^Ogbeni, you've given too much away already, emi gan yi keke ati taya.

Laff wan scatter my brain o

Katsumoto:

You are not very clear; have you upgraded your rear? It appears that you are saying that you have upgraded your rear but you still want more upgrades??  So the Intel that OAM4J received might be correct afterall just that you are being an Oliver twist. I stand by my original assessment; greed dey worry you.  

U kip halaring greed,bros is it ur money? As marra of fact ama add a vijazzle to d list (yes I want bling bling all over my   )

Katsumoto:

The bigger the berra is not good; I am sure all the guys in the house can testify to that. We only have two hands; no guy wants to have to employ various equipment to be able to part the sea (I hope you catch my drift) before conquering new territory.   Leave it as it is

Emmmh Mr oga no 1 gets ur drift o,I think its only u dat likes BONENILETS!.Okay I strike a deal pay half of the bill and u can have a feel of the thickness,am sure u wud b more dan grateful to endorse in a mission dat wud liv u sweating like someone protesting in d Sahara desert.

Katsumoto:

Are you suggesting that you want dudes to be able to jump up and down on your Bakassi like a kid in a bouncy castle? Mo gbe  

No b crime nau am only bringing bck priceless childhood memories,am sure dudes won't mind reflecting on dose gracious moments.

Katsumoto link=topic=816612.msg99294 16#msg9929416 date=1326137178:

What game do people play with sticks and tires  Sticks and tires? do little boys/girls in your area burn thieves?  

Osanobua see dis Panasa ooo,stop forming jare I go unleash the rest oo,infact let me add one more to d list.Didn't you make paper planes bck then,reports had it dat u were one of dose kids who wud rush over to stand on top of d dining table trying to dive with it shouting (Piaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!!!!!)pretending u were doing a take off.Oh boi learn to embrace ur ajepako lifestyle its labelled trendy nowadays

@Oam4
Wot is "Itelorun",emmh can I have d swahili version plueeeeeseeee.

Idowuogbo abikere leti, to ba nsun lo asi ma jato

Mehn, i had way too much fun as a child

naijababe:

^Ogbeni, you've given too much away already, emi gan yi keke ati taya.

Laff wan scatter my brain o

Why is this Naijababe always feeling very smart. Over-smartness dey kill o.
What is that in bold? keke ati taya!!!! is that like toko taya?

Idowuogbo:

U kip halaring greed,bros is it your money? As marra of fact ama add a vijazzle to d list (yes I want bling bling all over my   )

Not my money; sorry o. U want bling all over ur ? just don't put it where it can cut a guys tongue.

Idowuogbo:


Emmmh Mr oga no 1 gets your drift o,I think its only u dat likes BONENILETS!.Okay I strike a deal pay half of the bill and u can have a feel of the thickness,am sure u wud b more dan grateful to endorse in a mission dat wud liv u sweating like someone protesting in d Sahara desert.

How can I have a feel of the thickness? I hope you are not suggesting that I pay half the bill and just cup a feel like a 13 yr old? not funny Is it in touching that the chap would be sweating or is there more

Idowuogbo:

Osanobua see dis Panasa ooo,stop forming jare I go unleash the rest oo,infact let me add one more to d list.Didn't you make paper planes bck then,reports had it dat u were one of dose kids who wud rush over to stand on top of d dining table trying to dive with it shouting (Piaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!!!!!)pretending u were doing a take off.Oh boi learn to embrace your ajepako lifestyle its labelled trendy nowadays

This gal sure had/has a lot of experience. But most kids made/make paper airplanes; I don't know about jumping from the dinning table though. lol

Katsumoto:

Why is this Naijababe always feeling very smart. Over-smartness dey kill o.
What is that in bold? keke ati taya!!!! is that like toko taya?

Oluwa o, dis guy na real ajebo.

Keke - as in bicycle wheel; taya = tire

Kats what is over-smartness? i no sabi engrish o. I be omo mushin so come down to my level abeg, abi u wan try to sell me in engrish ni?

naijababe:

Kats what is over-smartness? i no sabi engrish o. I be omo mushin so come down to my level abeg, abi u wan try to sell me in engrish ni?

Oversmartness = Awori chick and her one liners.

Kats!!!!!!! no one even writes Katsumoto any more. These naija peeps sef.

