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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by pocohantas(f): 8:49am On Nov 11, 2022
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Love it!
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Magnoliaa(f): 9:05am On Nov 11, 2022
pocohantas:
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Love it!

Shey na the main topic you just dey comment for now abi watin? grin
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by pocohantas(f): 9:06am On Nov 11, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Shey na the main topic you just dey comment for now abi watin? grin

I dey comment on the person returning insults to jornwhite’s mother. grin
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Magnoliaa(f): 9:07am On Nov 11, 2022
pocohantas:
I dey comment on the person returning insults to jornwhite’s mother. grin

Okay. cheesy

I think say dem ban you ni, lol.
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by pocohantas(f): 9:10am On Nov 11, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Okay. cheesy

I think say dem ban you ni, lol.

Odiegwu. When you want to go hard on them, play their script. cheesy
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Magnoliaa(f): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2022
pocohantas:
Odiegwu. When you want to go hard on them, play their script. cheesy

Ohhhhh.

So that you don't get eventually banned on this account?

Creative. cheesy

I'll make use of that style henceforth. I cannot bear anymore ban on this my account like this.

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 9:51am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Who is pocohantas? Is your mother aware of what you are? I bet she would have made a better choice of a husband. A good father figure would have fixed this mess.

Tips: To unravel the son of a veteran prostitute, he thinks every woman is his mother. Your mama na local ashawo. You were born into this, so you see your mother in everyone.

How far? Did the ewedu broom get the cobwebs out of her legs? Abi you need mopstick? Omo ashawo. Buy her another fake gas cooker, as her customers dey price her less, so she can’t buy one herself. grin grin


Thot you had balls even tho i am fully aware the ones on your chest won't make a tennis egg without adding magnoliaa & folake4u join undecided ... however i refuse to join issues with a meaningless alternate moniker, pocohantas there is nowhere for you to hide, your brain odour will always give you out undecided
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 9:52am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



Thot you had balls even tho i am fully aware the ones on your chest won't make a tennis egg undecided ... however i refuse to join issues with a meaningless alternate moniker, pocohantas there is nowhere for you to hide, your brain odour will always give you out undecided

Omo ashawo. Your mama dey hide? She no still wear lace go party of people with responsible children? Did they pursue her there because of her odour? Fool!

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 9:57am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Omo ashawo. Your mama dey hide? She no still wear lace go party of people with responsible children? Did they pursue her there because of her odour? Fool!


Just say you want to meet my mom, asawo like you sorry such offer are for gurlz with home training and pvssy that still grips wink pele wa ko oni ti e nii waju
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 10:03am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



Just say you want to meet my mom, asawo like you sorry such offer are for gurlz with home training and pvssy that still grips wink pele wa ko oni ti e nii waju

No one wants to meet any member of your family. Person wey born you is of no use to this world. Girl with home training like the one you have been fcking that can shoot porn with u? A family of dunce. No single person get sense from mama to pikin grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 10:08am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


No one wants to meet any member of your family. Person wey born you is of no use to this world. Girl with home training like the one [b]you have been fcking that can shoot porn with u? [/b]A family of dunce grin


seems someones life depended on it, that is what matters.

so its pocohantas alternate afterall, please hold on, yle your request is processing undecided
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 10:11am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



seems someones life depended on it, that is what matters.

so its pocohantas alternate afterall, please hold on, yle your request is processing undecided

Every Nairalander knows your history, it mustn’t be Pocohantas. So tell me again the lady with home training that is fcking you and can shoot porn? Abi is her mother in the same league with your mama? grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 10:26am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Every Nairalander knows your history, it mustn’t be Pocohantas. So tell me again the lady with home training that is fcking you and can shoot porn? Abi is her mother in the same league with your mama? grin


who asked for it, whose boring life need jornwhite porn for resuscitation undecided

poco you know what let your pocohantas moniker cumma tell me that, i get receipt

Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 10:28am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



who asked for it, whose boring life need jornwhite porn for resuscitation undecided

poco you know what let your pocohantas moniker cumma tell me that, i get receipt

Wetin this olodo dey talk? When them tell your mama to rest from ashawo work during pregnancy, she say no. Now they have used prick to poke all your brain. Moomoo

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 10:46am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Wetin this olodo dey talk? When them tell your mama to rest from ashawo work during pregnancy, she say no. Now they have used prick to poke all your brain. Moomoo



