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Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by illicit(m): 5:57pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
broda I no understand this one

I hear their girls like to fvck donkey, camel and horse....
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2020
dukeprince50:
There is war in that country, it will be worse than Lybia.
I'll advice to to find a good girl in Nigeria
no good girls Nigeria....all of them are after your money
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2020
illicit:



I hear their girls like to fvck donkey, camel and horse....
are you serious
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by illicit(m): 6:05pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
are you serious

I read it in a book....

Might be stereotype though
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 6:06pm On Oct 07, 2020
illicit:



I read it in a book....


Might be stereotype though
ok bro
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by MarjieJ57(f): 6:18pm On Oct 07, 2020
So let me get this straight: You rather join the army in Afghanistan to fight with people that rape, torture and kill women because you feel they have better looking women there than the women that Boko haram rape tortures and kill?

Have you ever even seen a Afghani woman, because they are more covered up than a Saudi princess.

Top 4 place I would never go in the world:

1. North Korea
2. Saudi Arabia
3. Afghanistan
4. 90% of the rest of Muslim world.

But you do you!!!!!





Emmyreal4:
bro I might not come back...am planning to nationalize and if possible join the army over there

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Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 6:20pm On Oct 07, 2020
MarjieJ57:
So let me get this straight: You rather join the army in Afghanistan to fight with people that rape, torture and kill women because you feel they have better looking women there than the women that Boko haram rape tortures and kill?

Have you ever even seen a Afghani woman, because they are more covered up than a Saudi princess.

Top 4 place I would never go in the world:

1. North Korea
2. Saudi Arabia
3. Afghanistan
4. 90% of the rest of Muslim world.

But you do you!!!!!





I guess they are covering their beauty
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by MarjieJ57(f): 6:24pm On Oct 07, 2020
Yeah, Bleep her like it's your last Bleep; because it will be, lol!!


illicit:



Alright Mr Kamoru

When u marry their girl Bleep her well o and u must use burantashi because dem don dey fvck camel Bleep donkey Bleep horse since 10 wink
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by dukeprince50: 6:24pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
no good girls Nigeria....all of them are after your money
don't generalize, some ladies are career driven and are only looking for genuine love
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 6:26pm On Oct 07, 2020
dukeprince50:
don't generalize, some ladies are career driven and are only looking for genuine love
you are right sha
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 6:26pm On Oct 07, 2020
MarjieJ57:
Yeah, Bleep her like it's your last Bleep; because it will be, lol!!


grin
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 7:22pm On Oct 07, 2020
Please where is Afghanistan embassy located
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by MickzyDonald: 7:31pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
bro I might not come back...am planning to nationalize and if possible join the army over there
Boko Haram loading

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Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 7:31pm On Oct 07, 2020
MickzyDonald:
Boko Haram loading
broda what do you mean?
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Nobody: 7:37pm On Oct 07, 2020
I know you are clowning around and all that but hey at least you should know this... just for the sake of knowing it.

1. Afghanistan is a heavily clan and ethnic based society. Clan and ethnic affiliations are very strong and as such, they are taken very seriously. Girls can't even date.

2.Afghan girls don't have a free hand or free will when it comes to marriage unlike more liberal places such as Europe. Their folks usually decide who or whom they are to get hitched to. Pretty much the same in many of the countries close to Afghanistan e.g. parts of Pakistan, parts of India etc etc etc. But it is far more stricter in Afghanistan.

3. Marriages between two families are a means of cementing inter-tribal or inter-clan alliances and as such a typical Afghan would never allow his daughter to get married to a foreigner let alone when that foreigner happens to be a sub-Saharan African(aka black). Yeah, the race factor comes to play here sadly enough. They use their daughters to cement alliances. They are very valuable chips for the bargain.

4. If the girl should stubbornly decide to go ahead and marry a foreigner or someone her family does not approve of, then that is where Honour killing comes in. It is a largely nomadic society(they rear a lot of sheep), so honour is a big factor for them.
After they have 'downed' the girl, they will come after you. And they always move about with Soviet-era kalashnikovs... an Afghan is not a man without his gun.

5. As for joining the Afghan army, forget it. They have enough jobless people lining up to take those military jobs as it is the only avenue available to them to get the 'better life'. Salary is about $200 for a Jawan(equivalent to private) last time I checked. So, it is very doubtful if not outrightly impossible that a foreigner from god-knows-where would be recruited.

6. Even if they permit foreigners to join their Army, you still wouldn't stand a chance because those guys are 100× better at fighting than anyone else that you know. They have been fighting non-stop in that country since 1978/9till date.

To sum it up, choose South Ossetia instead. At least, you would stand a better chance over there. They even need more soldiers. And you don't have to convert to any other religion.

Dropping my glass of palmwine.

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Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 7:45pm On Oct 07, 2020
mansakhalifa:
I know you are clowning around and all that but hey at least you should know this... just for the sake of knowing it.

