CHoccolaTE:

chatinent:


Are you always sleeping?

rentAcock:
My neighbor is a showoff. Always updating his house while my own just looks abandoned. As I'm typing this right now, the guy is tearing down his old gate and have like 5 guys working in his compound. I suspect he's about to install a new gate, fence and a garden.

ggood:
I came all the from Zamfara to Lagos last week to see my family after 3 years .

our neighbors Dem sabi making noise especially the married women.

One married woman ask me this your boxer is it your brother that buy it for you meaning the boxer is big, wetin go married woman with my boxer fa, I was very upset but I keep calm , a married woman for that matter , you don't see such behavior in Gusau.

I can't wait to leave this weekend

Drwinz:
The single mother and her daughter next to my apartment are just annoying with their lousy lifestyle and love walking half baked whenever I want to chill outside.
Someone told they're always quiet and responsible if I'm out.
Hate'em mehn

Kyra1:
There is something most of you are seeing as a problem on this thread and are busy complaining about it but I have seen it as a way of making money.

emzynuel1:
If I dey brush, wash plate or fetch water e get one mumu village gal way dey always look me
If I con look bck she go con commot her face
Aswr one day I go give am slap

msakhere:
Living in a stroey building where my neighbor will not prepare super/dinner on time, but will prefer to be pounding yam at late hours. We no dey fit sleep, always tum tum tum.

JohnieWalker12:
One generator for my window from 10pm to 7am

McStoic:
Too much begging. Today give me charger, tomorrow help me plug my phone in your house. Next tomorrow, borrow me your cufflinks, polish, etc.

Me: Please return the charger, polish, cufflinks etc when you are through

My neighbour: Okay.

After a week, he is yet to return any of them. Though thank God that was way back. I have gone beyond those kind of annoying neighbours now.

But the experience I will always treasure was paying for the school fees of a particular widow's 2 children for some terms. Till today they are still very grateful and this after about more than 11 years.

SeriouslySense:
Its better you moved out, you should not be the one addressing their issues, they know what to do.

Some call it love. But, what do I know?

rentAcock:
My neighbor is a showoff. Always updating his house while my own just looks abandoned. As I'm typing this right now, the guy is tearing down his old gate and have like 5 guys working in his compound. I suspect he's about to install a new gate, fence and a garden.

Promiseibritam:
Very sure

Back then in sch
When I was Renting

Who to was Toilet
No one stick the Roster I Made

Sweeping was also among etc

Maryjane001:
Stay off-k in a lodge. Na students dey my lodge and none of us get generator.
Only my landlord's brother has a generator which he placed just few inches from my window. That Gen dey make noise ehn...I hate noise so much reason why I love my lodge cuz it is very quiet. But since this guy got a second hand generator, most times I find myself praying that it never starts....lol. My prayer works sometimes.
Also I don't know why I don't like his current gf. Not like it is any of my business, but there is this bad vibe I start to get when this babe is near me. More like trouble. But,I try to help her anytime she asks for my help - well we are not on talking terms.
Next is this female neighbor that lives in a big 3 storey building beside my lodge. This annoying woman will just be shouting "Amen" continuously for more than 30 minutes at 6:30am. Funny enough,we don't even know the woman facially. I do think she is unstable though...
In that same house, there is a guy that always stares at me, continuously everytime I m brushing outside even till now.
Then those in my lodge that use soap lather to design everywhere in the public bathroom.

DAMN99:
Lol maybe i shouldn't be complaining but this neighbor go soon choke me with generator noise. Even helicopter no loud laidis

Opistorincos:
My neighbor is a liar. She's always complaining of generator fume entering her room. I've checked several times and reverse has been the case.

Edit: For those quoting me hurriedly, she lied. The location of the gen is four windows away from her. The tenants between my room and hers have never complained about fumes getting into their rooms. Thank you

morgan100:
I have this stupid neighbor that is a fool at forty, he does nothing, na the wife dey be the main source of income, yet he will be behaving as if he feeds everyone in the compound, if you see am greet am, he will answer as if he was the one who gave you the eba that you are last night.

If we need to fix anything in the compound, he will categorically say it's none of his business, and when the 3 flats contribute to fix it, he will use it. (Eg, the pumping machine).
He has a mental disorder. Abeg, avoid such people.

He fights around with the most stupid reason, he tried it with me sometimes ago, me give am premium para...

The guy na he goat, am planning on moving out of the house.... The guy is a jealous being that is not always happy when he sees that things are moving well for someone. He begins to throw tantrum.

DedeNkem:


Why brush outside? Don't you have a bathroom?

Ormorlehwah:
Mine is enviness.
If I buy blender,shewill buy their own.
Anything I cook, she will cook it on the next day.
If I buy clothes, play-mat, undies; they buy the same. Anything I buy,she will buy but she will first abuse it.
When I sow clothes with my friend,she will also look for god-daughter to wear the same cloth but oyinbo sow cloth e never do fitting.
Anybody I play with, she won't greet the person.
Any festival she won't greet me but will go outside and scream Happy festival to passerby.
If I greet her,she answer reluctantly.
Yoruba says 'ija ilara kin tan boro'.
I don show her say I be correct Ijebu girl.

chatinent:


Whatdaheck.

Hate these sorts.

Offpoint1:

How are Americans rich? Do you know 95% Americans live on debt their entire lives?

Olisehinnocent:
Mine is that he don't know how to pump water but he knows how to use it. We share the same tank, if the tank is full, he will pass beside it and go his way. He won't bother to disconnect it. After pumping the water sometimes, he will on his water tap and the water will be wasting. From my flat I will be hearing the sound of running tap. Before three hours the two tanks will be empty again and we will start waiting when the nepa bring light to pump water again. If any of the water facility spoil, he won't contribute a dime. I will be the one to bear the burden. The thing don tire me sef

Lekan239:
my igbo neighbors are so irritating and extremely dirty.

Landlady would wake up early in the morning and start raining curses upon them, i had to warn her to deceit from such act

Meninmen:


95%? Your source please!

Cnach:

Guy no leave o, stay put o
Bc the way u dey type it clear aboki grammar don take over. Dey for LAG get factory reset first

Apdecfoods:
Chaiii,i really hate people doing eye service and condemning their fellow human being at the back.Envy and been jealous of your neighbors success.

RedAlert08:


See Yoruba wey be S.I unit of dirtiness dey talk say Igbos dey dirty lol. Nothing person no go see for Nairaland.