I bring to the world, the real pocohantas,

zero home training, or maybe she is just a victim of you can't give what you don't have wink
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 10:56am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:




I bring to the world, the real pocohantas,

zero home training, or maybe she is just a victim of you can't give what you don't have wink

Son of a prostitute. You have been giving what you have, brothel training without a father figure grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 11:00am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Son of a prostitute. You have been giving what you have, brother training without a father figure grin


Now that was all Lame, i feel for you

did your boyfriend UnCloth undecided pele
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:03am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



Now that was all Lame, i feel for you

did your boyfriend UnCloth undecided pele

Yes, in front of your mother. She done position already grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 11:16am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Yes, in front of your mother. She done position already grin


thot you said he had stroke can't lace his shoe, mount or get it up ... so you are the turn off again undecided

when i say pocohantas gave me ED then, many thot it was a joke


Vindication !!!

Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:18am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



thot you said he had stroke can't lace his shoe, mount or get it up ... so you are the turn off again undecided

when i say pocohantas gave me ED then, many thot it was a joke

Your father had stroke? Okay, now it adds up. She had to do ashawo work to feed you. Poco gave you nothing, it is probably genetic. If your father had stroke, yours has started off as ED before it spreads out. Good your babe is okay with shooting porn, she might need it to feed your kids and the cycle continues… grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 11:26am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Your father had stroke? Okay, now it adds up. She had to do ashawo work to feed you. Poco gave you nothing, it is probably genetic. If your father had stroke, yours has started off as ED before it spreads out. Good your babe is okay with shooting porn, she might need it to feed your kids and the cycle continues… grin


conclusion: No matter how glorious any gbola is, it most point down like ada breast at the sight of poco ... all the small gurlz on NL wey start asawo work after you don dey achieve big things like iphone 13, see what aunty is using

Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:28am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



conclusion: No matter how glorious any gbola is, it most point down like ada breast at the sight of poco ... all the small gurlz on NL wey start asawo work after you don dey achieve big things like iphone 13, see what aunty is using

What has your mother achieved? She still had to wait for you to grow and buy her two burner maxi cooker. But at least you didn’t starve to death

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:29am On Nov 11, 2022
You think say everybody na Poco? You go cry blood today, after that, you find broom and clear cobwebs from your mama toto. grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Nobody: 11:31am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:
You think say everybody na Poco? You go cry blood today, after that, you find broom and clear cobwebs from your mama toto. grin

bro wot guy kiss u? name please?
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:32am On Nov 11, 2022
DaddyCK:


bro wot guy kiss u? name please?

I am not gay dude. Maybe jornwhite is.

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 11:40am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


I am not gay dude. Maybe jornwhite is.



Pocohantas want to subscribe for my porn, is that not an achievement, mama just need to know her son is now a star wink

and i pray your mom effort on your only brother tew won't be in vain, god wey do my own go answer your mama with fire
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:44am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:




Pocohantas want to subscribe for my porn, is that not an achievement, mama just need to know her son is now a star wink

and i pray your mom effort on your only brother tew won't be in vain, god wey do my own go answer your mama with fire

Heya, so you can be in pains like this?

She should know her son is her male version with a daughter in-law that shoots porn too. The apple doesn’t fall fa from the tree na. Why wouldn’t she see you as a star? No be there her brain reach? Children take intelligence from their mothers na. grin

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 11:50am On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Heya, so you can be in pains like this?

She should know her son is her male version with a daughter in-law that shoots porn too. The apple doesn’t fall fa from the tree na. Why winkwouldn’t she see you as a star? No be there her brain reach? Children take intelligence from their mothers na. grin


its all good as long as you are a representation of your mom tew wink

Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Redpillar(m): 11:55am On Nov 11, 2022
jornwhite:



its all good as long as you are a representation of your mom tew wink

Of course, men have a way of mirroring their mothers. You didn’t update me on the cobweb eradication in your mother’a toto. E gree come out? cry

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Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by jornwhite: 12:06pm On Nov 11, 2022
Redpillar:


Of course, men have a way of mirroring their mothers. You didn’t update me on the cobweb eradication in your mother’a toto. E gree come out? cry


such romantic explanation are only meant for pocohantas ears, she knows where to find me when she is ready. ciao
Re: What Was Your First Kiss Like? by Dollywood(m): 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Thank you.

Lmaooooo. That wasn't a compliment.

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