1. Afghanistan is a heavily clan and ethnic based society. Clan and ethnic affiliations are very strong and as such, they are taken very seriously. Girls can't even date.

2.Afghan girls don't have a free hand or free will when it comes to marriage unlike more liberal places such as Europe. Their folks usually decide who or whom they are to get hitched to. Pretty much the same in many of the countries close to Afghanistan e.g. parts of Pakistan, parts of India etc etc etc. But it is far more stricter in Afghanistan.

3. Marriages between two families are a means of cementing inter-tribal or inter-clan alliances and as such a typical Afghan would never allow his daughter to get married to a foreigner let alone when that foreigner happens to be a sub-Saharan African(aka black). Yeah, the race factor comes to play here sadly enough. They use their daughters to cement alliances. They are very valuable chips for the bargain.

4. If the girl should stubbornly decide to go ahead and marry a foreigner or someone her does not approve of, then that is where Honour killing comes in. It is a largely nomadic society(they rear a lot of sheep), so honour is a big factor for them.
After they have 'downed' the girl, they will come after you. And they always move about with Soviet-era kalashnikovs... an Afghan is not a man without his gun.

5. As for joining the Afghan army, forget it. They have enough jobless people lining up to take those military jobs as it is the only avenue available to them to get the 'better life'. Salary is about $200 for a Jawan(equivalent to private) last time I checked. So, it is very doubtful if not outrightly impossible that a foreigner from god-knows-where would be recruited.

6. Even if they permit foreigners to join their Army, you still wouldn't stand a chance because those guys are 100× better at fighting than anyone else that you know. They have been fighting non-stop in that country since 1978/9till date.

To sum it up, choose South Ossetia instead. At least, you would stand a better chance over there. They even need more soldiers. And you don't have to convert to any other religion.

Dropping my glass of palmwine.

am not joking sir...am damn serious
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by jizzyjordan: 8:09pm On Oct 07, 2020
Instead cross Mediterranean to Italy if you're actually ready to die at least you might succeed through this route
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 8:11pm On Oct 07, 2020
jizzyjordan:
Instead cross Mediterranean to Italy if you're actually ready to die at least you might succeed through this route
baba dis one u dey mention death like this
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Nobody: 8:13pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
am not joking sir...am damn serious

In Chris Brown's voice: I wasn't born last night.
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Vulcanheph(m): 8:18pm On Oct 07, 2020
MrTAnonymous:






INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW NA ME TALK AM

i know what you are trying to do....you want to have your own Quote like slawormir's damn nigga, But it won't work. gringringrin

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Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Openbusiness: 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2020
Arab women are generally beautiful. Persian women are even prettier. Therefore, OP, you can't go wrong with a Afghanistan bride. Just make sure Taliban no catch you cuz Blacks are endangered species in the Arab world sad
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by FEGNO: 8:23pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
bro I might not come back...am planning to nationalize and if possible join the army over there

Your information is a little faulty. Al Qaeda in Afghanistan pays better than the Army. Try and join them instead okay
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 8:31pm On Oct 07, 2020
Openbusiness:
Arab women are generally beautiful. Persian women are even prettier. Therefore, OP, you can't go wrong with a Afghanistan bride. Just make sure Taliban no catch you cuz Blacks are endangered species in the Arab world sad
thanks bro
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 8:31pm On Oct 07, 2020
FEGNO:


Your information is a little faulty. Al Qaeda in Afghanistan pays better than the Army. Try and join them instead okay
ok sir
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 8:31pm On Oct 07, 2020
Vulcanheph:


i know what you are trying to do....you want to have your own Quote like slawormir's damn nigga, But it won't work. gringringrin
FBI agent grin
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by jizzyjordan: 8:34pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
baba dis one u dey mention death like this
bro na death you dey mention since na abi is it not afganistan you're going to
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 8:43pm On Oct 07, 2020
jizzyjordan:
bro na death you dey mention since na abi is it not afganistan you're going to
so na suicide be dis embarassed
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by fuckpro: 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
I heard they have very strict rules in North Korea
...mumu
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by MickzyDonald: 9:30pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
broda what do you mean?
Ah egbami don't be scared oh,but that country is similar to terrorism and so,why not go for BRAZIL(that my dream country for fuckin babes,no offence) or even Norwich,those Afghanistan's u see might not be what you'd expect...You can as well share some cash with me since you are still deliberating,i won't mind data sub

Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 9:43pm On Oct 07, 2020
fuckpro:

...mumu
why d insult
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Beverlyjean(f): 9:44pm On Oct 07, 2020
Emmyreal4:
I heard their girls are very loyal and beautiful


Please who has dated one before??

I gat 99 problems but a b1tch aint one ...hit me
Re: I Want To Relocate To Afghanistan Because Of Their Girls by Emmyreal4(m): 9:59pm On Oct 07, 2020
Beverlyjean:


I gat 99 problems but a b1tch aint one ...hit me
I thought you are a female

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