SimeonOTC:
Lol Chaaii.. Memories

I can still remember that day sha . It was one cool and calm saturday. We were still young then. I was still with my parents.. We usually meet each other at a friend's place.

That saturday, she sent her kid sister to call me to meet her at my friend's place. My friend gave us a long chair and excused us. We sat close to each other, gist and laugh.

She came close to me, rest her head on my shoulder and said she was tired. As a sharp guy, I quickly look round the serene environment to ensure no one is looking at us cause am about to make a bad move ... I caught my friend starring at us , he was muting some words "... Hug her! Hug her!, raise her head and kiss her mumu ..."

I gently hug her while her head was still on my shoulder , she smile , I raised her head and then KISSED HER

It was a sweet and awesome experience . I enjoyed every moment with her. We lasted 5years until she gain admission and everything scatter

We are both ex today

Life

Your friend na arranger of life

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT SHE NEVER TOLD ME SHE LOVE ME AND I NEVER TOLD HER I LOVE HER BUT ONE DAY HER BOYFRIEND WAS BEATING HER I CAME PUNCH HIM ON THE NOSE HE FALL THEN SHE CAME HUG ME AND STARTED KISSING ME

fadal:
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT SHE NEVER TOLD ME SHE LOVE ME AND I NEVER TOLD HER I LOVE HER BUT ONE DAY HER BOYFRIEND WAS BEATING HER I CAME PUNCH HIM ON THE NOSE HE FALL THEN SHE CAME HUG ME A ND STARTED KISSING ME

Just like that

FhiBi:

Just like that

YEAH GIRL I WAS SO HAPPY

Dollywood:
How old are you?

29.

Magnoliaa:


29.

Jornwhite done leave in babe, come grab jotter to take note.

pocohantas:
Jornwhite done leave in babe, come grab jotter to take note.

I don't understand?

Magnoliaa:


I don't understand?

He takes note of every comment na. How else would he be armed for his trolling?

pocohantas:


Jornwhite done leave in babe, come grab jotter to take note.

if you subscribe, babe and i can set up a channel in no time, since say naa jornwhite porn dey hungry you

I felt it rain in the desert, I no believe

jornwhite:




if you subscribe, babe and i can set up a channel in no time, since say naa jornwhite porn dey hungry you

Lol. Of all the things in the world? Na to watch porn of you in your stuffy room with rusted blades and pegs lying around? God abeg!

The first day I kiss a Lady it was like I just won a lotto. My level of enthusiasm was very high throughout the week.

minasu190:
I felt it rain in the desert, I no believe

This sounds like a good novel title.

pocohantas:
He takes note of every comment na. How else would he be armed for his trolling?

Sooo, did you mean he's broken up that his babe that prepares ebo for him?

Magnoliaa:


This sounds like a good novel title.



Sooo, did you mean he's broken up that his babe that prepares ebo for him?

He said she dumped him to marry another man. I sha know say no woman can feed the man she loves ebo.

pocohantas:
He said she dumped him to marry another man. I sha know say no woman can feed the man she loves ebo.

Ohhhh. Eyaaaaaaaa. God will hill him. After perambulating House on the Rock.

I sha noticed he's been acting unusually more unhinged lately. Must be the searing heartbreak.

More time and freedom for him to hone his biographer's skills, I guess.

pocohantas:


Lol. Of all the things in the world? Na to watch porn of you in your stuffy room with rusted blades and pegs lying around? God abeg!

she is not evening denying subscribe premium we go upgrade venue ... konji wan kill amazon, i can imagine the cobwebs

jornwhite:



she is not evening denying subscribe premium we go upgrade venue ... konji wan kill amazon, i can imagine the cobwebs

Dude, it would be gross to see you in reality. Thank heavens I have had dinner, you just made my stomach turn.

Lol @konji. Please pick a stand. Earlier today you were so sure mine is fcking me to dump me. You are one confused dolt. No one takes you seriously, not even your supposed gf.

Munzy14:
Weldone! First is usually awesome with that special person.

absolutely

Magnoliaa:


Ohhhh. Eyaaaaaaaa. God will hill him. After perambulating House on the Rock.

