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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:04am On Jul 09, 2022 |
Ordinary Ikeja to Oshodi bus. Small speed, You'll be shouting 'Easy oh, No kill us oh, Driver small small na. But during sex, your boyfriend will be dragging you on the floor and even hit your head on the wall. You'll be screaming kill me baby, take my soul, show no mercy, destroy me, shift my womb. I see your wish granted very soon. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:43pm On Jul 12, 2022 |
How ashawo wan take feed for this Buhari period? If you be ashawo, drop your account details, make I wire you 10k For Ashawos only please, things are so hard for them. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:22am On Jul 13, 2022 |
So because your boyfriend is a 2 minutes guy, you go visit am get mind tell bike man to wait for you. Aunty why? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:23am On Jul 13, 2022 |
Taste her cooking before you marry her. Many of us fall in love with ass/boobs and end up eating bread and coke. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:24am On Jul 13, 2022 |
When you feel sad, just remember there's someone out there that want to masturbate but has no arms You dey do free soapy, you suppose thank God for life. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:26am On Jul 13, 2022 |
Na when you need help you go understand say wetin full your phone na number, you no get contact. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by advanceDNA: 2:03am On Jul 13, 2022 |
GeneralPula: Samson might be fake for whatver reasons best known to you ..but It happened recently in Uganda....live... https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/37101/20220411/man-uganda-wrestled-ferocious-lion-leaving-severely-injured-killing-beast.htm 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:04am On Jul 14, 2022 |
Marry a beautiful wife oo! so that wen you go to family gathering/meeting she would be asked to prepare salad, Not to wash goat intestine!! 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:17am On Jul 14, 2022 |
All those girls adding Mhiz to their name... Do you know that Mhiz means!! "MY HEAD IS ZERO" 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:01am On Jul 18, 2022 |
In public most guys criticize fallen boobs, but come and see them in the bedroom, they suck it like orphans. 6 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:20pm On Jul 19, 2022 |
Parents beating their children with cane are actually disobeying the scriptures, the Bible recommended ROD. 5 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:48pm On Jul 20, 2022 |
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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:30am On Jul 21, 2022 |
Until you jam men that will bang you for one hour straight without cuming, tear your vaginà, fracture your womb and bruise your breast that's the time you will learn appreciate one minute men. 3 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
Ogogoro" is used to discuss hardship while "Hennessey" is used to discuss success. Choose your drink wisely. 10 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:53am On Aug 04, 2022 |
Enjoy every moment with your partner because you’re going to block each other one day. 3 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:54am On Aug 04, 2022 |
YOU SAID YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE DOUBLE DATING ABI, BUT NOW THAT WALE WANTS YOUR PÚSSY SHAVED AND CHUKUDI WANTS IT HAIRY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 7 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55am On Aug 04, 2022 |
Ever since fornication became easy to get true love became hard to find. 8 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:56am On Aug 04, 2022 |
In choosing a spouse, please my dear place character above Spirituality, you are starting a home not a church. 9 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:57am On Aug 04, 2022 |
No woman can control me, No woman can control me; but once she says "go and close the door" You fly like a bird. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:15am On Aug 05, 2022 |
No matter how evil money is, don't think being broke is holy... 7 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:57pm On Aug 07, 2022 |
A relationship without quarrel & misunderstanding is a relationship full of lies and deceit. Someone is pretending. 7 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:02pm On Aug 09, 2022 |
Never mock a lady who is broke some of them refuse to sleep with men to get money, may God bless them financially. 12 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:44am On Aug 12, 2022 |
If you no marry the one way you spoil, you go marry the one way another person spoil. Dem de call am crop rotation for agriculture. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
If your wife can still walk normal the next morning after your wedding night, you have failed as a Man... 4 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2022 |
Heard a guy emailed his HR that he will be late to work, HR replied that he must be at the office by 9am. At 10am the guy was at an embassy to do his capturing and met the HR there trying to do the same… they both just started laughing 6 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2022 |
Cynthia salary is 70k and she rent a house of 1m and using iPhone 13 and driving Benz who is Cynthia? 3 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:28pm On Sep 01, 2022 |
If you hate financially broke men then don't be a financially broke woman... You can not hate what you are, one sided Expectations can Distroy you. If you want a man with a car you show us Exactly where you have parked yours.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:33pm On Sep 05, 2022 |
Never date a single mother who has a kid staying with her mum. You will never settle financially and constantly run into debts. 1 Like |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:58pm On Sep 05, 2022 |
After ejaculation you'll realize that life is vanity upon vanity. 12 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:34pm On Sep 14, 2022 |
Some ladies will never cheat on you, but their stubbornness can frustrate you that you'll wish she had cheated instead! 2 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Marriage is not for every man/woman, if you can't love, protect, provide, defend, accommodate, tolerate a woman/man please stay single. 3 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:20am On Sep 24, 2022 |
We all make mistakes but never marry a woman with a child. 7 Likes |
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