Marriage is BILLING and BILLING

1. Your spouse will have your back- two are better than one if you marry the right person
2. Mother in laws or in laws drama can be a factor if you do not set healthy boundaries.
3. Never discuss your spouse weakness, flaws to your parents , siblings or relativew,- they will alway take your side and look at your spouse as the bad one.
4. You cannot go out like before you were single. You must tell your spouse or involve spouse.
5. Sex is very important- u must have time for sex. Children will not allow to you to have sex like before so you must be creative.

If you married your wife for the sole purpose of argument, don't be surprised when she drops a pot of hot soup on your head.

Omo comments from this threa makes me laugh � I swear

SMJay:
What is the brutal truth about life after marriage?

It's purely a business relationship between the man and the woman, the kids are the business.

Anyone who works with a different concept of marriage will lose out big time

She will deny you sex if you don't make her happy...

Wotoporiously speaking

It's a two way street, not a one way street

You'll soon begin to miss being single and realized it an overhyped arrangement to trap you into financial higihaga, social quagmire and psychological bugaboo.

ibkayee:
Not being able to sleep diagonally on the bed anymore

This is what my problem is

Somebody always want to cuddle you and make your hand uncomfortable

is not easy honestly ��

Marriage is not easy
Marry someone who's ready to stand with you. Someone who is ready to help you achieve ur dream. Marry a woman that see things in same view as you.
As the head of the house be ready for challenges. Yeah, no marriage is perfect... No person is perfect so don't be surprise if there's little changes in ur partner be mature enough to handle the situation.
Lastly, communication is the key to every relationship. It for better for worst so don't be ashame to share secret, don't keep things from each other it do cause a lot of misunderstanding in marriage. Let your wife/ husband be ur best pal

She will turn tiger in the house especially after giving you a child.

faithfull18:
If you marry the right one who truly understands what marriage is about, truly loves God and keeps his commands, doesn't cheat or sleep around, is 100% honest and transparent about everything, is diligent and you both can work together to achieve common goals, you will enjoy heaven on earth

This.

You discocover that there's no
such thing that is called marriage cos
you've paired up with your arch enemy.

It is that if it is not founded on foundation of truth, it will boomerang. God should be the basis of every marriage.
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CaveAdullam:
1. The chances of achieving your goal become impossible or ultra slim.

2. As a father you will hardly have time for yourself because you are bothered about family bills.

3. Your only joy as a father is that your kids are healthy, intelligent, and becoming responsible.

4. As a father, the love your family has for you is predicated on the magnitude of your food storage and the depth of your pocket.

5. As a father when things go sour, the respect from nuclear and extended family plummets.

6. As a mother, you must serve your husband and children. You don't have time for vacations or rest.

7. As a father you will have at least one child that will behave in such a manner that it is as if he/she hates the family and wants to ruin the family name intentionally.

8. As a father only loyalty to your vows will keep you from infidelity because your wife will become boring by the day. Ditto for the mother.

9. The flames that run the marriage don't burn on their own. To keep the marriage fresh and the union alive the husband and wife must fan the flames.

10. As a father you'll one day be shocked and remain long-standing with mouth wide open, eyes gazing far when you are being asked "what have you done for me that you are using to boast".

11. As a mother you'll be expected to lead and provide even though it is not within your jurisdiction.

Marriage is a dreadful but enjoyable journey and must only be engaged by men and women who will be accountable and deliberate enough to hold to their specific marriage vows. Because marriage is the building block of civilization. The man and woman must be buoyant in the financial, physical, and spiritual angles (not religious) with no emotional baggage.

Thanks.

Shit! you just described QUANTUM MECHANICS

xynerise:

This is what my problem is

Somebody always want to cuddle you and make your hand uncomfortable

Lool

faithfull18:
If you marry the right one who truly understands what marriage is about, truly loves God and keeps his commands, doesn't cheat or sleep around, is 100% honest and transparent about everything, is diligent and you both can work together to achieve common goals, you will enjoy heaven on earth

My lady, please stop, is there anyone who is 100% honest...

jelel6:


This brought back memories and got me hysterical.

I was very recently close to a girl for about a year, not romantically but quite close and good friends. Naturally, we both did help each other out as our capacity permits.

We had a week-long quarrel once and as we both sat down to talk things through, she said with a straight face that I don't ever help her with a particular "issue". worse thing, she said that in passing without any prompt from me. I was so shocked I said goodnight and went to sleep. I just had to pretend that was never said so we could both move on.

Guess what cause our initial quarrel? At the course of me helping her with THAT same particular "issue". Something I've been helping with every now and then for over 8 months. Rude awakening!

I was shocked. I thought I was in cuckooland. I don't easily get flustered but she easily did got me that day. It'd much easier for you to convince me 2 + 2 = 0 than make me understand why she said what she said.

I can only imagine how a married man (woman? hardly) must feel if their loving wife just bloat out "what have you ever done for me?" in the middle of an argument.

Our sisters, and wifeys them, that are guilty of the above in the heat of the moment, why Una dey yarn that talk. I would truly like to know?

You should've reminded her of all the ones you've done for her before.


@bolded, we're naturally entitled beings.

frozen70:


Finance is not the major problem of marriage, the main problem is the attitude of the person you are married to

finance will her/ his best attitude

Marry your friend and never married a cheater if you want to live long. Marry a true christian

The pussy gets worn out more and more with each passing day.

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ibkayee:
Not being able to sleep diagonally on the bed anymore

Are you married now?
How time flies on nairaland

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Konjiboii:



Are you married now?
How time flies on nairaland

Yup

Richy4:


I have zero idea that u can quote scriptures

Wait let me check the moniker that forced scriptures out of your mouth, this is not ordinary

I was just trying to explain what marriage really is.

ibkayee:

Yup

You seem happy, good for you.

Konjiboii:



You seem happy, good for you.

Thank you

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