₦airaland Forum

Shizzi23:
Why do I have this feeling that you have a secret room where you sit on a red cloth with candles on and summon money, this man is dinning with the devil I’m pretty sure that why he spend recklessly without saving and so sure of getting back the 2m, I perceive hot Oshole

why are you Nigerians so backward. If those things worked , don't you think Nigerians will have been the richest people in the world?

I made a transfer to a wrong account. Gtb to access
.is there any possibility of getting it back?

StarFist:
$99 ??
I dey mad?

I just dey look the guy with one kain eye. Some of these guys go just come online and begin yarn pure nonsense. Why will I pay 62k for a month internet when Airtel gives me 200gb wey I no dey fit finish for 18k

Without pics

falcon01:
if I'll get unlimited data, no wahala

that's is you are using it for business or office. If it's for personal use, my 20k for 200gb I get from airtel is already too perfect

21m is too small na. Can't even buy a correct house in lekki

Too small

I will never do this but if I ever do it and u betray me, just consider yourself a walking corpse

MrOjay1:
My younger cousin is what you will regard as a typical big boy.He drives a good car and is living large.

We haven't been in contact for a long while so I decided to get his number and call him to catch up on old times. I really wanted him to put me through his line of work so I could solve my personal issues. He invited me over to his place and I stayed there for 3 days.

Omo after the first day there,he gave me his clothes to help him wash and instructed me to clean his flat.Hmmm I did it o

He came back with his woman and didn't even mutter as much as a thank you.

He even told her I was one of those his family members 'wey no get levels'.He said it in a very spiteful and disregarding manner.This na person I senior o and he do visit us then when he was little.

I was a little pissed at that descrption and he noticed it.there are other humiliating stuff that happened that day but I don't really have strength for typing.He was just using me to shine in front of the girl.

Before I left,he told me I will need to humble myself before him unless nothing for me.

I'm thinking of going back there to apologise to him for being pissed at him.

How do you guys see it?

I really need his percuniary support to solve my personal issues.

anybody wey get money pass you , respect am , I don't care how he made the money . I thank God for myself, I own no motherfucker respect. They owe me..dude I am sure your family looked down on him, this is called pay back. If you like your self, no go back o. Go and hustle and show him that he is trash. A useless trenches girl I once dated left me for a son of a commissioner then. Because of her I vowed to myself that I will be richer than the guys father and his generation. Yes it happened. She came back when she saw doings wey pass boyfriend papa. And yes I used her to the max , had gangbangs with her 3 somes etc and dumped her back to the trenches she came out from

Feelings79:
it matters your location.Thats fifty naira mango here in Benue state

lol this one loud o. If not for the insecurity there I for move to benue. I like places with cheap food

Do these people think leadership is a joke? Someone that can't even lead his family , is it a full constituency he will lead?

seborrhic:
Don't mind the bloody liar.
It's not people that open posts like this that even annoy me.
It's people who God gave brain that believe them hook,line& sinker

it's so Annoying. they make it look like everything over expensive. Yes I know things are expensive but definitely not as expensive as exaggerated online.

TheGiftedOne:
Good evening Nairalanders, I bought these 5 mangoes at the cost of #500 today at New Benin market, Benin City. I am greatly perturbed by the soaring prices of food items in the market these days. This country don your me.

For how much would you get this in your locality?

stop it. Same I eat mangos daily . That mango no pass 300 naira. Let me even snap.what 500 naira mango looks like

edit
.this is what a 500 naira mango looks like. I went out to buy it now. Check the time stamp

BoredBerry:
That's why he should reside in Abuja...

I'll spend on myself... I'm just searching for a companion...

don't mind me I dey just find trouble. Ah wait what about tatata that that cumrade talked about lol

BoredBerry:
My love... Trust.. Loyalty... Etc... What else does he need?

all those outings food travelling, na who go pay?

Konjiboii:
I dey reason you, I fit all the qualities you write but I too like to kolobi, if I tap you around 4am while you sleep will you assume the position for me to cure konji?

I don laugh tire

Choilila:
you are not good at lying.
How about you crying for love on ur previous thread?

ah yeah and her too lol.
Well thats all

Choilila:
I can feel the stress and anxiety you putted on to write this down [traits of Water ].


I'm not forcing you to believe me. The decisions are all urs.

na not stressed. The only thing that has the power to stress me and cause me anxiety is money and it still can't.

Choilila:
You said they are bullshits .
leave it

well u just confirmed that they are actually bullshit. I wanted you to come up with all the fake generic attributes so I can compare you guys always come up with. But it's good you know that I am not someone that will ever fall for any of those. Well take care and continue misleading the rest

Choilila:
confusing to you not me.
it takes deeper steps to learn.

dominant element can be Fire, Water, Air or Earth. Doesn't matter whether you sun falls under Aries, Scorpio or Virgo.

what are the characteristics of the water energies u mentioned?

Choilila:
your are filled with water energies. No wonder .
Good day

Like me [I belong to air] but my dominant is Earth [ I have square palms and my fingers are short ].

lol u see why I said this thing is total bullshit?
I am actually Libra. You see how confusing it is?

Choilila:
Your quirky attitude is telling the truth.

lol

Choilila:
not must palms.
just calm down.
are your fingers short or long?

ok let me calm down and flow with the reading lol. Maybe we should open another thread for this. My fingers are long

Choilila:
bullshit to you and others but not to me.
okay let's engage in test.

check your palm[ one is enough ].

is your palm rectangular or square in shape ?

rectangular and must say , most palms are rectangular

SUPERPACK:
Speak for those that have zero in economics sha not me. With that pay I will enjoy my life here in Nigeria and never look for more. I will still save 250k per month at the end minimum. I live a minimal lifestyle, no smoking, drinking, clubbing, womanising nor friends and don't fancy social attention.

that's because u are poor. When mulla enter u go do and over do

ObosiUkwalla:
So I was arguing with a friend who stays in the states and he keeps saying I am a rich guy.

Current salary is about 512k per month (take home), and has an annual increment of 15% of your take home. This is aside perks of perdiem anytime I travel outside work base (15k per night).

Anytime he wants me to have minor something done in NG on his bahalf, he expects me to use my money and whenever I ask, he tells me not to complain that I am rich (he knows what I earn), I don't have a problem doing those things for him.

I don't see myself rich and pls guys, what can someone earn in Nigeria to be termed rich. Your opinions will count alot as I still find it hard getting the usual daily stuffs we all use.
I am not married and do not have responsibilities. My mom is a retired govt worker and other siblings are all working.

Cc: seun mynd44 pls help us for more audience and opinions

just say u are looking for some hungry Nairaland girls to dm u

Choilila:
Look no further.
Just go after Aries, Sagittarius,Leo or Aquarius.

I am aquarius and I am not into that . Those zodiac readings are all bullshit. Just assumptions

BoredBerry:
I've2.0... Hopefully this one would return the feelings...

[s]I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...[/s] na you go sponsor this part

obonujoker:
Of course.... that's how it should be....

My Chosen sisters too. MfM sisters.. Apostolic sisters.. CAC sisters...

the apostolic I know dey knack anyhow o

“Once God makes up his mind and say this is who He wants,

What bullshit. All these type of jokes makes me believe God is a joker. If not he suppose strike that bastard

NLPoliceWoman:
seun Mynd44 I don't.
Rule 8.
Rule 2.

You don't do what? Olosho 10kobo