensation, Majimbo said she partnered with brands such as Canadian cosmetics manufacturer, MAC cosmetics, to create content aimed at promoting their products in fun ways.

The teenager, who is currently a journalism student at Strathmore University in Nairobi, is thinking about a completely different career.

According to her, she is taking the time to explore different and newer options, particularly in entertainment, "I think the career I wanted before is not what I want now. A lot of things have changed, I've been able to find myself in a way I hadn't before."

She added that she is looking into acting roles and having her own comedy show.

She has been given a South African name "Mpho" by her fans in the country. The name means "gift" in Tswana language spoken in Southern Africa, Botswana, Namibia and Zimbabwe.


https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/08/18/africa/kenyan-comic-sensation-intl/index.html

There's this other one called King Kalala...i swear that girls crazy as fvck. It seems rona was a blessing in disguise to some peeps


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7aLGb9NWM

TayserMahrii:

Come in. had to call you

How have you been? Where have you been tho?

Samorobo2:


Cos you are always having stupid illogical feelings..

I know that thread meant life to you only that you won't admit it...but what shall we do we must carry on with life brother.

kikuyu1:


That was the greatest thread on the entire forum,possibly in THE ENTIRE WORLD!? It had real info on respective sociopolitics,consumption patterns and statistical economical breakdowns a good student would be proud to present to a diligent tutor. Off head,I rmbr it also had archaeogenetics on some southern Ethio Omotic (not Oromo) dna in Kikuyus,the centuries old legalised (Inboekseling) Boer slave holding that morphed into prison labour lasting til the 80s,shocking WA cultural practices like trokosi, etc,etc.
Keep me out of competing with Mzansi,though-that's a fruitless exercise like wrestling with the wind. If the post covid world continues its growth pattern I'll revisit this thread.

I think only one other Kenyan thread in Jamii forum ran longer than that one. Can you imagine two of the longest running threads on the net revolve around Kenya and were created by foreigners.

Seen the latest ,ednited?

The WHO chief said that countries needed to work together to "prevent vaccine nationalism," so in the event a vaccine or vaccines are developed, those at the highest risk will have equal access.

[url][https://www.voanews.com/covid-19-pandemic/who-chief-warns-vaccine-nationalism?ampurl]

I'm personally UNBOTHERED tbh. Me and mine won't undertake foreign vaccination under any circumstances! If people are dumb enough to accept the word of a homo with a depopulation agenda they deserve all the inevitable fecked up results.

ednited:


How have you been? Where have you been tho?

I'm fine. Thank you for not mentioning the competition (mtis & co) . Who killed Hachalu Hundessa?

Wuoche and Baliv254.....we miss the Nairobi pics

Saddamochieng00:


I know that thread meant life to you only that you won't admit it...but what shall we do we must carry on with life brother.

If there is one person I know whose life has been thrown into disarray is Sammy.

TayserMahrii:


If there is one person I know whose life has been thrown into disarray is Sammy.

Saddamochieng00:

The hobbits ruined it