Yo mamma so fat she broke d toilet closet so u all as to use d tree.

ur mama is so ugly she looks like "FLAVOR FLAV"

Yo mamma so ugly omo baba gvs her respect.

Ur momma is so old her memory is in black nd white.

Old stuff!

Ur momma's so ugly she nd d insects talk eyeball- to- eyeball

your momma so fat she got more chins than a chinese baby

Dat is 1 of d first jokes i postd.

@ Migines,

Yo Momma is so skinny, Tha Bitch looks thru a peep-Hole wit both eyes,

yo mama is so broke that she use condom thrice

@mr raheem
u dint av to specify.
@topic
ur momma is so dumb i told her i wantd to arrange a blind date 4 her. Wen she came bak nd i askd her ao it waz, she sed "fantastic! But, is he rily blind? "

@ magines

sori about dat, i just tot u might wanna battle me.

Anyway, ur momma is so dirty that tha bitch took her bath and lost weight

@mr raheem.
Wow! Dats so nice of u.(to apologize) many pple wunt. Nice to meet u.
@topic
ur momma is so old, king solomon is ur half broda.

@migines,

Thanx bro, nice to meet you too.

@Topic
Your momma sucked so much dicks that her lips went platinum

yo momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she died.

@mr raheem
   your mama is so fat,she went to KROGER  took a step.took a deep breath and she was accused of stealing grogery

yo mama is so dumd dat she sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 5o pound
yo mama is so ugly that when she gets in to a bank they swisth off there camera

@babaluku,

Yo momma is dumb cos tha bitch had u when she was on her period.

Keep my name outa ur mouth, Boy!

aLL oF yOU

YOUR PAPA IS SO STUPID DAT HE NO LOOK WELLA B4 HE MARRY UR MAMA

yo mamma is so bald that she uses toothpick to roll her hair

@jossy,

what happenned?, i've been trying to connect to u but it's not working,

Are u still online?

yo mama is so thoughtful she forgot her bra in the car
yo mama is so pretty she looked at the mirror and it broke
yo mama is so slim that the mosquitoes envy her
yo mama is so tall that she just have to straight her legs to cross a mountain
yo mama is so fat that wen she fell into the sea the whales ran out of the water
yo mama uses paint for lipstick
yo mama laughed hard and her teeths fell off
hmmmm yo mama is wise and intelligent that she failed her aptitude test
yo mama is crazy she went to market to buy george bush just becos she want to decorate her house for xmas ND I MEAN ITT

u momma is so dumb she sit on the television and watches the chair and wonders why nothing is showing!

Yo momma has pussy on her Hips so she can make money on the side

YO mama is so sensible she uses paints for lipstick i guess u already know.
yo mama is so mindful she left her black bra in the booth
yo mama is so young that my grandma calls her aunty
yo mama is so fat she fell into the ocean and all the wales ran out
yo mama is damn too skinny even the mosquitoes envy her
yo mama is damn pretty wen she glimsed at the mirror it fell off the wal and broke U WITNESSED IT!
YO mama is so intellingent and smart that she failed her aptitude test
yo mama is just too dumb she went to a drug store and asked for a hotel reservation.
yo mama bla bla bla, ? she went to the market and asked for george bush just because she wants to decorate her room for xmas thinkn its a new kind of xmas tree!

Sory yall. I've had ntwork probs. Gud to b bak cuz,
Ur momma is so dumb she went to hell nd sed, damn! Y is it so hot in ere?

Ur momma is so ugly shes fed wit a frisby.

Yo momma is so urgly that she cries backward.

Ur momma is so ugly wen she waz born d doctor nd nurses wer dismisd.

Ur momma is so fat she uses a fone booth as her cell fone.

yo mama uses speaker for ear phone
yo mama is so beautiful wen she got to the zoo the mnkeys cheered her as their queen.
yo mamas house is so neat the spider pay her rents