our bathroom no good den... anytime wey me and my friends dey baff, one family wey dey stay for upstairs go just come out come dey look our preek

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

you just rounded up everything....I no even know what else to add







If you want to learn web design see my signature....aluta continua

Omo my life no balance ohh but omo I never live for this kind setting neverrrrr

6th

hmmm...
shey waking up early morning to see shiits wey be like OLUMO rock wey be say d water wey u go carry shiits, u go pour ham and still go inside like 2 times to flush ham before the tin go gree go and by dat time u finish, ur own shiits go don leave you go abi...

na baba fridaus wey dey bring different olosho come house every late night because of Iya(Landlady) wey he go dey use him own disturb my own sleep say "Broda Femi, pls come open back door for me"

abi na those dirty house wives wey Dem wan Broda Femi com chop that dere smelling pommo I wan talk...

abi na those evil Children u wan talk wey be say Dem Sabi your story pass your own mother self...

Thank God for my parents; I have never lived in a place like that

The Landlords come be like gods to the tenants. One even asked all the tenants to stop using bathroom slippers & use the bathroom barefooted. What the Bleep!


Nothing is really good about Face-Me-I-slap-You. Thanks to God anyway

Here is the reward for the gossiper. If you know, you know

Bill sharing like NEPA water and sweeping of the compound. Though bachelors were exempted from sweeping then gboa we get a sweeper and share the payment .

Abeg enlighten me, wetin be fucum fucum sound?

Spending123:



You forgot to add that wicked fucum fucum sound will be hearing at mid-night.

Moved into a house that needed serious renovation and they needed the rent to renovate the place whoch i paid. Roof was changed and they promised to fix the toilet before i moved in meaning everybody was doing shot put and dumping it in the suckaway. Rent expired (after enough next week i go do am from the caretaker)

Also had to connect light from the next compound
Basically they collect rent and leave u on uour own

Location : Okumagba Layout Warri


But i left there October last yr for somewhere better now

It's a hell

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Spending123:



You forgot to add that wicked fucum fucum sound will be hearing at mid-night.

Lol how did u manage to spell that so well

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

For estate bakery

Aunty ebere it no go better for you oh, she push the bathroom open just to meet me mastubating. i nearly fainted

Can’t relate

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

clap for ya self see ya achievement...

onuwaje:
Moved into a house that needed serious renovation and they needed the rent to renovate the place whoch i paid. Roof was changed and they promised to fix the toilet before i moved in meaning everybody was doing shot put and dumping it in the suckaway. Rent expired (after enough next week i go do am from the caretaker)

Also had to connect light from the next compound
Basically they collect rent and leave u on uour own

Location : Okumagba Layout Warri


But i left there October last yr for somewhere better now

Typical Okumabga layout houses where landlords don't want to renovate their houses... Bro na plantation city naim win am oh

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

God go do am

Cyoung4real:



For estate bakery

you get am finish

I never live for face me I face u Before o.

Though I have visited, it was in Lagos ajegunle.

The place looked over populated like I don't know how many people stayed in the house cause there were people everywhere, the toilet was scary as f, I tried so much to avoid it. I would walk all the way to a fast food just to go to toilet.

The bathroom using it was like hell green green things all over the wall, it made me reduce my time in the bath room cause I was always rushing to leave, unlike me who likes singing when am having my bath.

Lol, i was telling my son some stories of face me I face you and he was just laughing. Thank God ooo

Akasammyoka:
Aunty ebere it no go better for you oh, she push the bathroom open just to meet me mastubating. i nearly fainted

lol....ona no go kill person, oloun!

Few years ago I was broke and sold my furniture and moved from a 2 bedroom apartment to a one room face me and punch you. Truth be told I was terrified b4 moving in because I've never lived in a one room b4 and I was raised in my dad's house where where I can have the whole flat for myself.


Surprisingly everyone treated me well. I never had one issue with anybody. By everyone, I mean everybody in that house liked me. B4 I could raise my hand to work I have had like 2 people offering to help me. They also helped make my life easier by helping me get people who do domestic work like washing of cloth and fetching water. May God bless them all for me. The peace they gave me in that house made me bounce back quickly.



I only have good memories

Turning on my 'i pass my neighbor' generator in a face me and face you house gave me a lot of headache. I placed it at my rooms window back they complained of too much noise, placed it far back they complained of smoke, backyard they complained of occupying space not entitled to me. I ran out of idea that I thought about putting it on the roof.