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So because your boyfriend is a 2 minutes guy, you go visit am get mind tell bike man to wait for you.

Aunty why?

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Na when you need help you go understand say wetin full your phone na number, you no get contact.

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All those girls adding Mhiz to their name...
Do you know that Mhiz means!! "MY HEAD IS ZERO"

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In public most guys criticize fallen boobs, but come and see them in the bedroom, they suck it like orphans.

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Parents beating their children with cane are actually disobeying the scriptures, the Bible recommended ROD.

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Enjoy every moment with your partner because you’re going to block each other one day.

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YOU SAID YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE DOUBLE DATING ABI, BUT NOW THAT WALE WANTS YOUR PÚSSY SHAVED AND CHUKUDI WANTS IT HAIRY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

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Ever since fornication became easy to get true love became hard to find.

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In choosing a spouse, please my dear place character above Spirituality, you are starting a home not a church.

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No woman can control me, No woman can control me; but once she says "go and close the door" You fly like a bird.

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If you no marry the one way you spoil, you go marry the one way another person spoil. Dem de call am crop rotation for agriculture.

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If your wife can still walk normal the next morning after your wedding night, you have failed as a Man...

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Heard a guy emailed his HR that he will be late to work, HR replied that he must be at the office by 9am. At 10am the guy was at an embassy to do his capturing and met the HR there trying to do the same… they both just started laughing

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