EngGandalf:
■ I don’t have delusions Junkie.. I live in reality… you’re an hypocrite.. you’re saying you’ve never thought you’re better than someone? Or you’ve never left a girl coz of something/trait you dont like in her? Nigga you’re the one who needs counseling. Bloody JUNKIE

LOL... see delusions clear as day for Pete's sake!

Lol. That was a good laugh.

Goodlady:
There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.

Awww...well, you look decent. Maybe you're a good girl, I don't know.

Kobojunkiee:
That only makes sense inside your mind.

OK naa, keep on deceiving yourself.

Kobojunkiee:
Same as it is unjust for someone with a body count of 20 and mileage of over 1000 to expect an innocent woman to accept him like he is, abi? Cause from where I sit, it is both males and females suffering all of that together.

Don't be stupid. There's a whole world of difference between the hole and the pole.

Fulgur:
■ Don't be stupid. There's a whole world of difference between the hole and the pole.

That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more.

Kobojunkiee:
That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more.

You may not be familiar with this handle of mine but don't get perplexed when I say you're same o' junkie whose beliefs have no bearing with reality.

A hole and a pole is never the same. Whether you like it or not. Finer girls are still getting married off as 2nd and 3rd wives till the end of time.

Fulgur:
■You may not be familiar with this handle of mine but don't get perplexed when I say you're same o' junkie whose beliefs have no bearing with reality.

A hole and a pole is never the same. Whether you like it or not. Finer girls are still getting married off as 2nd and 3rd wives till the end of time.

Again, That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more.

Na why all of una never marry.

Kobojunkiee:
Again, That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more.

You're the only woman I know who maintain the same weed mix for more than a decade.

Fulgur:
■ You're the only woman I know who maintain the same weed mix for more than a decade.

Again, That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more.

Goodlady:

So I should go and clean house on first day of visit.
If it's my house that was dirty like that, will he clean it on first day of visit?
Haven't you boys learned about first impression?

You've done nothing wrong. Well within your rights and highly understandable. What I don't understand is why this should be made public.

udede:
Leaving a guy because he presses his toothpaste from the middle, i was expecting you to say that he pressed your boobs like toothpaste.

Kobojunkiee:
Again, That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more.

Your idea that your hole is same as a pole has got you stuck in a rut for years. No partner whatsoever. Keep the delusions and koke going.

Fulgur:
■ Your idea that your hole is same as a pole has got you stuck in a rut for years. No partner whatsoever. Keep the delusions and koke going.

Again, That idea wey you carry so for your tincan works only inside of that container. In the outside world, all that na the same flesh and hormones and nothing more

Allahkaduna homeboys dishing out what they know best on nairaland

Person say she no do again, dem begin talk about body counts , like dem fit do without women for their lives , same NL boys wey dey advise married men to get side chicks ...

Well ,online dey different from reality, everybody holy for online ..

I no no say dick dey gum woman body .

descarado:

Clean freaks with a little ocd do.

Hmmn I see

Goodlady:
There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.

So you better pass am abi you dated him because you wanted free Bread.. as e no work for you go find person wen dey fry buns and egg roll .. Yeye dey smell.

If you no get experience, no mess with policeman and woman o.
Wetin concern how you Press toothpaste with illiteracy.
Shakara go sup as he don dey treat you like a month old child.
Frustrated fellow.

Goodlady:

So I should go and clean house on first day of visit.
If it's my house that was dirty like that, will he clean it on first day of visit?
Haven't you boys learned about first impression?

Shut the fcck up!

You went to his house to do what in the first place? Watch tom and Jerry?

He knack you abi he no knack? A knacked pussy cannot be unknacked. So why lamenting in frustrations here? Did he forced you to come over for a Hot knack if you never wanted it? E-diiot

Kk4:
Nigerian men no dey fail to dissappoint.
OP point out alot of red flags and most replies are focusing on the toothpaste and body count.
As a guy, if you are not organise and hygienic, you never ready date proper not to talk of marriage. Nne don't lower your standards because you want to be with a man.

Thank God for sensible males. They can never take corrections. Very incorrigible. Next thing is to advise themselves to make money and 7 women would be theirs.

If you are showing us the toothpaste..abeg what about his toothbrush too?

Let us know if he's actually chewing that one like chewing stick too

The best clergy in the world may not help you out of this condition.

You may end up paying for sex or marry the dirtiest man when age finally go out of your way.

rolams:
The best clergy in the world may not help you out of this condition. You may end up paying for sex or marry the dirtiest man when age finally go out of your way.

That mostly happens in fairy tales, stories that are typically made up to scare people. Usually, people tend to decide for themselves what they want and have the freedom to leave when they have had enough.

Goodlady:
There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.

All these local babes forming ajebo on nairaland. Don't worry, your time is coming. Keep enjoying your 20s.

StrongAlphMale:


Shut the fcck up!

You went to his house to do what in the first place? Watch tom and Jerry?

He knack you abi he no knack? A knacked pussy cannot be unknacked. So why lamenting in frustrations here? Did he forced you to come over for a Hot knack if you never wanted it? E-diiot

Receive brain. He invited me to his house not for sex. I was there to see him cos he said he's a baker working from home.
You no get life

That was how Daa Agnes turned to Evening Paper (EP) , now she is 48 years old, single and still searching . Don't worry, see you, see Sister Mono , it will soon hit you like arthritis then you will commence Wednesday Services without delay .




There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.[/quote]

OP got OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) period!

But I like my woman ad specific as the OP

Who in Hell Presses the toothpaste from the middle

Goodlady:

Receive brain. He invited me to his house not for sex. I was there to see him cos he said he's a baker working from home.
You no get life

These stupid guys only think about sex. They've got nothing to offer.

Goodlady:
There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.

keep looking for ur type around till u go develop the habit of finding mr perfect and it becomes a mirage to you....and you enter old age.....

that how many of you behave and again you are neither better then he is when it comes to matters ....learn how to know someone deeper then this....

Kobojunkiee:
That mostly happens in fairy tales, stories that are typically made up to scare people. Usually, people tend to decide for themselves what they want and have the freedom to leave when they have had enough.

Ok ooo!