I sha noticed he's been acting unusually more unhinged lately. Must be the searing heartbreak.

More time and freedom for him to hone his biographer's skills, I guess.

Isn’t he always unhinged? Person wey them dey serve ebo no fit dey normal na. If jornwhite get correct babe as he claims, you go know. There are things you can’t hide, one is premium loving. Dude is stuck with ebo-mode.

pocohantas:


Dude, it would be gross to see you no in reality. Thank heavens I have had dinner, you just made my stomach turn.

Lol @konji. Please pick a stand. Earlier today you were so sure mine is fcking me to dump me. You are one confused dolt. No one takes you seriously, not even your supposed gf.

Gross indeed but here we are someone willing to pay and watch me kiss my babe ...

If my babe does not take me serious she won't consider us acting porn to save your pathetic boring miserable life sha subscribe 1st

jornwhite:




Gross indeed but here we are someone willing to pay and watch me kiss my babe ...

If my babe does not take me serious she won't consider us acting porn to save your pathetic boring miserable life sha subscribe 1st

No one is willing to pay to even see you. You are just a nasty troll dude. A dumb one at that. Once you are not quoting me, you would be as irrelevant as the p in psychology.

pocohantas:


No one is willing to pay to even see you. You are just a nasty troll dude. A dumb one at that. Once you are not quoting me, you would be as irrelevant as the p in psychology.

dem dey pay to see you, but aunty you dey work four job shift shey you dey whine me nii

pocohantas:


I am not interested in anyone paying to see me. I have someone loke you stalking me for free.

Lol @ 4 shifts. You keep exposing how dull you are. How many hours is a shift, then tell me how one human can work 4 shifts. I have told you to at least get a job and understand the workings. Every time you open your mouth, the ignorance leaves me wondering how you have survived this long without a brain.

so where did you my own advert placement, not surprise you crave trolling it tells how deprived and pathetic your life sucks for attention.

olodo rabata !! all its takes for any living thing to survive is just food & water and if what is like to be intelligent is you i rather be a dullard.
asawo go n subscribe lets help clear your boring cobweb filled life error b4 weekend

Let me think about it

jornwhite:



so where did you my own advert placement, not surprise you crave trolling it tells how deprived and pathetic your life sucks for attention.

olodo rabata !! all its takes for any living thing to survive is just food & water and if what is like to be intelligentis you i rather be a dullard.
asawo go n subscribe lets help clear your boring cobweb filled life error b4 weekend

Your mother is the last asawo you should know. Go home this weekend, spread her legs wide like she did while in active service , then use her ewedu broom to remove the cobwebs there. You never mention your father, so I think he absconded after she tried to pin you on him despite having numerous customers. She needs a good lay.

Magnoliaa:


29.

Hmm. And you're a lady? That's tuff

I mistook the nose for the lips

Dollywood:
Hmm. And you're a lady? That's tuff

Thank you.

Redpillar:



Your mother is the last asawo you should know. Go home this weekend, spread her legs wide like she did while in active service , then use her ewedu broom to remove the cobwebs there. You never mention your father, so I think he absconded after she tried to pin you on him despite having numerous customers. She needs a good lay.

WRITTEN and DIRECTED BY POCOHANTAS, was that suppose to be hard

you don't want your family to see how petty and petulant you are

Tips : to unravel an encrypted asawo badmouth her subtle market, if she insult you only naa civilized asawo, if she insult your mama naa local asawo price her less

jornwhite:




WRITTEN and DIRECTED BY POCOHANTAS, was that suppose to be hard

you don't want your family to see how petty and petulant you are

Tips : to unravel an encrypted asawo badmouth her subtle market, if she insult you only naa civilized asawo, if she insult your mama naa local asawo price her less

Who is pocohantas? Is your mother aware of what you are? I bet she would have made a better choice of a husband. A good father figure would have fixed this mess.

Tips: To unravel the son of a veteran prostitute, he thinks every woman is his mother. Your mama na local ashawo. You were born into this, so you see your mother in everyone.

How far? Did the ewedu broom get the cobwebs out of her legs? Abi you need mopstick? Omo ashawo. Buy her another fake gas cooker, as her customers dey price her less, so she can’t buy one herself.