MufasaLion:


Yes, I saw his post.

Well, I have never even saved my exes' names as 'Babe' or whatever. I prefer the real name. Preferably full name (eg Chinemerem, not Chine/Chii).

MufasaLion:


LMAO

I doubt if Solo was even your name. Premium tears

SmellySperm:

My guy! That relationship shit don taya me eh

Morientez:
na so my current ex dey do.. she go come my shop the they order wetn dem no go fit cook for house , come dey expect me to go use my hand buy am with still my money..

Na so i para for her want day ask her weda dm dey cook dis kind expensive food for their house she say no.

SmellySperm:
Changed my name from bae to oga solo

realestate99:

lol, u dey repair phones ?

Osashalom:

Thank God she is your ex now!
Those are greedy folks

Nebes:
Ex 1.
She never declined any offer of food. You want rice? Yes. You want shawarma, cake and ice cream? Yes. You want stout? Yes. You want roasted fish? Yes. You want biscuit and malt? Yes. You want eggs? Yes. There is only one can of coke left in the fridge; bring it. Ah ah! All in one day!!! I definitely don’t want to see you again.

Ex 2.
I was the only angel in her sight and she could do anything for me. But babe’s 2nd name was quarrel. She was never at peace with any other person I know. I knew I was marking time with her. I can’t come and be settling quarrels everyday. Moreover, one day I will become the target of her negative energy. Babe is an ex today!!!

Dilijingsly:
Mine: she started acting like semi-god

ESANMEA:
He saw a nice pair of Christian Louboutin shoes online and he said if he's ever going to marry, his woman would wear it on their wedding day..

PhavesGideon:
Tooth paste is now #500, but dis babe still dey apply am cover the whole tooth brush and even put extra for hand say na twice she dey brush, ah ah. Not once not twice oo, everytime wey she come. for dis hash economy nai u dey do like diz?? She said she can't suffer in her father's house and suffer in my house too"..

Now, is not as if I can't afford a tooth paste oo.. but her constant reactions to things like this (not just the paste) the make me feel say she no go fit cope with her future husband when things are not rossy.. nothing dey enough for her.. Omo I need japka o..


And the 2nd babe wey I wan 'X' na pure

Iyaebe:
He locks his phone and I'm a chronic privacy intruder.

SmellySperm:
Changed my name from bae to oga solo

tayewomi:
when she infect me with gonorrhea,and i saw the signs on her vjay,but man wan taste raw kpomo. never will i do that again.though i knack am second time with rubber after telling her to treat herself,i discovered she didn't treat herself during the second knack,cause i saw the signs again na so i jakpa oooo,chaiii i took injection three days 4 crime wey i no know..

bmdmix11:
does ge chk urs

Iyaebe:
I don't lock phones, he's free to even travel with it.

bmdmix11:
u no get toosters no ni

snarkynehne:
I tried but it could't work... Ah! that guy can do! if he start licking plate ehn, it will be like my soul wants to leave my body, i will start speaking in toungues and goosebumps will full my body... Na so i reason am oh, i prefer glorious passing to pleasure passing. Na so i japa oh

snarkynehne:
I tried but it could't work... Ah! that guy can do! if he start licking plate ehn, it will be like my soul wants to leave my body, i will start speaking in toungues and goosebumps will full my body... Na so i reason am oh, i prefer glorious passing to pleasure passing. Na so i japa oh

Waziri9004:
The day she give me MOUTH ACTION..

Iyaebe:
They are there na but no response from me,so nothing to hide.