GracefulBunmi:

The one I had is terrible!

Thank God anyways, coz the moment we left the area for our Owned house, they all started dying one after the other... young and old... it's a mystery I tell You.

chatinent:

True. Lol

dhoncesar:
I have some mad experience.

My elder brother and I stayed in a fmify house not far from our parent house so as to experience life.

# a co tenant stole my I pass my neighbor gen just bcus he just gave birth and sold it. He later confessed and I bought a new one same day.

# a co tenant always sneak into my room everynight whole am high to steal the change in my pocket

# mumy and daddy Ayo always fighting in the passage naked.

# a nehbour children always stealing from their mum. Their dad will beat them in the morning and night. Everyday routing.

Same children will open 7up bottle. Sip the drink and top it up with water.

# had a fake pastor who always disturb with visitors . He even poisoned my dog. At the end of the day he ran away, caretaker kept his loguage outside, then we noticed he had ran mad somewhere.

# a neighbor wife usually cook for my guest cus her children will also eat from it.

Leme stop here for now. Cus wetin my eyes don see. My mouth no fit talk am finish.

Rawhumper:
How does he Bleep them if they would just come and drop their chargers and go?

Has he bleeped all the girls in that compound?

And please how did you know that such thing has been happening?

Trust me in a public compound no secret stays hidden for to long









quote author=Joyrider404 post=99627872]Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY.

HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE

#in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them.

#Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous.

#The gossiping in the compound is extremely much.

#most times people waste time in the bathroom .

#most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night.


Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned.
Let's make this thread bubble

tchidi066:
I have never lived in one, but i have lived in a school hostel, the setting is almost like a face me i face you one, we have the borrowers, the radio without battery and the self righteous one, and do you wanna know the ones i found most annoying, it's the self righteous one, from one particular church like that, those people can be so wicked

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.

14. There must be one single hanty going out to work in the morning and coming back in he evening.

15. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

ojotobiloba1:
Too much gossips and backbiting,
You will fetch water in the morning and will be empty when u re bak from work, fights, Noise etc.. Thank God I am leaving face me I slap you house tmao morning for two bedroom... Hallelujah �

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.

14. There must be one single hanty going out to work in the morning and coming back in he evening.

15. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

AwesomeStormy00:

sapphiere:
I have never lived in a Face-Me-I-Face-You apartment. Not because I came from a rich family but because my mom is a hardworking woman.

While living in the hostel I had experienced your number 4.

Kinkinatus:
Memories of living in compound house or face me I slap you in Iponri near Jubril Martins School. Landlord will be reminding you constantly before month end to pay your rent. Exactly at the end of the month, the man will be stalking the house looking for provocation and rent defaulters screaming at them. Pack Out!!! I say Pack Out!! If you nor pay ya rent. The pretty girls always dressed so gorgeously you would think, they were Lekki babes if you did not know they lived next door. They will be waiting for their man friend to come and pick them by the roadside. That time, they chin you bigtime, but in rhe morning after the night before, they are all, Hi, Hi. Excited Kids will be peeping through windows of jobless neighbours during the hot afternoon, who were busy bleeping and groaning for all to hear. Children playing on rubbish heaps cussing each other. Your father is an Agbekpo! Your mama na ashie, etc. You see rats the size of cats dashing madly through rubbish with kids throwing sticks, empty cans or rubbish at the humonguous rats. In the evenings, clouds of vindictive mosquitoes hungry for blood will drive you into your room when NEPA don take light. Thats when the roaches come out. When you see them and you smack them, they play dead, you lift your slipper to check and they dash off like a shot. There was no toilet just some shanties built over the drainage canal, so folks in the compound do their business in newspapers or nylon black bags, tie them neatly and post it over the shanty wall into the canal. Those were memories of a rough time. Those days will always stay with me.

onuwaje:
Moved into a house that needed serious renovation and they needed the rent to renovate the place whoch i paid. Roof was changed and they promised to fix the toilet before i moved in meaning everybody was doing shot put and dumping it in the suckaway. Rent expired (after enough next week i go do am from the caretaker)

Also had to connect light from the next compound
Basically they collect rent and leave u on uour own

Location : Okumagba Layout Warri


But i left there October last yr for somewhere better now

Ikillbrokehoes:
I've never lived in one in my life, so I don't have any to share.. growing up I lived a fulfilled life, all thanks to my parents who provided and gave us everything, me and my siblings.

Athemisia:

Typical Okumabga layout houses where landlords don't want to renovate their houses... Bro na plantation city naim win am oh

Goldbw122:

That is what my friend is experience now, he even complain to me to day so I told him to go and fix padlock so he said he cant do that that he is a good person, so na me wey give advice come be bad person abi?

Bestty101:


#1 was he able to lure you and Bleep you too?

nyiamfrank:
Bro, na experience she write o. So the question is uncalled for.

candygist:


For real ? How old was she ?

Kinkinatus:
Memories of living in compound house or face me I slap you in Iponri near Jubril Martins School. Landlord will be reminding you constantly before month end to pay your rent. Exactly at the end of the month, the man will be stalking the house looking for provocation and rent defaulters screaming at them. Pack Out!!! I say Pack Out!! If you nor pay ya rent. The pretty girls always dressed so gorgeously you would think, they were Lekki babes if you did not know they lived next door. They will be waiting for their man friend to come and pick them by the roadside. That time, they chin you bigtime, but in rhe morning after the night before, they are all, Hi, Hi. Excited Kids will be peeping through windows of jobless neighbours during the hot afternoon, who were busy bleeping and groaning for all to hear. Children playing on rubbish heaps cussing each other. Your father is an Agbekpo! Your mama na ashie, etc. You see rats the size of cats dashing madly through rubbish with kids throwing sticks, empty cans or rubbish at the humonguous rats. In the evenings, clouds of vindictive mosquitoes hungry for blood will drive you into your room when NEPA don take light. Thats when the roaches come out. When you see them and you smack them, they play dead, you lift your slipper to check and they dash off like a shot. There was no toilet just some shanties built over the drainage canal, so folks in the compound do their business in newspapers or nylon black bags, tie them neatly and post it over the shanty wall into the canal. Those were memories of a rough time. Those days will always stay with me.