luizpippo:
I read the hook up experience that guy wrote and it reminded me of what my colleague went through.

He is not really straight forward about how he met the girl but that wasn't their first time. So he claimed she said she was bored in her house at Dutse, so she wanted to visit, he told her there was no money and she said no problem.
That's how she arrived and they bleeped at night, next morning, she kept stalling on going so he had to take her to the estate shopping complex to get some food until he got tired and wanted her to leave at sometime around 4 so he could go to his house, he went inside the office and asked the security to go and ask her to leave

He gave her 5k and she insisted on him giving her an extra 1k for transport, then my guy made the singular mistake of vibrating, that was when she changed the story, came outside the room, stood in the open and was raising her voice, that her money is 10k, , she was ranting about how he never knew she was an ex-convict and all whatnots.

My guy had no choice because if the wrong people gets to hear, they would call chairman in London giving him updates on how he turned his compound to brothel anytime he travels.

He had to pay the 10k, i had no sympathy for him at all.

. You don't take a random gi to your house.

You take them to a lodging so that any thing that comes out of it u can safely shoulder it

This is not hookup, it's now hookdown!

Imagine

Incredible!

HolyMan12:
A real *SIMP*Le guy your friend was

If you jam AGBAKO , red pills go clear for your eyes .
Dey dia Dey form Nairaland alpha

Hmm

Sex is now as cheap as a plate of indomie. that is why there is no true love

Okokobiokor

Wow, mehn these Naija prostitutes are so mean and heartless. And the painful thing is 99.99% of all nigeria girls are the ones doing this criminal prostitution at home and abroad, shameless smelling hoes

You are lucky it's just 10k

MrBrownJay1:
this one is ok... at least he had a good time with her and fukced her well well.

in South America, there is one scam that many fall into: you will see a fantastic looking "babe" that will just hit on you. "she" will tell you all types of stories and say:" just lets go home to you, give me 10$ and fukc me like there was no tomorrow"
so most men would see that as a great opportunity and take the "babe" home. by the time you start smooching and get the "babe" undressed, you will now realize that this is a ladyboy/tranny and will stop and say;" kai, get the fukc out of my house!!!!!" na that time this tranny will start telling you that you owe him $500 and start screaming at the top of his lungs:" i am a tranny prostitute, you picked me up and wanted to have sex with a tranny bla bla bla!" just so that everyone/neighbors could hear it. of course, out of shame you want that dude to shut up as you dont want your neighbor to think that you are into this homo yeye nonsense, so you pay him to shaaattttap and to get the Bleep out your house.

It's foolish guys that can't see that as a trick. Even in Nigeria if a lady tells you to take her home for 7k (black market equivalent of $10) any sharp guy should be scared as well.

MrBrownJay1:
By the time you start smooching and get the "babe" undressed, you will now realize that this is a ladyboy/tranny and will stop and say;" kai, get the fukc out of my house!!!!!" na that time this tranny will start telling you that you owe him $500 and start screaming at the top of his lungs:" i am a tranny prostitute, you picked me up and wanted to have sex with a tranny bla bla bla!" just so that everyone/neighbors could hear it. of course, out of shame you want that dude to shut up as you dont want your neighbor to think that you are into this homo yeye nonsense, so you pay him to shaaattttap and to get the Bleep out your house.

I don't mess around but if you try this shit with me. Bro I go Bleep any hole I see for your body

OP Shey ur guy mumu no too much? He no fit find beta way take discharge d babe ni...guys with small brain sha...anyway na watin him dey find him eye see...am outa here mhen.

Hummmm wahala ...make I put chair here reading Men Nightmare

Wahala for who dey carry olosho

alas if u do me this kind shit u go chop beating my opinion though i no get time for bull crap

Out of boredom I got into a chat with a random babe online. I was so inquisitive about her so I asked what she does for a living. She told me na olosho. I asked how much was her rate. She said 40k. I said a night or weekend? She said a night. Last last she asked for 30k. I then told her that under APC government, minimum wage na 30k per month. That is 1k per day. Babe block me sharp sharp.

Na mumu dey carry osho go their personal house. Oh emu use hotel and she won’t try any rubbish with you

Ashawo kobo kobo on rampage?

