Exoclassic:
Forget all this talk. Face me I slap you na no dulling place o. U go see drama tire

Bestty101:


Ok I will take u for ur word,,,,
No one would enjoy exposing their dirty laundry in public. If you know, you know.

Kennyfancy:
lol, which street in okumagba, area abeg mention the street

Kennyfancy:
you dey Opete ?

otipoju:


Where was this place?
I know of a house like that a about 8 deaths within 4 years. Infant, young and old

sapphiere:
I have never lived in a Face-Me-I-Face-You apartment. Not because I came from a rich family but because my mom is a hardworking woman.

While living in the hostel I had experienced your number 4.

xtervaganza:
Few years ago I was broke and sold my furniture and moved from a 2 bedroom apartment to a one room face me and punch you. Truth be told I was terrified b4 moving in because I've never lived in a one room b4 and I was raised in my dad's house where where I can have the whole flat for myself.


Surprisingly everyone treated me well. I never had one issue with anybody. By everyone, I mean everybody in that house liked me. B4 I could raise my hand to work I have had like 2 people offering to help me. They also helped make my life easier by helping me get people who do domestic work like washing of cloth and fetching water. May God bless them all for me. The peace they gave me in that house made me bounce back quickly.



I only have good memories

Spending123:



You forgot to add that wicked fucum fucum sound you will be hearing at mid-night and cctv cameras watching you and taking records of how many babes you done carry come back house.

Rawhumper:
How does he Bleep them if they would just come and drop their chargers and go?

Has he bleeped all the girls in that compound?

And please how did you know that such thing has been happening?


They dont drop it and go ooooooooooooooooooo



Na my generator almost put me for trouble oooooooooooooooooooo


Some drop and keep coming back to check with all manner of dressing


some go plug

gist don start

some go plug, sleep go beside you


some go plug and select mojo to watch










quote author=Joyrider404 post=99627872]Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY.

HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE

#in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them.

#Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous.

#The gossiping in the compound is extremely much.

#most times people waste time in the bathroom .

#most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night.


Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned.
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Joyrider404:
Hello guys I am New here and my name is JOY.

HERE ARE MY EXPERIENCE

#in the compound then there's this guy always using his generator to lure girls into his house,when they come to charge he fuxks them.

#Any time one uses the public kitchen and cooks a very tantalizing food , neighbors starts getting jealous.

#The gossiping in the compound is extremely much.

#most times people waste time in the bathroom .


#most neighbors always use loud prayers to disturb the whole compound at night.


Add yours or discuss any of which I mentioned.
Let's make this thread bubble

Draslo:
Sha no let me catch you calling guys broke on Nairaland.

CHARISE:
I be woman ooo but na lazy woman go go dey call man broke ooo. Mk everybody use dia hand to work ooo, if u get your own work as a woman, u go enjoy oooo.

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.

14. There must be one single hanty going out to work in the morning and coming back in he evening.

15. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Athemisia:

Otokutu

onuwaje:

Emebiren
Close to Kingdom hall number 7*** make i nor spoil people market

Kennyfancy:
nah them Alli or them taye and kihinde compound abi ?

onuwaje:


Noo

Kennyfancy:
give me hint now

wallay77:
Lol...I live in face me I face u...but mine is not like this...
Just 2 person's using bathroom and toilet also kitchen
Nobody get pickin...we are all young
Soonest will be leaving there by Gods grace