This girl in my compound is always forming tussh as if no man is fucking her. She will take Uber from the house and be staring at me like I'm a beggar where I usually buy my Odogwu bitters.

This girl thinks she is above me sha. Everyday dropping down from car or bike wearing skimpy clothes.

One day, I called her woos woos wobi she just eyed me, hissed and slammed her door. I no talk. Someone I'm trying to help o imagine.

Ordinary to come charge her phone at my crib so that I can tap current, she no fit come. Even to borrow indomie or matches, she never show. I don't know what she's feeling like.


Today I go meet my aboki fx guy to change my last card to dollar plus eyelash and makeup to attract her and strategically kept it near my door. This combination issa goal because she and fake eyelash na 5 & 6. Once she touches it, the basket go trap her.


Wish me well people. Today na today......

I cant stop laughing

Chai!! And your mates are hustling right now, Buhari was right on this

Nairaland can be fun atimes, a swear down!

Omg! Love the op!

This is hilarious!

Holly Gram OP the OP...


Make PESIN wey sharp pass u no collect dat money ooo...


Make ur eyes reach ground ooo..


if too say I de dat compound, 5sc dat money don get leg...


funny nigga.


LITE UP my WEED in peace..


WTF MAN!

Wo

You live in the same compound with her. I think that solves the problem.

The rest is your emotions giving her the power. She's probably thinking that since you don't talk to her, that you think you are above her.

Hence, she bringing up those uber to prove that she's not below you as you think.

That knife cuts both ways. Rest your head and try to make peace with reality.

But of you are in the same level. In the same compound, trying to prove that you are above that level to each other.

If u tink say u don c am finish cum nl.. lik runtown song,if e happen 4 nl mk u knw say e dy inside nl.

A literal trap

Na bush meat trap ba?

Datboredberri:
Omg! Love the op!

This is hilarious!

You are next. I must trap you soon.

Premiumwriter:
Wo

You live in the same compound with her. I think that solves the problem.

The rest is your emotions giving her the power. She's probably thinking that since you don't talk to her, that you think you are above her.

Hence, she bringing up those uber to prove that she's not below you as you think.

That knife cuts both ways. Rest your head and try to make peace with reality.

But of you are in the same level. In the same compound, trying to prove that you are above that level to each other.

Its not about me. The girl is forming for everybody.

Op fear God

Make una go get una pvc

VeryWickedGoat:
This girl in my compound is always forming tussh as if no man is fucking her. She will take Uber from the house and be staring at me like I'm a beggar where I usually buy my Odogwu bitters.

This girl thinks she is above me sha. Everyday dropping down from car or bike wearing skimpy clothes.

One day, I called her woos woos wobi she just eyed me, hissed and slammed her door. I no talk. Someone I'm trying to help o imagine.

Ordinary to come charge her phone at my crib so that I can tap current, she no fit come. Even to borrow indomie or matches, she never show. I don't know what she's feeling like.


Today I go meet my aboki fx guy to change my last card to dollar plus eyelash and makeup to attract her and strategically kept it near my door. This combination issa goal because she and fake eyelash na 5 & 6. Once she touches it, the basket go trap her.


Wish me well people. Today na today......

Guy, you too much..

I've not laughed this hard in a while now
You just made my day

that trap must catch

Op no shake that trap. Just leave am like that. E nor go reach tomorrow.

*in wike’s voice* E dey smoke Igbo.

an0daGuy:
that trap must catch

Op no shake that trap. Just leave am like that. E nor go reach tomorrow.

He must catch oo.
No girl dead or alive can resist dollar. I trust my trap 1000%.

Hahaha The babe na high way babe

Comrade !!

Nairaland can wanna fun atimes, a tell down!

Ewo

So na basket u use do trap


bushmeat don cash d b dat

VeryWickedGoat:
This girl in my compound is always forming tussh as if no man is fucking her. She will take Uber from the house and be staring at me like I'm a beggar where I usually buy my Odogwu bitters.

This girl thinks she is above me sha. Everyday dropping down from car or bike wearing skimpy clothes.

One day, I called her woos woos wobi she just eyed me, hissed and slammed her door. I no talk. Someone I'm trying to help o imagine.

Ordinary to come charge her phone at my crib so that I can tap current, she no fit come. Even to borrow indomie or matches, she never show. I don't know what she's feeling like.


Today I go meet my aboki fx guy to change my last card to dollar plus eyelash and makeup to attract her and strategically kept it near my door. This combination issa goal because she and fake eyelash na 5 & 6. Once she touches it, the basket go trap her.


Wish me well people. Today na today......

I see why she doesn't wanna have anything to do with you

Op you be werey

VeryWickedGoat:
This girl in my compound is always forming tussh as if no man is fucking her. She will take Uber from the house and be staring at me like I'm a beggar where I usually buy my Odogwu bitters.

This girl thinks she is above me sha. Everyday dropping down from car or bike wearing skimpy clothes.

One day, I called her woos woos wobi she just eyed me, hissed and slammed her door. I no talk. Someone I'm trying to help o imagine.

Ordinary to come charge her phone at my crib so that I can tap current, she no fit come. Even to borrow indomie or matches, she never show. I don't know what she's feeling like.


Today I go meet my aboki fx guy to change my last card to dollar plus eyelash and makeup to attract her and strategically kept it near my door. This combination issa goal because she and fake eyelash na 5 & 6. Once she touches it, the basket go trap her.


Wish me well people. Today na today......

u would make a good script writter...u just formed a story from a picture

This guy na goat

Until breeze blow ur dollar bill go her apartment or centre of the compound.

No go play yourself o. The best way to get people of her type is to make hot ladies visit you frequently, she would be like What is attracting ladies to this guy's apartment.

She will definitely knock one day