“#OCCUPYNigeria Atlanta will, on Wed,January 11, protest at the Nigeria Consulate, 8060 Roswell Road, Atlanta, GA 30350. 9am-5pm”

Hmm

Looks like my people are seriously still protesting

People are angry o

Katsumoto:

Oversmartness = Awori chick and her one liners.

Kats!!!!!!! no one even writes Katsumoto any more. These naija peeps sef.

I think we should be calling you [b]kasu [/b]sef That sounds more naija

Protest gini,guy I dey my yard dey subsidy correct Jonny Owerri .

Has any1 sin Katangura aka kasu

OAM4J:

Looks like my people are seriously still protesting

People are angry o


I think we should be calling you [b]kasu [/b]sef That sounds more naija

See this yeye Orange Juice guy. Kasu ko Kasumu ni.

Idowuogbo:

Protest gini,guy I dey my yard dey subsidy correct Jonny Owerri .

Has any1 sin Katangura aka kasu

Which one be jonny Owerri (can it be Johnny Walker)? O mu ti ni gal yi sha.

Egba mi, Katangura as well. Ok, don't think I can't find you in that small Island you live in.


Kilode

The occupy movement needs a charismatic leader to turn the occupy into a revolution against corrupt practices. I think the protests will fizzle out in the next few days and not much would have been achieved.

May I suggest you hire a foreign mercenary revolutionist similar to how Che helped turn the Cuban revolution. I know quite a few who would do it for free. Dem plenty for my side.

This girl put a smile on my face.

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I missed these occupy protests in two countries - they always started protesting the day I left so I had to Occupy in mid air for both cases.

@ Kazza brotha from anutha motha. . . . .

Pics of ere igi ati taya

link 1

link 2

Seems even awon[i] ajebota oyinbo [/i]too played the game.

@ naijababe

Welcome to the players den

PS - I'm just a gatekeeper to stop them from attacking defenceless folk.

Katsumoto:

See this yeye Orange Juice guy. Kasu ko Kasumu ni. 

In fact Kasumu is your name from now on.  Lagbara awon to laiye, lagbara awon Iya, eyi to mo yi, aro a ro mo. Ase!

Kilode

The occupy movement needs a charismatic leader to turn the occupy into a revolution against corrupt practices. I think the protests will fizzle out in the next few days and not much would have been achieved.

May I suggest you hire a foreign mercenary revolutionist similar to how Che helped turn the Cuban revolution. I know quite a few who would do it for free. Dem plenty for my side. 

Honestly I hope it wont just fizzle out like that . I sincerely wish Nigerians can seize the opportunity to demand for the structural changes we need. This is more than just subsidy removal.

Katsumoto:

This girl put a smile on my face.

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I was moved when I first saw it too. 

debosky:

I missed these occupy protests in two countries - they always started protesting the day I left so I had to Occupy in mid air for both cases.

@ Kazza brotha from anutha motha. . . . .

Pics of ere igi ati taya

link 1

link 2

Seems even awon[i] ajebota oyinbo [/i]too played the game.

@ naijababe

Welcome to the players den

PS - I'm just a gatekeeper to stop them from attacking defenceless folk.

 Is that so? Na me u wan turn to mugu abi? You lie, iro lopa  

Where is Isale gan2?

I hope she has not been occupied  


Olaaaa . . . Olaaaaa ooooo. . . hmnnnnnn. . . Where is my sister o? It's occupy Nigeria not occupy Isale o  

naijababe:

 Is that so? Na me u wan turn to mugu abi? You lie, iro lopa  

Emi ke? Iro ti ba 2011 re le.

My middle name is Otito in 2012

debosky:

Emi ke? Iro ti ba 2011 re le.

My middle name is Otito in 2012

Debo! Debo!! Debo!!! How many times i don call u so, i look like mugu to you?

You look like an applicant for a spot in the Players' Hall of Fame.

Honestly and frankly speaking I am just a gatekeeper.

Applicant ke? Omo, u dey yawa me small small o. I am retired player, mate

Ah ok. . . you want to come out of retirement like Henry?

No thank you sir! My Oga vo vex

naijababe:

No thank you sir! My Oga vo vex

It appears you are missing the game. You definitely want to come out of retirement to be a bit part player.

debosky:

I missed these occupy protests in two countries - they always started protesting the day I left so I had to Occupy in mid air for both cases.

@ Kazza brotha from anutha motha. . . . .

Pics of ere igi ati taya

link 1

link 2

Seems even awon[i] ajebota oyinbo [/i]too played the game.

