₦airaland Forum

Danonym:
Hi everybody, I collected Loan from addmoney.

A loan of N31,000...I made a transaction and it went horribly wrong, so I had to borrow from another app and pay them their 37k, they said they did not receive it...I contacted my bank and nothing yet..

Now my loan has been 4 days overdue and I am to pay N40,000, I've been hustling and trying to pay back but to no avail

Just yesterday they called my family and insulted them, the thing just weaken me, they promised I will go viral....I am just currently lying down, weak..nothing to do..
Also this is my first post

Jeezuzpick:
Any kids yet?

Let m guess.

No generic shit like kids?

Jeezuzpick:
Like how, mbok?

Asking for my neighbour whose data got finished.

Heathrow44:
it looks like op has gotten intimate with the girl so many times and the brother knows about it, the girl is getting older and people are worried about her getting married, the brother has taken it upon himself to make sure the op marries her who know if she didn't abort for op or op got her pregnant there are lots of things op didn't mention here, his like a defendant in court that doesn't tell his lawyer the true situation of things but expect to win a court case in court!

Tormentedsoul:
I don beg pa, he seems to not know the remedy or the way out. Imagine, where will i get two virgins? And I’d have to provide two cows on the same day i have sex with the virgins. Its just so unrealistic.

Faber:
Op I know a man who can save you from the Devil.

He will save you. Very real. His name is Daniel Webster. A US seer and occultic attorney, but your Wealth will vanish.

The man saved one guy like that, Tom Walker from the Devil. The Devil blessed Tom Walker who was poor, but later wanted his soul. Na Daniel Webster saved him.

Franklystein:
I already know, I said my father is useless earlier, I wonder why I am still repeating it, a condom would've prevented this.

Psychokinetic:
Mtschew!! Let’s assume the story is real, is NL really your best source for assistance??

Franklystein:
Thank God you also included my father, such an imbec!Le.

Tormentedsoul:
Because say i don fortify, i go bomb premium sites with cc, cash maiye, collect all e money, collect all e bank details, collect cc, any fraud wey i do ontop any maiye, e dey dey successful.

capetownboyz:
who seize your 100 BTC haba kilode

Franklystein:
Because useless people like my father will find it useful.

mpire:
This is just being dumb, how old are you? An app is giving you issues but you don't want to get rid of the app and you're asking for what excatly? Who is the clown that pushed this crap to the front page? Goshh is nothing but a comic relief.

Franklystein:
I wake up everyday to meet myself added to over 100 telegram groups overnight, even with my privacy set to only contacts can add me to groups, sometimes telegram will say I am the one that requested to be added to the group but I'm not, this has been going on for more than three months, I changed my username to a name no one can guess but they keep adding me, I considered deleting my telegram account but if I do I'll loose access to premium groups I subscribed to, how can I solve this?

TheKrakon:
Oga go sitdown with you lie. Talk na bag of air, prove it. I dey hungry I hear. No come dey bobo petson when no get joy already infact thunder fire you again. Dahiska shegea. You when never chop beleful. Somebody up there say make you bless am you dey say I have 13 Btc. fool.

Tormentedsoul:
Dear Nairaland;

Truth be told i have no regrets. I’m a yahoo guy and i did Osole to aid my scamms. I’m currently rich and i have choice cars but I’m not happy as the spirits are demanding alot and calling for my head. As I’m writing this, i will have to sleep with 2 virgins and to bury a live cow alive in the coming weeks. I need help, my science man is not making matters easy for me.

My science man is on the hunt for my soul

I’m scared guys, I don’t want this fast life anymore, I don’t need the cars or the ill gotten houses i built with the proceeds of scams and using peoples destiny.

I’m tired of celebrating my birthday 3 times a year. I’m tired of sacrificing virgins and non virgins by sleeping with them and flexing life with their glory.

I need help, i need advices as my science man said there was no way out.


I’m open to questions too, i will answer as many as i can

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

Romanoff:
So it's okay for your sister or daughter to cohabit with a man without paying her bride price or marrying her properly?

Uncle woke.

Romanoff:
Both of them are mad. As for the guy, he kept a woman in his house to be doing wifely duties for him when didn't pay shishi on her head.

As for the lady, while trying to be smart, the foundation of her marriage is already questionable.

gaby:
There are more fuel efficient, low maintenance, economy, and posher cars than the bland, over-hyped, and car-jack prone corolla.

Na the usual herd-mentality dey worry Nigerians with this Toyota craze.

Dem don make the car dey annoy person for road sef.

flejnr2:
Na poverty and here say Dey worry us for this life, there are more and more new cars more efficient in economy than Corolla , Kia Rio is 10times even more economical tear rubber you go drive 8years before kazeem go near am and even rugged

GAZZUZZ:
There is no doubting the Ninth generation (E120, E130 ) Toyota Corolla is Nigeria's best selling vehicle, it is a car you will find on every street in the country.


It is rugged

It is easy fix

Easy to maintain

Excellent fuel economy

Excellent resale value after decades of use.



Sadly with the introduction of E-valuation (age restrictions) this very reliable vehicle will soon disappear from our lands as foreign used cars.

Currently a used 2006/7 goes for about ₦3.3-3.5m

In a few days prices will reach 3.6-3.7m (new tarrif)

I am just thinking out loud, our very own innoson could buy up patent and production lines for this discontinued vehicles and I am certain there is a ready market to absorb and possibly export to other African countries brand new units of this vehicle.

Just thinking out loud.

Rhisky:
It's dump not dumb, you probably are not educated. Real waste of time, sorry for the stress. �

Rhisky:
You're a pathetic lunatic, coz all your friends are taking turns to bleep your sister doesn't mean you have to come to Nairaland to express your anger. You've been wanking all your life, never been in a relationship and has extremely bad breath.

Oduskid:
can you do anal sex 4 500k

Rhisky:
Check your typing and resend this, I'm finding it hard to read this gibberish.
You're such an angry person, you're probably broke or have HIV or both.

Death is near, take heart.