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Dear Stingy Sienna,
i have recieved your memo dated 17th july 2007. unfortunately i was away to attend the graduation ceremony of a friend in cardiff university in stingy wales. i was too stingy to make a call to you or to the office to acknowledge the reception of your memo. however, i do appreciate the efforts of all our staff across the globe to improve on the advancing stingy epidemic. i specially recognise the efforts of stingy elgaxton to advance our course in nigeria and other parts of the african continent. i also recognise the good works of stingy soulpatrol who has been patrolling the stingy movement across the atlantic. i am well pleased.
permit me to use this medium to inform all our staff as well as applicants that no money will be remitted for any official duty. . . .reason: you know now
all the best
Dafur de stingy

LMAO @ siena and darfur
my sting uk ppl

but siena wat do u mean stingy usa is about to be formed

lol-- ur to funny

this is serious!!!! so this thread is still on, is it ever gonna end?

kudos to all who made me laugh in this thread.

And seriously, no, they aren't stingy. When I stayed in London for a short time, in Dalston, there were shops for sending money home on every corner and they had enough customers to exist and prosper.

I talked to some people too and you know what? Sending money home is draining a lot of them. Look at the Chinese. Some of them arrive poor, but they save everything they can, keep it and invest it in their own business or education of their children and in the next generation they are much better off than most African migrants. And Africans' savings go home, and many corrupt governments wouldn't exist anymore if not for the migrants taking care of what the government should take care of. Without the money sent by migrants many countries would go bankrupt.

Of course money in the UK or elsewhere is not easy, it is your sweat, you have limited resources and your closest family is the first to get it, then the true friends who were really close and helped you out many times, and after that there's nothing left. So this money won't go to people who you just casually know, or even met only a few times. If somebody thinks that a person whom he barely knows has any obligation of this kind for just knowing each other, he's stupid. Most people are too generous anyway and this has the effect of slower accumulation of wealth among Africans abroad than among other migrants.

So stop whining about stinginess, the money they send goes into the economy and you benefit of it anyway.

people talk crap all the time. washing plate or being a cleaner is still a job just to make a pund and pay bills. you guy in niger think its easy for people living here eh. let me tell you something there is no way you can stop your electricity or gas meter to stop running like you can do NEPA. so bills comin through your door every week and the having phone calls that will never ask you how you're coping, if you ill or not but about how much is needed from you.
abeg if you don wash plate or clean floors you cant eat, not like back home where you can pop in to cousin's, friends or neighbours aleast you can get groundnut.
please if you have never experienced anything over here, its better to shut up.

The wearer of a shoe knows where it hurts. There are individuals who vamossed back to Nigeria, upon arriving in UK, because of the harsh realiities they faced. For others, they have decided to wade the storm, no matter how fierce. For those who live a comfortable life living in Nigeria, and yearing to move to the states, remember the saying, "All that glitters is not gold".

About remittance of money to Nigeria, I am beginning to think that sometimes, your generousity can backfire in that it could create laziness and a sense of entitlement in the mind of the beneficiary. How about you just send money, a nice sum, once, to a sibling, loved one, and tell them to invest in biz?

hw can u xpect sb who do odd jobs lyk washing dead bodies, working in 3 diffrent places a day at - DegreesCentigrade wthout havin enuf sleep and also receivng all sorts of insult from d whites to send som lazy pple money relaxn in nija.its impossibl nw. if u think its easy, u can as wel go 2 UK and send money 2 pple here nw. [b]YEYE![/b]even me no go send anybody kobo aradu.

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@Darfur and Siena!

Hmmm

All dem stingy Alliance

You are making it formal eh!

Pls I remain my humble GENEROUS ELGAXTON

USA dudes pls dont join the band wagon o!

Let's know it's only STINGY UK

LMAO stingy USA ko giving USA ni

@Omogenaija

ABeg o, Hope sey u no wan Join this stingy UK - crew!

@Sienna

U don start stingy network abi,

Una hands go freeze with Stinginess very soon

Aka Gum

@Elgaxton,

i just thought about something now, its like you have a grudge with somone in uk, maybe d person wasnt sending u money as u dont have money cus ur too lazy to work in naija.

relax, ur time go come when dem go grant ur visiting visa so u sef go fit come enjoy oyinbo life.

Siena:

But of course she does - her application has been received, and approved as well.

thank you jare

@Anusule

So na ur turn to talk now eh, hmmm u come late o


@Omogenaija

Abeg no disappoint me o.

Abeg I go pay u make u no join stingy UK

how much u go pay ?

@omogenaija

[size=18pt]How much u want?[/size]

wats ur net worth ?

2000$ a month!

Name ur percentage from it

thats to cheap for me

@omogenaija
elgaxton is so stingy that if you want to curse a child that he/she may never progress, one way of giving such curses is by saying. . . ."may elgaxton give you money"

@elgie,
the stingy epidemic is spreading like fire, no water can quench it. and i'm grateful to you. i have got reports from naija that you are doing a great job over there for us

Habba

U no be Armed -robber motor now


@ Darfur

u've broken loose again eh

so i'm offically a member of stingy UK

@elgie,
i got reliably informed that you are so stingy that you cant even write out your full name in the stingy application form b/c u dont want the ink in the pen you bought 6 yrs ago to finish. . ."just like that" brother elgie, i hail thee. i have recommended you for elevation to the house of lords. . . . only you may not agree to the cash for honors thingy.
reason? . . . .damn too obvious

@Omogenaija



No try am, hmmmm!! U see that Suya wey u dey like well well na 4bidden fruit for stingy uk(Mad cow disease) so y u go join dem

O baby! state ur prize and i 'll pay u to stay in Naija

@ darfur

I hear sey u don stingy sotey na teaspoon u take dey drink beer wey sneak from here to Jand

Elgaxton:

@ darfur
I hear sey u don stingy sotey na teaspoon u take dey drink beer wey sneak from here to Jand

how you take hear am? na wa o, you no tell me say you get satelite tv for ya house. abi you de fear say person go come to watch am with you? e no go increase ya bill if other people come watch am with you now no fear eh

@darfur

But na true I talk, no be how i take hear am matter

Na wether na true na him matter

my guy UK pay me , u the exchange rate right ?

@omogenaija
why u dey embarrass UK now? i go curse you o

inshort may your children be as benevolent as elgaxton and may elgaxton give you money  

ok sorry, i withdraw the curse abeg forgive me

darfur i dont play that curse shit