The man is a randy he goat

He got what he ask for

Kajaard:
It's foolish guys that can't see that as a trick. Even in Nigeria if a lady tells you to take her home for 7k (black market equivalent of $10) any sharp guy should be scared as well.

as they say: konji is a bastard!

jeff1993:
.... Lol .... It's weird but I swear I won't pay a dime to that tranny trash!!! .... More reason why I will push the "SHIM" out and bang the door at it's face!!!
I want to F**k a lady not a tranny!!!!

the idea is to make you so uncomfortable that you will pay up just for this bastard to shut up and go... you will be surprised how many would just pay rather than have his Neighbors believe that he is some undercover gay dude who patronizes trannies

Sablexxxtoons:


I read a story.. was it Thailand?... An American soldier killed a tranny prostitute when he found out.. probably this is what happened. Hookup wahala

yeah in Brasil, they dont joke with this shiiit and many of these trannies trying this nonsense easily get killed and/or receive a proper beatdown. because of their body structure, in Thailand it is even harder to notice them.

inspirator1:
I don't mess around but if you try this shit with me. Bro I go Bleep any hole I see for your body

bro, to each their own wahala!

I can't do that sh!t, those girls will always look dirty to me

luizpippo:
I read the hook up experience that guy wrote and it reminded me of what my colleague went through.

He is not really straight forward about how he met the girl but that wasn't their first time. So he claimed she said she was bored in her house at Dutse, so she wanted to visit, he told her there was no money and she said no problem.
That's how she arrived and they bleeped at night, next morning, she kept stalling on going so he had to take her to the estate shopping complex to get some food until he got tired and wanted her to leave at sometime around 4 so he could go to his house, he went inside the office and asked the security to go and ask her to leave

He gave her 5k and she insisted on him giving her an extra 1k for transport, then my guy made the singular mistake of vibrating, that was when she changed the story, came outside the room, stood in the open and was raising her voice, that her money is 10k, , she was ranting about how he never knew she was an ex-convict and all whatnots.

My guy had no choice because if the wrong people gets to hear, they would call chairman in London giving him updates on how he turned his compound to brothel anytime he travels.

He had to pay the 10k, i had no sympathy for him at all.

Seems I was lucky. From what I heard, that's how the frame you up or make you pay yo uphold your dignity.. Cant forget yesterday in a hurry

gayman99:
Out of boredom I got into a chat with a random babe online. I was so inquisitive about her so I asked what she does for a living. She told me na olosho. I asked how much was her rate. She said 40k. I said a night or weekend? She said a night. Last last she asked for 30k. I then told her that under APC government, minimum wage na 30k per month. That is 1k per day. Babe block me sharp sharp.

So clear the olosho about some reality

Many years ago a friend carry ashawo for 15k . The guy too drink that night . He no fit do anything.
Come morning the babe say she won collect her money. Na do the guy gave her 5k
The babe no gree . Say her money na 15k .serious arguments ensued
Las las the guy agreed to pay but he must Bleep. This was when people don gather oo
The babe quick enter room the guy follow . The guy insist say he no dey close door say heat dey. The babe no gree Na so one bros say if U no gree dey go. With tears the babe gree

Naso we dey watch the guy Bleep the girl doggy
We just dey laff ...the guy even dey shake us.
He just dey hail himself ..for about 20 mins the guy no cum. The babe stood up collect 4k begin curse the guy ...carry her bag get out for compound.
After two weeks Sha Sara burst the house

oluwaseyi0:




So clear the olosho about some reality

I tire

luizpippo:
I read the hook up experience that guy wrote and it reminded me of what my colleague went through.

He is not really straight forward about how he met the girl but that wasn't their first time. So he claimed she said she was bored in her house at Dutse, so she wanted to visit, he told her there was no money and she said no problem.
That's how she arrived and they bleeped at night, next morning, she kept stalling on going so he had to take her to the estate shopping complex to get some food until he got tired and wanted her to leave at sometime around 4 so he could go to his house, he went inside the office and asked the security to go and ask her to leave

He gave her 5k and she insisted on him giving her an extra 1k for transport, then my guy made the singular mistake of vibrating, that was when she changed the story, came outside the room, stood in the open and was raising her voice, that her money is 10k, , she was ranting about how he never knew she was an ex-convict and all whatnots.

My guy had no choice because if the wrong people gets to hear, they would call chairman in London giving him updates on how he turned his compound to brothel anytime he travels.

He had to pay the 10k, i had no sympathy for him at all.

These one na talk?

How him go bleep babe throughout the night, come give am 5k. Upon say na hoke up babe.

The money small, him for add the 1k, instead of the embrassement

It is very risky to take such ladies to your place of permanent residence

Why would anyone want to sleep with a random stranger?

Nonexisting1:
Hehehe. Oloshos no get shame so choose them wisely. I like to go for coded ones that work in banks and media houses. We both have a lot to lose if we decide to go wild and loud.

True talk ooo... But how u take dey identity them corporate ones?

Your colleague?