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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Oblivionz5(m): 2:53pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:
Good morning elders and youths on the forum.

I have a close female friend who recently celebrated her birthday on friday. Its my intention to give her a gift but I don't feel like giving her cash or getting her any gift with my money.

We have never had sex in our 13 months of friendship. She wil be at my place on wednesday, so I'm thinking allowing her have sex with me will be a nice birthday present.

What do you think? I'll appreciate your comments.


1 condom would have prevented this nonsense I’m seeing this Sunday

Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 22, 2022
Oduskid:
are you mad or something
You are crazy. Am I your mate?

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:


As you wish to her and I, so shall it be to you
Dapada. Back to you cos na you wan give sex present. SBB boy.
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 2:57pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

You are crazy. Am I your mate?
your great great grandpa and grandma am i their mates?

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 2:58pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:
You are crazy. Am I your mate?
at d age of 5 400boys disvirgin you
how will you have respect 4 ur dad?

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:05pm On May 22, 2022
Oduskid:
at d age of 5 400boys disvirgin you

how will you have respect 4 ur dad?
Child be careful cos container can fall on you n your mom. Be very careful the way you respond.

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:07pm On May 22, 2022
Oduskid:
your great great grandpa and grandma am i their mates?
Dog ll bite you dz week

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:08pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

Child be careful cos container can fall on you n your mom. Be very careful the way you respond.
u don go swimming pool snap pix use do profile pix u no wan get sense

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:09pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

Dog ll bite you dz week
The same dog dat have sex with u 4 500naira yesterday
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Ebonygeek(f): 3:10pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:
Good morning elders and youths on the forum.

I have a close female friend who recently celebrated her birthday on friday. Its my intention to give her a gift but I don't feel like giving her cash or getting her any gift with my money.

We have never had sex in our 13 months of friendship. She wil be at my place on wednesday, so I'm thinking allowing her have sex with me will be a nice birthday present.

What do you think? I'll appreciate your comments.
Are you insane? undecided

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:10pm On May 22, 2022
Oduskid:
The same dog dat have sex with u 4 500naira yesterday
This is vyiur last warning.
Whatever you use your head carry, so be it.

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:14pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

This is vyiur last warning.
Whatever you use your head carry, so be it.
no pass your boundary cos i go wicked you now
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:15pm On May 22, 2022
Ebonygeek:
Are you insane? undecided
dont tell me you are still virgin at your age?
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:28pm On May 22, 2022
Oduskid:
no pass your boundary cos i go wicked you now
Kesan kesan kii wo fun owo. Omo ori igba kii ridi joko. Rede-rede lomo igba n se toba jabo.
Bere sini sinwi kiri.
Ase gun. O ti ri egbe iya re fin. Ja wonu oja, aseee!

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 3:30pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

Kesan kesan kii wo fun owo. Omo ori igba kii ridi joko. Rede-rede lomo igba n se toba jabo.
Bere sini sinwi kiri.
Ase gun. O ti ri egbe iya re fin. Ja wonu oja, aseee!
back to sender

so shall it be 4 u and ur family

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 4:52pm On May 22, 2022
You know what you can give her that lasts longer?

This link- [url]amotohealth.com[/url]

Tell her that with it, she can get the quality sexual healthcare she deserves. Tell her there's no associated stigma or awkwardness at Amoto Health. All she has to do is select a specialist, pick out/write her symptoms and book a session!

She's bound to appreciate how much you care about her sexual health
You're welcome kiss kiss
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by toujurs: 5:16pm On May 22, 2022
Men don't offer sex, only women do, your gbola don't have much value. On the black market.

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Dorwadora(f): 5:54pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

Kesan kesan kii wo fun owo. Omo ori igba kii ridi joko. Rede-rede lomo igba n se toba jabo.
Bere sini sinwi kiri.
Ase gun. O ti ri egbe iya re fin. Ja wonu oja, aseee!
Aunty Sweetplum, you just dey give me joy ma grin grin grin

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Dorwadora(f): 5:55pm On May 22, 2022
Oduskid:
back to sender

so shall it be 4 u and ur family
You guys conversation is the only reason I'm still on this thread grin grin grin.


You dey fear incantations?..... Sheey no be man you be? grin grin grin

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Fanikoko: 5:55pm On May 22, 2022
Jennyclay:
What goes through the mind of an average Nigerian man is sex sex sex!!

[s]Can't you get her beautiful and expensive gift? Something very tangible.[/s]

Nigerian men are not romantic at all.

Bush!!!
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:06pm On May 22, 2022
Dorwadora:
Aunty Sweetplum, you just dey give me joy ma grin grin grin
grin ;Dyiu are welcome sis
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:06pm On May 22, 2022
Heathrow44:
Is sweetplum the same as J-emi1 moniker

@Seun
@Farano
@Mynd44
@Lalasticlala



The same signature and we know very well j-emi1 operates many monikers
It be like say it dey hungry you make dog bite your yansh?
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:10pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

It be like say it dey hungry you make dog bite your yansh?



@Seun

@Dominique

@Mynd44

@Dragnet

@Seun


Rule no 2, rule no 19 broken Alternate accounts identified after the J-emi1 account was banned!
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Sleekskin: 6:17pm On May 22, 2022
angry

Fucccccking trolls hijacked the thread.
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 22, 2022
Show's how little you value yourself..you couldn't give her money, that was too expensive for you neither could you give her a gift or a good old congratulations on her day because again that is too expensive for you, so you give her the cheapest commodity on Earth with no value.. *Yourself*.

It's a despicable gift of betraying your friendship with her ..one she won't value.

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Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 22, 2022
Heathrow44:




@Seun

@Dominique

@Mynd44

@Dragnet

@Seun


Rule no 2, rule no 19 broken Alternate accounts identified after the J-emi1 account was banned!
I ll report you too for false accusation.
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:26pm On May 22, 2022
Sweetplum:

I ll report you too for false accusation.



Ok, I have made a case, is left 4 the mods to investigate this evidence, there's nothing as evil as operating different accounts which violates rule no 19, J-emi1 was banned and all of a sudden he's operating other accounts after ban
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 6:28pm On May 22, 2022
Sleekskin:
angry

Fucccccking trolls hijacked the thread.



grin, sowie bro, I just can't get over the fact that people have different accounts especially j-emi1, people like that don't deserve to be walking around us, this site needs to be safe for its users
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Hartugrin27(m): 6:49pm On May 22, 2022
Jennyclay:
What goes through the mind of an average Nigerian man is sex sex sex!!

Can't you get her beautiful and expensive gift? Something very tangible.

Nigerian men are not romantic at all.

Bush!!!

C madam wey dey romantic..
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Kobicove(m): 6:53pm On May 22, 2022
What did I just read here now?!
Re: Can I Offer Sex To A Female Friend As Birthday Gift/Present? by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 22, 2022
Heathrow44:




Ok, I have made a case, is left 4 the mods to investigate this evidence, there's nothing as evil as operating different accounts which violates rule no 19, J-emi1 was banned and all of a sudden he's operating other accounts after ban
J-emi1. Mi o moya e ri?
Same way ti mi o moya Iwo Heathrow44 ri.

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