Oh, the tire and stick game from the ancient times.

OAM4J:

Where is Isale gan2?

I hope she has not been occupied  

Olaaaa . . . Olaaaaa ooooo. . . hmnnnnnn. . . Where is my sister o? It's occupy Nigeria not occupy Isale o  

Isale is a communist; I am sure she is presently negotiating with commie forces to send troops to occupy naija. I kid you not.

But we can't also rule out Prof Ola occupying isale gan gan with some english lessons, koboko in hand (porn intended).

OAM4J:

In fact Kasumu is your name from now on.  Lagbara awon to laiye, lagbara awon Iya, eyi to mo yi, aro a ro mo. Ase!

I am going to tell you a bit about me today since you think you can scare me with all these talk about Irunmole, aiye, and things.

Mo ti ba awon agba jeun. In my family, there are Ifa worshippers, Roman Catholics, Santeria and Candomble ardent worshippers. I am covered on all fronts. Don't try me or I will attack you on all fronts. Gba bi mo ti so. I will tell you why I have read all books published by Wande Abimbola, Babatunde Lawal, Eliade, and Mae Menininha do Gantois as well as visiting/worshipping,

Naijababe - E ki lo fun man yi.

Katsumoto:

Mo ti ba awon agba jeun. In my family, there are Ifa worshippers, Roman Catholics, Santeria and Candomble ardent worshippers. I am covered on all fronts. Don't try me or I will attack you on all fronts. Gba bi mo ti so. I will tell you why I have read all books published by Wande Abimbola, Babatunde Lawal, Eliade, and Mae Menininha do Gantois as well as visiting/worshipping,

Naijababe - E ki lo fun man yi.

Yeye, if you like go and learn about Osanyin, then learn about Osun, Orunmila, Sango, Ogun, Oya ati bebe lo, you will always be an ara ile awo. Omo awo is different from ara ile awo.

A ki nfi omo ore bo ore. Abinibi yato si ability. . . Go figure!

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Fear don dey catch you; no worry, you be my padi. Just be careful because if I vex, I fit ,

lol 

You go fear fear if awon iya just decide to 'fa e leti', cos that might mean your 'sontin' failing in the presence of battle for like 6 months or your sontin stand gidigba for 3 months even when there are no battles to fight  

OAM4J:

lol 

You go fear fear if awon iya just decide to 'fa e leti', cos that might mean your 'sontin' failing in the presence of battle for like 6 months or your sontin stand gidigba for 3 months even when there are no battles to fight  

Ehhhhhh, ehhhhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhhhh
I have warned you before about this 'sontin' failing o. After my eyes, that is the most valuable and useful part/thing. I no dey yoke o. If it fail for one sec, I will chop yours off with one of my blades. Take your time o; a word is enough for the wise.

Awon ara Epetedo, e ki lo fun omo yin o.

Stand gidigba for like 3 months ke!!! na sex offenders register go be the end result of that one.

lol You need to offer a sacrifice to appease the gods

Kilode, here is one I made earlier: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-367394.64.html#msg5198241

As per why I go go child carnival? See these yeye bankers, economists, engineers and co. Make I teach una strategy.

Apart from living in the centre of the carnival and the aroma of the food, una think pikin dey go carnival on im own? Who una think go bring pikin come carnival?

You know how many senior sisters and single mothers wey go dey there and happy to get an 18 year old ?  Shior!

Una no know the value of a business venture based on the Parent (Holding) Company assets and how markets with few competitors can be very attractive. And then how to invest, back then, with injection of capital.

She said she was going to do her nails, I figured, there would not be more than 6 nail-designing shops within walking vicinity of that 100 sq metres, so it would be worth giving it a shot just looking if she was still in any of them before I give up. So I walked around and went from street to street looking for any nail-designing shops. Luckily in the second street I checked 150 metres away I saw her head backing the window reading a mag

You recognized the back of her head from 150M? After seeing her for just a few mins?

You wanted to visit all 6 nail shops?

Walahi, o ti ya were koja "be careful"

Katsumoto, yes charismatic leaders are needed to lead this, but we don't trust the spaniards. 

We don't need mercenaries, for now. Dokubo's theatrics notwithstanding.

Point is well taken though. I'm sure they're working on it.

Katsumoto:

This girl put a smile on my face.

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This is why we struggle. Join us. We might need your bushido blade. Corrupt Looters have very tough skin.