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| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 11:55pm On May 07, 2011 |
Sori abt d starvatn.tym zones and diff situatns @ work.aw r you really? Phate,4get it.Dnt giv ur lawyers false hopes oh |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 6:47am On May 08, 2011 |
^ Baby am ok, dnt worry hun i'ld try n make out time for u, by 3pm today i'ld be around to look after u  @Phate, Mr u're indeed confused! Pray say ur lawyer ma wont slap u for contacting him when u shuld be contacting a Psychiatric  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 8:16am On May 08, 2011 |
Lol.Good, Thats just before MAN U beats chelsea black and BLUE! |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 3:40pm On May 08, 2011 |
Lol baby ok i've heard u naa |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 08, 2011 |
HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU? IN Romance Sec. Iice: Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother or sister? Inkerd: It's me. Element: Nodded in agreement. IN JOKE SECTION: Element: Who is your mother's child thet is neither your brother or your sister? Dani1luv: Hold on. (Called El Guapo and asked the same question). El Guapo: It's me. Dani1luv: (Answered) It's El Guapo. Element: (Hissed) How intelligent can u ever be? It's not El, it's Inkerd |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 10:45pm On May 08, 2011 |
| hey El sup? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:50pm On May 08, 2011 |
Baby am doin gr8t  You left wivout a trace. . .a friend was missing ur Grins |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 10:52pm On May 08, 2011 |
lolz are you by any chance saying you  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 08, 2011 |
**tinking 4 a while** Er . . Not really u but ur Grins! Jxt like this |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 11:00pm On May 08, 2011 |
^^^[s]duh   emm dammit so it was my grins he was missing well if its grins you want then grins it is [/s] |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 11:06pm On May 08, 2011 |
duh who asked me to strike through every thing?  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:10pm On May 08, 2011 |
Lol Tasha i was xpecting to get those Grins only if i dropped this Joke 4 ya but i got it wrong. . .u're a gem baby |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 12:02am On May 09, 2011 |
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" to which she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" His grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed, you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bed room and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue." |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 4:23am On May 09, 2011 |
El Guapo, surely i imagined but tell me u havent bin flirting with another gal. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 6:14pm On May 09, 2011 |
Sweetie what gives u such disastrous thoughts?? Natasha? Ms potato? For ur info, u're mine forever |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 6:49pm On May 09, 2011 |
Dont blame me, when u ve sometin good u shld guard it jealously |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:13pm On May 09, 2011 |
**blushing** Gives his queen a kiss= u know what hun? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 7:34pm On May 09, 2011 |
Wat  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:45pm On May 09, 2011 |
I swear that am begining to love u jxt lyk u were to be Nnenna! My fidelity now is shared between u and her. .gotta go, see u later *kisses* |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 7:51pm On May 09, 2011 |
Er, Ok, we‘ll talk abt di later den |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:29am On May 10, 2011 |
At a mental health hospital a psychiatrist sets a test to determine the mental progress of his three top patients. He gets three chairs and repaints them. Before they dry, he repositions them in a room in such a way that one is in front of the other. After this, he calls the three patients and asks them to seat down. The first two gladly sit on the wet chairs at the front. However, the third who comes in last takes one look at the wet chair and then proceeds to the corner of the room where there is a pile of papers. He takes one sheet which he drapes on the wet chair before sitting. Surprised by the action of the third, the doctor asks him why he draped the sheet of paper on the wet chair, "that's easy," came the reply, "seeing that am seated at the back, I needed to be a bit raised if I wanted to see what's happening at the front" |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:36am On May 10, 2011 |
The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police. “For example,” he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was sure I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom. ” When the judge returned home, his wife asked him, “Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to get it a bit extreme ?” “What?” said the judge, “I didn’t send anyone for my watch, let alone three people; what did you do ?” “I gave it to the first one,” said the wife. “He knew exactly where it was.” |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 11:51am On May 10, 2011 |
@yinkalic Jealousy is not a good trait @El |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 12:14pm On May 10, 2011 |
Tnx pretty for dose teeths, u know how best to purge my emotions but er what my fiancee said is way ok. .gud to be jealous *though not always* gotta go see ya tasha |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 1:36pm On May 10, 2011 |
lolz jealousy is never a good thing El and why did you call me pretty the last time I checked you don't know me and trust me grins are so not pretty but they are nice gosh I can't believe my teeth are actually bigger than this >> |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 10, 2011 |
You know what Tasha? If Yinka fails to get jealous then sure she's losing moi, she's doing the rite thing. I believe every lady is pretty thats jxt it, so u gotta be glad u're a lady or arent u? |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 3:13pm On May 10, 2011 |
Yes i'm glad i'm a lady but jealous no, nope, never, ever I'm am not a jealous lover |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 10, 2011 |
Lol ok i've heard u |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 7:18pm On May 10, 2011 |
lolz okay thanks for hearing me |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 7:24pm On May 10, 2011 |
Natasha,,: Um thanks, but u c av noticed sumtin abt people. U hear ‘em sae i cant kill,i dont get jealous,i cant steal etc. Dey forget its human nature, its d grace of GOD who gave us d ability to know ryt frm wrong,n dat doesnt give us circumstances where u‘ll end up doin ‘wat u cant do‘ Can u sae confidently wit all truthfulness dat u‘ve never wished u had sumtin dat som1 has? Or u v sumtin n u dont want to share? But den again u‘re ryt,it isnt a good trait |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 7:31pm On May 10, 2011 |
My princess speaks at last! Here's a joke for u hun It's a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink. Jake asks Harry, "Why are we down here digging in the hot Sun while Ralph is being cool up there?" Harry says, "I don't know, I'll go ask him". Harry goes up and asks Ralph, "Why are you up here in the shade drinking a cool drink and Jake and I are in the ditch digging in the hot sun?" Ralph says, "'cause I've got smarts". "What's that? Asks Harry. Ralph puts his hand in front of the tree and says, "Hit my hand as hard as you can". Harry swings his fist at Ralph ’s hand, Ralph moves his hand and Harry hits the tree, hurting his hand. Ralph, says "I knew to pull my hand away, that ’s called having smarts". Harry goes back in the ditch and Jake asks, "What did he say?" Ralph says, "Its cause he has smarts." "What's that? Asks Jake. Harry puts his hand in front of his face and says. "Hit my hand!" |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Natasha2(f): 7:48pm On May 10, 2011 |
YINKALINK I can speak with all manner of confidence that I have never wished to have what someone else had. I am not a jealous person and that's a fact as for the kill part emm I don't know but I doubt it sha |
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