kiddkash:

its the bed that goes fucum fucum but the main thing, the sound is kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa

.

Shege Yaro!

I have never lived in one, but i have lived in a school hostel, the setting is almost like a face me i face you one, we have the borrowers, the radio without battery and the self righteous one, and do you wanna know the ones i found most annoying, it's the self righteous one, from one particular church like that, those people can be so wicked

Chummynoni:
lol. i don laugh tire. una no go kill person for this forum. person even dey think to put hin generator ontop roof. lol. and person wey one anty open door to see him fapping. wtf...
i lived in FMIFY too as a bachelor after NYSC, and it was a sweet experience. i was so respected to the extent that i was even surprised. advise to those still living in FMIFY, avoid see finish, and mind the way u familiarise wit yur co-tenant. if possible, avoid tenants even children coming into your room. always block them at the door if u want to give any of them something. Try as much as possible not to owe any bills. as a single guy that kpansh wella, try as much as possible not to run street parol, if at all you want to do, go for classy ladies so that she no go open your matter for yur neighbours. as a married man, warn your wife not to sit with your neigbours and gossip because it is unhealthy to your personality. i left some months ago,and most of them wish i was still there , but man gat move on.make i stop here because if i continue to dey talk, i no go finish.

Which matter dem wan open? that you are a broke ass forming big papa?

Awoleesu:

Omo ale!

Spending123:



You forgot to add that wicked fucum fucum sound will be hearing at mid-night and cctv cameras watching you and taking records of how many babes you done carry come back house.

wetin be fucum fucum again my people?

�I only experience it conincidentaly, while at school, I never liked it either, had to share kitchen and toilet, in school so it made my parents ensure my younger ones stayed in Self contained apartments instead through out studies in different schools.

Joyrider404:
Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY.

HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE

#in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them.

#Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous.

#The gossiping in the compound is extremely much.

#most times people waste time in the bathroom .

#most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night.


Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned.
Let's make this thread bubble

OP, is it true ladies that stay in face to face always have infected ladies area?

See as dem take bad bathroom kill person music career. This man for don dey dust Davido for ground now o.

Coldie:
The bathroom using it was like hell green green things all over the wall, it made me reduce my time in the bath room cause I was always rushing to leave, unlike me who likes singing when am having my bath.

Fr33born:


Looks like you never experienced fatherly love and care all your life.
No wonder you are a misandrist.

E get why she dey do like dat

Men show am shege

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

It is well

Perfectsouth:
NA my gas wey dem dey always use cook beans dey always pain me...

Height of it, we gather money arrange rice and ingredients..
One idiot oversabi because him mama na caterer Wan use the food cook delicacy..
Well, he was doing well until he add liquid soap inside rice instead of groundnut oil.. We just notice say rice dey foam anyhow.. Long story short, we all went to bed on an empty stomach..

Baba qudus, amadioha punish you wherever u are

sisisioge:
At Uni...


1. Baba and Iya Korede always fighting serious physical battles with weapons.

2. After the fact, baba Korede disturbing us neighbours in the middle of the night when he's begging for sexx and the constant "fimilefimilefimile"

3. Same baba Korede spending eternity in the bathroom because he's jerking off since iya Korede didn't grant him amnesty

4. Iyakorede took my fancy urine cooler to serve food for her bf leaving me stranded in the middle of the night.

5. Somebody stealing my sister's Christmas Jeans on the wire

It was actually funky.

Urine cooler


Abeg urine get cooler?

I have some mad experience.

My elder brother and I stayed in a fmify house not far from our parent house so as to experience life.

# a co tenant stole my I pass my neighbor gen just bcus he just gave birth and sold it. He later confessed and I bought a new one same day.

# a co tenant always sneak into my room everynight whole am high to steal the change in my pocket

# mumy and daddy Ayo always fighting in the passage naked.

# a nehbour children always stealing from their mum. Their dad will beat them in the morning and night. Everyday routing.

Same children will open 7up bottle. Sip the drink and top it up with water.

# had a fake pastor who always disturb with visitors . He even poisoned my dog. At the end of the day he ran away, caretaker kept his loguage outside, then we noticed he had ran mad somewhere.

# a neighbor wife usually cook for my guest cus her children will also eat from it.

Leme stop here for now. Cus wetin my eyes don see. My mouth no fit talk am finish.

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Carthman:
We cook food put for cupboard before church before we come back one of our neighbor don finish food, wash the pots,come still put am back for the same cupboard

this got me cracked up,are you for real?

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

Wonderful.
Now, leave your parents house and go and rent your own house in estate. Banana Island in Ikoyi is very good and decent.
Otherwise, you end up in face-me apartment like OP..

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

that's y u no get adventure.

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

What of the butter?

Joyrider404:
Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY.

HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE

#in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them.

#Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous.

#The gossiping in the compound is extremely much.

#most times people waste time in the bathroom .

#most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night.


Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned.
Let's make this thread bubble

Lil mama, can u joy-ride me

macaranta:


What of the butter?

lol

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

You really have extensive experience.
You fit write book sef

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

Your home training and cultural values is really legendary.
Such a respectable young man

Your skin becomes a thermostat


It feels the very much difference between the air outside and the very hot air coming out from the hallway

Back in the days year 2000 at nkpor.... Our compound is NICKNAMED SOUTH.... THE POPULATION THAT COMES OF THAT (MOZIE) FAMILIES HOUSE IN THE MORNING GOING FOR WORK CAN MAKE A SMALL VILLAGE

sapphiere:
I have never lived in a Face-Me-I-Face-You apartment. Not because I came from a rich family but because my mom is a hardworking woman.

While living in the hostel I had experienced your number 4.

U sure xay dem no lure u wit generator, plasma tv nd indomie nd egg.

i'm pretty sure that's y u're so bitter

RuMiRgO1stSon:

wetin be fucum fucum again my people?

It's the sound the fan makes only at midnight.

Silentgroper:
U sure xay dem no lure u wit generator, plasma tv nd indomie nd egg.

i'm pretty sure that's y u're so bitter

Such things don't trip me.

sapphiere:
I have never lived in a Face-Me-I-Face-You apartment. Not because I came from a rich family but because my mom is a hardworking woman.

While living in the hostel I had experienced your number 4.

Be showing yasef...

Starboytwo:
Thank God na inside estate Dem born and bread me.

You forgot to add the ewa

tchidi066:
I have never lived in one, but i have lived in a school hostel, the setting is almost like a face me i face you one, we have the borrowers, the radio without battery and the self righteous one, and do you wanna know the ones i found most annoying, it's the self righteous one, from one particular church like that, those people can be so wicked

hope u are talking about deeper life

Own your hustle o, I be living witness presently staying in one even though its not going to last long. I jejely comot my papa 3 bedroom flat when e and just my mama dey because nothing like working and paying your bills no matter how small. For those when dey their papa house this is what I have for you.........

sapphiere:
Such things don't trip me.

Naso.