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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:01pm On Jul 12, 2021 |
Why do ladies endure poverty of their parents but can't endure poverty of their husband or boyfriend? 18 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:53pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
My sister if your breast doesn't shake while brushing your teeth, forget it, you are a man. 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by osamz007: 10:45pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
You've cracked me up man 4 Likes
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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by jagorinho: 11:17pm On Jul 26, 2021 |
FalseProphet1:This is so dope |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:26pm On Aug 01, 2021 |
A married man took his side chic on a date and said to her, “Babe tell me words that will increase my heartbeat”, She said, “your wife is sitting behind you We are currently at his funeral 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by kiddkash(m): 9:53pm On Aug 01, 2021 |
adadike:you think you're smart eh! that would be my reply to you |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:54am On Aug 02, 2021 |
3 days in a relationship, you already need 5k. Biko! that 5k is for what ? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:53pm On Aug 03, 2021 |
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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:07pm On Aug 05, 2021 |
Wickedness is when he's asked to pay 500k as your bride price while the person that took your virginity only bought soft drinks. 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:22pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Sex is really stupid. Imagine switching a human being backwards and forwards, upwards and downwards admists loud screaming and yelling just for liquid to come out of your penis. 17 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by bolagabriella: 5:28pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
FalseProphet1:Acceptance fee. Nice one op. 4 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: Abeg na 8 Likes
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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2021 |
Fúck responsibly and release wisely to avoid unnecessary calculation after this raining season. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:01pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
8 years relationship don break now because of genotype wahala...that na 1 of the things girls supposed de ask on a first date...but isiewu and barbeque with champagne no go let them remember. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Before you start laying curses on your Ex lover, think about your new catch, because another person fit don curse am too. 14 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:04pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
You claim ur mother is your bestie and she knows everything about you, does she know that 3rounds cannot satisfy you? 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Osedagal(f): 9:06pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Copy and paste. Not your original work. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:23am On Sep 10, 2021 |
She said she is on her period, you got mad She missed her period you still got mad. Are you naturally a mad man? 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by bukatyne(f): 11:45am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Funny thread. 2 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by BigYash: 11:50am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Op ,if these materials are your,better go start stand up comedy. See talent,see money.. I don laugh ,smile,laugh tire.. You're good.. 5 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:42pm On Sep 12, 2021 |
You judge prostitutes saying they offer sex for money. But if your boyfriend doesn't give you money you deny him sex. What's the difference my sister, what's the difference tell us. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
Ladies if you don't like him, tell him the truth. Which one is I see you as my brother, do you think he doesn't know his sisters? 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:25am On Sep 18, 2021 |
Sir,the way your wife treats your house help is her true character, forget how she treats you. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by macdammy(m): 7:09am On Sep 18, 2021 |
FalseProphet1:So a Lady will suffer almost 1\3rd of her lifespan In her father's house, and still go and suffer the rest in her husband house. How many life she get ? 4 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by merieam16(f): 11:32am On Sep 18, 2021 |
macdammy:dont mind him, he wants poverty continues not end of poverty 1 Like |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:17pm On Sep 27, 2021 |
Married men will always tell you that They are not happy in their marriage, but their wives keep getting pregnant. Please how is this possible? 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:43pm On Oct 17, 2021 |
When she cheats once and you forgive her, she's never going to see you the same again. She'll disrespect you forever. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:44pm On Oct 18, 2021 |
Stop complaining that she is hard to get. My brother she doesn’t like you. If a lady likes you she will be soft like Agege bread 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:17pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
If you have a problem with your man, don't come online and shout all men are dogs. Carry your own dog to veterinary clinic. 13 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:17pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
Na husband way de fear wife de carry side chick go hotel. Bring her home if you are a man enough. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:25pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
If your husband or boyfriend is not good on bed tell him to use ground. 6 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49am On Nov 03, 2021 |
How can a Rat start up a family in your house, and you are still single? This should be a challenge to all our evening newspapers hens out there. 8 Likes 1 Share |
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