IyaebeTheGreat:
I followed my friend to a deeper life church and the agbaya pastor sent me home because of my dressing saying it was too short.

Hope you are cured by now?
Get well soon pls.

Fighter2029:
It was during one of the canonical visitation by our then bishop,I bought a digital camera then and wanted to take photos of our bishop, wasn't good at using the camera,the first time I went to take his picture, Bishop posed very well for me to take his picture,I was flashing him the camera without knowing that my fingers were covering the lens, Bishop waited till after church when he was going out with other clergy men and I went to take his picture again still covering my camera lens,Man gave me correction by giving me the biggest knock of my life on my head before the whole congregation, whatever desire that I had to become a photographer was killed that very moment being an introvert and having to find myself in such awkward situation with almost all the church members looking at me,even my bestie then laughed generational wickedness out of me.Odili Okeke, your correction was too harsh on innocent me.

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You should be grateful he knocked stupidity off your life. Maybe that's what he's led to do..hence He did it to the best of his ability.

[quote author=SMARTMOTORS post=122691640]During offering, Everyone way dey my roll comot finish only me remain..shishi I no carry!.... I nearly win disappear![this experience can be so embarrassing ehn]

Wawelexy:
Came out as a first timer in one particular church that I seldomly go cos of freebies, never knew one usher would recognise me cos I thought I had attended the church long ago... The lady acted like a monitoring spirit, told me the colour of clothes I wore the last time I came, and that I also came with a friend, that she was the one who attended to us by writing down our names.... Omo I remain dumb....last last dem still give me fried rice and Miranda.. This was during school days.

😂

LMAO.quote author=DesChyko post=122691597]I was young then, say about 6 years or so.

It was during our Catechism class, a lot of children were seated in the hall, with a few adults standing around, managing us. I think I either zoned out or didn't hear clearly but I heard the teacher at the front say "Who can give us a poem?"

My hand shot up immediately and I was summoned up the aisle. I took the microphone and screamed "Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been??" My God. The speed with which the teacher snatched the microphone from me and the heavy laughter that followed from all corners gave me that "I don jones" vibe.

He put one hand on my back to push me gently so I can start walking down and off the stage when he said "Not that type, God poem! God poem!!"

The walk to my seat long Gaan.. The eyes, the laughter, the pity on some faces.. My God 🚶🏾‍♂️[/quote]

Fighter2029:
It was during one of the canonical visitation by our then bishop,I bought a digital camera then and wanted to take photos of our bishop, wasn't good at using the camera,the first time I went to take his picture, Bishop posed very well for me to take his picture,I was flashing him the camera without knowing that my fingers were covering the lens, Bishop waited till after church when he was going out with other clergy men and I went to take his picture again still covering my camera lens,Man gave me correction by giving me the biggest knock of my life on my head before the whole congregation, whatever desire that I had to become a photographer was killed that very moment being an introvert and having to find myself in such awkward situation with almost all the church members looking at me,even my bestie then laughed generational wickedness out of me.Odili Okeke, your correction was too harsh on innocent me.

This one na lie.

deavicky:
how much are the item.

Well, I feel embarrassed to say it but I have no choice as I suffer the guilty conscience of owing the church.
Just #1,300 oo. Thanks

TradingGod:

I see you rejoicing next crossover service

Amen oo, I claim it with the Almighty Jesus' authority.

And I appeal for jobs from anyone blessed with spare job spots that can help sustain a family man...

I am an NCE holder but performs well in music production and broadcast. I can as well flourish in other positions such as poultry management, hotel management, social media handler, sound engineer, factory supervisor, and skills in organization management if opportuned and promises to be a loyal servants commited to trust.

Thanks all as I wait on God to be rescued

aloma007:


Well, I feel embarrassed to say it but I have no choice as I suffer the guilty conscience of owing the church.
Just #1,300 oo. Thanks

send ur account let me send u the money so u can keep going to church

Christ embassy is the worse, go and ask. For avoidance of doubt a trial will convince you

Torpedo23:



And I thought CAC pastors and evangelists were the meanest when it comes to fleecing church members of their hard earned money. . Since the 90s, you no pay peren, na shame be your own.

deavicky:
sent u little thing

Confirmed boss, thanks and God bless you and replenish your pocket. I promise I shall return to the church.
God raise you high sir

deavicky:
sent u little thing

God bless you so much.

Adebisi0070:
Please don't laugh.... I remember so many years ago in church, it was a vigil. I was sleeping and the next thing I heard was "come out"....

I came out and everyone was laughing, it was then I knew that those that were asked to come out, were those who are pregnant, and those expecting the fruit of the womb... I was so embarrassed...

My seat became far from the pulpit, in my mind.. Fada lurd let the ground just swallow me. Kai.

Please share your experience

service was going on wen pastor send someone to wake me up