Divide the country into geo political zones and tell everyone to go their separate ways

Reduce the salaries and allowances of public office holders..
An executive order criminalising award of contract to oneself,cronies and cabal will be hurriedly signed..

If that is in place political offices will be worthless to the old cargo we have in the country

Immunity clause will also be scrapped

saasala:
Dissolve the unholy marriage between the sane people of Southern Nigeria and the stone age inclined cows of the North.

Your myopic thinking is what will take you to your grave early, So according to you, every northerner is an insane? Get well soon bro...

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Embezzle and siphon money.....

We are not angry about corruption in this godamnn nation....we are just pretending to be angry because we are not the ones carrying out the corruption

Then even if I want to manage and fight corruption...I will take the fight to the street because the common man or masses is more corrupt than our politicians

your head the there!!!! We only fight cause we aren't the ones eating!

let me think.........
I will just extend my tenure indefinitely

Every Nigerian will be rich overnight... Trust me!

Extend my one day to 2years then crash dollar to naira value dilligently

Goldbw122:

That will breed more territories, you know they have sons and daughters.

KILL THEM TOO

Any Policeman found collecting money from Motorist shall be charge for TREASON.
And the punishment will be "Dearth by Hanging".

That shall be my first AGENDA.
So help me God!

Dalil8:
I no go mention name but many politicians go face firing squad, no time.

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Firing squad too fat. Put all of them in a hall and gas them all to death

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We should have asked buhari this first before we thought of giving him 4yrs and later insulted the old man with another 4yrs.

I will make a speech to convince Nigeria for a need to be given more days to perform credibly and continue from there after with my good works.

Bossontop:

I need 1 please

arrange for the helicopter of buhari and malami to crash

Will open border

Allow chidima and kanu have sex in a major market before hanging their prick and breasts.which I will use for babique and give it to Yoruba dogs to feast on it.all these would be done within 3 hrs the remaining 21 hrs all resources all Nigeria monies including borrowed ones will be used to chase all pigs who have tobacolosis to their graves and Nigeria will now be peaceful a naira will now be equal to 1000 dollars fuel will now be 1kobo per litre 24 hrs power supply

I WILL ORDER FOR THE DEATH OF GUMI,MIYETI ALLAH AND PANTAMI. THEN BUHARI WILL BE IN PRISION FOR LIFE

saasala:
Dissolve the unholy marriage between the sane people of Southern Nigeria and the stone age inclined cows of the North.

uThose who in 21st century believe in juju, cultism, ritualism are true definition of stone age creature.

Nice question,
As for me the first thing I will do is to dismiss all the police officers and start a fresh recruitment, only graduates who are worthy both in character and in learning will be recruited with a good salary, bliv me dis alone will solve 50,% of our problems in Nigeria.

I will divide this country along tribal and cultural lines within 10 minutes

Goldbw122:
You know corruption is the other of the day in Nigeria so when I become a president for one day, I will make sure that the citizens of the country experience a great life, like electricity, for the whole day, send money to ever account in Nigeria, visit the less privilege, the ones I could not visit send gifts and financial support for each and every one, I would try my best to be able to share resources to every one.

The international borders will be open like the best party every.

But you know our president, they wouldn't give me that full permission and privilege to do so...

God bless Nigeria.

Sharing resources isn't a very good move economically though cos so much money is gonna be chasing limited good supply in the market and you know what that means ?

Goldbw122:

That will breed more territories, you know they have sons and daughters.

kill them too

I'll legalise weed

Loot money as much as I could

I will take only 500 million naira for my hotel business then divide the country into four and resign.

Eliminate deadweights that will be a stumbling block to my grand scheme. You can't tame a cobra, best to cut off its head while you are it.

I will bomb the Dullard general

Restructure Nigeria into "self care" regions and weaken the centre or completely split Nigeria into small federations.

The latter will be my best option.

Bury Nnamdi kanu alive

well 4 me.i will scrape out d senate assemble..wipe it out totally,invest heavly on farming,security and tech...reduce all politicans salary to 500k per month,allowance to 100k per ...set a group of union against goverment money theft lyk efcc...n lastly pay each citizen 2k per month mk una manage ,..dis i wil do