Juliet751:
I don't really give a f**k.

you just did

Osidoshit:
Nagging
Complains
No Yansh

So she had YANSH before you started dating her then?

All these funny people sef

Same here

Silentgroper:
Yeah.. Love that jam like crazy..

Machinegun91:
. Begger

Stinginess has nothing to do with begging. Rest.

emonis88:

Go treat ur allergy, or u il one day be part of d men r scum , weh don old for papa house, spoiling the minds of their younger sisters.

OK SIR!!

RexTramadol1:
She called bed sheet “baysheet”

eyeyes:
Back in 2015, You voted an incompetent dunce a.k.a Mannequin at 21 years old, by 2023 you will be 28 years old with no meaningful progress in your life. Continue.

If you like vote old cargos with no vision(You know them)

Your 30s will be wasted and at 40 you will have nothing to show for it.

Don't waste your life, don't waste your Children's future... Be warned.

Stupid statement. Just say you are lazy and you want government to be giving you stipends. Rubbish.

NeckingNgulping:
She doesn't understand the 24 hour clock. I tried to teach her, but ego wouldn't allow her to learn.

Ur joking right

So she should settle for someone that doesn't value her because she doesn't want to get old in her father's house? Y'all should rest with the trolling.

emonis88:

Go treat ur allergy, or u il one day be part of d men r scum , weh don old for papa house, spoiling the minds of their younger sisters.

Amayabor1:
Wanting me to take care of her, her married sister and her mother. I run o.

We were together for 2 months, my pocket feel am. I had to call it quit.

Married sister too ? Lol

VladimirPutiin:


You send her go Uni ?
Bros make I no vex for you

I stupid gan then, all this love songs and India films deceived me

Crafteck1:
Person wey i send go uni de vex 4 me sey na shawarma she want i con de give am noodles, me wey i know say another guy dey somewhere wey she de form wife material 4, for 6 years she go do shit but i kept forgiving her after catching her cos i was madly in love, didnt know something as small as food would give me energy to b over her. When she de misbehave that time i fit no chop for 1 week, just ogogoro and water.. Sometimes na people de create monsters, i live my school for ogun state, commot go badagry to settle bales and other dignitaries so she could claim lagosian, na uni den dey help stubborn people bang their gfs well, pocket money wey u drop, na she and school bf go use am buy condom, a word is more than enough for the stupid, if una like, continue spending on who no be your mama or daughter.

You need flogging for your mumunism

Crafteck1:
Person wey i send go uni de vex 4 me sey na shawarma she want i con de give am noodles, me wey i know say another guy dey somewhere wey she de form wife material 4, for 6 years she go do shit but i kept forgiving her after catching her cos i was madly in love, didnt know something as small as food would give me energy to b over her. When she de misbehave that time i fit no chop for 1 week, just ogogoro and water.. Sometimes na people de create monsters, i live my school for ogun state, commot go badagry to settle bales and other dignitaries so she could claim lagosian, na uni den dey help stubborn people bang their gfs well, pocket money wey u drop, na she and school bf go use am buy condom, a word is more than enough for the stupid, if una like, continue spending on who no be your mama or daughter.

You sent a girl that is not your wife or your sister to the university, meaning you took care of all her bills? Yet she cheated on you

I hope you have changed now? There is a name nairaland boys call such, wait let me think: SIMP

Chopcy29:


You need flogging for your mumunism

I agree, a monster was created, glad i had the experience.

Kajaard:


You sent a girl that is not your wife or your sister to the university, meaning you took care of all her bills? Yet she cheated on you

I hope you have changed now? There is a name nairaland boys call such, wait let me think: SIMP

Multiple times... I was blind

She doesn't care to learn a lesson . Lie . Over hyping herself . Proud without chichi I just let her go

She bath only in the morning and mostly goes to bed like that. If she open her ampit you will want to escape immediately. Her p#nts looks very dangerous to touch

Iraloren:
No Southerners or south west or ever middle belt should Vote any Northerners because of Boko Haram ,Fulani , Bandits , Fulani Iswap , Fulain militant and Fulain hansmen . Codely they force Tinubu to choose Muslim as running mate, also want to use kwankwaso want to force Obi to be VP so they can use obi to win Election and retain power in North, continue they agenda. God will fail them. We stand for OBI or TINUBU....

Ahbobi,
choose one so we know which direction to send your thunder

Crafteck1:



I stupid gan then, all this love songs and India films deceived me

How many years ago was this ?

VladimirPutiin:


A lots of guys trade with him here... He’s very trustworthy.

My boss I am trustworthy too.

I won't let you down my chairman.

Hezmatosky:
Me: 20k sent
Blessing: Thanks buddy, you are one in a million
Me: see ya tomorrow with a peck
Blessing: I have warned you before to remove anything sex in this relationship
Me: for my mind, your papa go sick again

Tell me this is a joke

cutecommend:
She said "where did you went"..

Though I didn't like her much before then..

I told her to brush up, she said she prefered being herself...

In life, sometimes you need to package to make things look beautiful and appreciated....Imagine if tooth paste was sold in Santana leather.

Santana leather

Epicji:
My babe can lie for African

An average Nigerian girl is a lying machine

Lies

Come to my house and pack all my pollo not minding if I have money at hand to buy another one. Although I was not in love with her and never been with any girl. Just have to ghost her

she said she detest bj , person wey i plan to marry....mean say no bj at home except i cheat……… na so i japa.. i no fit dey force person to do bj.. i prefer person wey fit do am willling

she gat dey ambient in nature

Kendo1990:
Her pussy later dropped in taste.

Ahbobi,
Chai
Hhahahahaha ... Please I want to know whether prick get taste bud

Offpoint1:

No vex, I go offline for 2 months on that line, when I return I don lost all my chat history.

You welcome home private Ryan

RaymondHarmony:
What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly inlove with ?

I returned home for ASUU Strike to meet a pregnant lady with a three year old daughter in his house despite our five years relationship
I blacked out

RaymondHarmony:
What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly inlove with ?

The Red pill.

Mismatched smv: My smv outgrew hers alot.

She was promiscuous and could have turned me into a Captain-save-a-hoe.

[quote author=Chopcy29 post=114437307]Come to my house and pack all my pollo not minding if I have money at hand to buy another one. Although I was not in love with her and never been with any girl. Just have to ghost her. I can’t keep buying new costly wears every week and it end up being worn by another man pikin all in the name of giving me kpekus