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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:42pm On Mar 27, 2022
Women, to avoid fornication, please cater for your basic needs. Stop depending on men, some may demand for sex in return.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by fadsam: 10:33pm On Mar 28, 2022
u dey try @op...
how many of us have been following this thread since last year?

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:08am On Mar 31, 2022
Nobody Gossips More than a Husband & Wife Who are in Good Terms.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
Ladies, marry a man who will appreciate you. There's a difference between "meet my lovely wife " and "na she be that ".

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:20pm On Apr 04, 2022
Some guys will be wearing dark glasses inside the church and then blame God when they end up as welders.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On Apr 05, 2022
Very true...

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:24am On Apr 07, 2022
3 Signs of a Jobless Babe

1. Who go Sub for me

2. I'm bored who will take me out

3. Somebody should ask for my acc details

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:28am On Apr 25, 2022
If women learn the act of controlling their tongue, we will have less violence in homes.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:29am On Apr 25, 2022
Ladies, don't allow ur husband to see your account balance. He will not rest until the whole money has finished.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by karkinase(m): 10:32am On Apr 27, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Ladies, marry a man who will appreciate you. There's a difference between "meet my lovely wife " and "na she be that ".
grin
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Paulianfa(m): 10:59am On Apr 27, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Some guys hand are very fast in removing pants but when it comes to removing money you will think they have stroke.



Lol grin grin grin grin grin facts saying.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Peskid: 11:33pm On Apr 27, 2022
Have you noticed that a Nigerian girl can't wait for a man who is in school for 4 years, But she can wait for a man abroad for 14 years



True talk bro my girl me and a girl day d same unit she say she can't wait for me to finish by she said she will Wat for her crush who is in Indian studying robotology and that curse is 6yrs curse women no just get sense

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Peskid: 11:44pm On Apr 27, 2022
FalseProphet1:
A girl can leave you if you don't have a job. The same girl can leave you if you're too busy with your job...know this and have peace.
hmmm bro ur. Head set.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Imoobot(m): 9:33am On Apr 28, 2022
Tomato wey fresh pass for market na hin dey enter pot of soup

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:14pm On Apr 28, 2022
Zobo wey enter glass cup na red wine. If you package your poverty well, even the rich will respect you.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:15am On May 11, 2022
Once you hear your crush say "Who love help" just know say she don de consider olosho work.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:21pm On May 16, 2022
When you're broke, everything will disrespect you. Even your phone charger will shock you.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:16pm On May 17, 2022
If you're broke, dem go knack your babe.

If you're rich and busy, dem go still knack your babe.

If you're rich and availabe but you no sabi knack, dem go still knack your babe.

If you're rich, available and sabi nack, dem go still back to our babe.

MORAL LESSON: Dem must knack your babe.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Kreezkel(m): 4:06pm On May 17, 2022
Spend quality time with your girl friend or someone else will.Ask adam he left eve for just two minutes and the snake took her out for lunch.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by kelspinall(m): 4:31pm On May 17, 2022
prophet wey sabiiiiii grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Morningstarrr(m): 5:07pm On May 17, 2022
Prophet is doing well

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by SkengRay: 5:15pm On May 17, 2022
The Great False prophet grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:09pm On May 17, 2022
Imagine going through your serious boyfriend's phone and you find a contact saved Free sex you tried calling it, and your phone starts ringing.

What will you do? lipsrsealed

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Albertone(m): 11:08pm On May 17, 2022
FalseProphet1:
No breast, no buttocks and you say beauty is internal? My sister, will he romance your intestines

Choilila dey are asking you.
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Polynek(m): 11:21pm On May 17, 2022
Nice write-up bro, keep it grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:25pm On May 18, 2022
Your boyfriend carry you go remove belle, you still get mind de tell am "Thanks for being there for me"

Your mumu no get part two!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:53pm On May 23, 2022
Most Girls Don't post Anytin on Facebook But Always Online. They are busy begging One Innocent Guy to Send them money.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:31am On May 28, 2022
Some men be like I don't know how to cook because my mother didn't teach me. So who thought you how to unlock bra. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Hubeznigeria(m): 11:21am On May 28, 2022
GeneralPula:


Samson didn’t kill a lion..

No human being can kill a lion..

What you watched about Samson was just a scripted movie. It wasn’t a real like true story..
Did you not read the recent news about a man in Uganda who killed a lion with his barehands. A man from CMS L ganga district in eastern Uganda. Make your research before advertising your ignorance

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:41pm On Jun 04, 2022
Women don’t want to play wife duties at girlfriends level but want men to play husbands duty at boyfriends level. Guys be wise

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:43pm On Jun 18, 2022
Men are like goat, if you don't take good care of them, they will eat other people's fields. And women are like field, if you don't protect them very well they will be eaten by other people's goats. In short this life is Agriculture. grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:25pm On Jun 26, 2022
Imagine your rent is due and boom your sugar daddy dies, you will cry more than his wife. grin

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