OAM4J and Kats

Sagamite:

Kilode, here is one I made earlier: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-367394.64.html#msg5198241

As per why I go go child carnival? See these yeye bankers, economists, engineers and co. Make I teach una strategy.

Apart from living in the centre of the carnival and the aroma of the food, una think pikin dey go carnival on im own? Who una think go bring pikin come carnival?

You know how many senior sisters and single mothers wey go dey there and happy to get an 18 year old ?  Shior!

Una no know the value of a business venture based on the Parent (Holding) Company assets and how markets with few competitors can be very attractive. And then how to invest, back then, with injection of capital.

Sagamite, I no gree. Which kind of strategy be that? You go dey follow gal wey dey look after little kids about.

Which serious players goes to carnival on a Sunday to talk to gals saddled with looking after little kids when you can be grinding girls on the Monday dancing to 'Big Belly Man'?

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Can you do this below on a Sunday?

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All you can get on Sunday na digits; on Monday you can get digits and more.

^
Oga Japospaniard is that your vacation video?

Kilode?!:

^
Oga Japospaniard is that your vacation video?

Its not me o. I have never been to the carnival in me life. Was that a lie?

I have heard that the crowds go wild when they play 'dance with the big belly man'.

Katsumoto:

Its not me o. I have never been to the carnival in me life. Was that a lie?

I have heard that the crowds go wild when they play 'dance with the big belly man'.

Haha. Lie

I heard you never miss carnival. Wielding your "blade" at hysterical young girls.

Oga E lo jawo la'pon ti o yo

Katsumoto:

Sagamite, I no gree. Which kind of strategy be that? You go dey follow gal wey dey look after little kids about.

Which serious players goes to carnival on a Sunday to talk to gals saddled with looking after little kids when you can be grinding girls on the Monday dancing to 'Big Belly Man'?

Can you do this below on a Sunday?

All you can get on Sunday na digits; on Monday you can get digits and more. 

Look at this man.

Person no dey grind, na digits noni.

Then you go come increase the level of National Child Tax Credit noni.

Then do it all again in the jungle of Monday carnival noni. 

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Sagamite:

Look at this man.

Person no dey grind, na digits noni.

Then you go come increase the level of National Child Tax Credit noni.

Then do it all again in the jungle of Monday carnival noni. 

[size=5pt]Official disclaimer: All activities aforementioned were strictly during teenage years. I am born again now. It is to be clear that any women coming to try and claim child support for events that are now history will get in return a full denial. "It wasn't me".[/size]

Professor Emeritus of Womentology

@ Saga and Kasumu

Softly softly o . . . Thank God me am too clean to attend all those kind of carnivals and do all those palongo dances.

Me I only dance to Ebenezer obey Miliki songs, the "bobo bi o le, jo sa ma mi" style

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OAM4Jollification,

Where is Isale? What did you do to her?

Has she been occupied? Who occupied her?

^ Ask Katsumoto and Ola one o

One of them must have occupied her. I hope she has not been occupied for 9 months sha

I read somewhere that a lot of "occupying" went on during this last protest., Well there will many 'celebrations' during the Independence celebration

^
Lol. I suspect Oga Ola Ola

Anyway, they can't hide it forever, "occupation" results must show at the end. Last last by Oct 1

Kilode?!:

^
Lol. I suspect Oga Ola Ola

Anyway, they can't hide it forever, "occupation" results must show at the end. Last last by Oct 1

Friday blues abi?

I think she is the one that called this radio show for advice to satisfy Oga Ola.

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^lol

That one na serious serious heavy cussing menh

OAM4J:

^lol 

That one na serious serious heavy cussing menh 

Me uh Cougar, a Jaguar, a Everygar!

Obnoxious? You can use all of dem blodclat words wey yuh wan use like yuh ah made girl, well mi ah tell yuh is my man dem looove me when mi obnokamicious.

Mi a hava husband and ma husband luv mi.

Mi a have man too and my husband know dat. A fi me ah good and dem have to share it.

Bomborasclat call!

Haung up, haung up. Before mi done you, blodclot.

I will done you blodclat on da radio.

Haung up the pussyclot phone.

^

I know you'll like that part. Ashawo 

Me uh Cougar, me ah Jaguar, me ah Everygar

My ______ Good!

ROFL 



Dayuum!

Kilode?!:

^

I know you'll like that part. Ashawo 

ROFL 

Dayuum!

If I see this type woman, I go pick race.

Who wan get injured.

Kilode?!:

OAM4Jollification,

Where is Isale? What did you do to her?

Has she been occupied? Who occupied her?

OAM4J:

^ Ask Katsumoto and Ola one o

One of them must have occupied her. I hope she has not been occupied for 9 months sha

I read somewhere that a lot of "occupying" went on during this last protest., Well there will many 'celebrations' during the Independence celebration

Sagamite:

I think she is the one that called this radio show for advice to satisfy Oga Ola.

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Oga Kilode?!, abeg ask Ajanlekoko oo. He likes to dey visit Isale's Uni.

Lip sealed oo.

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Sagamite:

I think she is the one that called this radio show for advice to satisfy Oga Ola.

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You looking for trouble Saggy

That is a bad arse lady

u kno if u mek da p, y quint

u sound like a big intelligent woman to me and u dont sound like u can mek ya p, y quint

u should mek ya p, y quint man

ne neva hia bout de kegel? u quint man, u quint the p, y pon de body

no man eva stay with u if dont mek de p, y quint man

all men are dogs, all men are dogs

its just dat som on dem are well trained.


lol

Sagamite:

If I see this type woman, I go pick race.

Who wan get injured.

So na only mouth u get? U see action, u pick race.

rumer-will:



We all need encouragement from time to time. Sometimes, like David, we just need to "command" our own soul to "be encouraged." However, at times we need a little help outside of ourselves. This may be in simply spending time with God, or in His Word. At other times, what we really need is a shoulder to cry on. We "comfort others with the comfort wherewith we ourselves have been comforted of God," Paul says. And "the hand cannot say to the foot, I have no need of thee." We need each other.
Thus, God has provided for all our needs in:: (1) Scripture; (2) prayer; and (3) the Body of Christ. This site provides all three, via Bible Studies; a chat room and a bulletin board for posting prayer.

Ta la won o?

Katsumoto:


You looking for trouble Saggy

That is a bad arse lady

u kno if u mek da p, y quint

u sound like a big intelligent woman to me and u dont sound like u can mek ya p, y quint

u should mek ya p, y quint man

ne neva hia bout de kegel"? u quint man, u quint the p, y pon de body

no man eva stay with u if dont mek de p, y quint man

all men are dogs, all men are dogs

its just dat som on dem are well trained.


lol

Ah 12 pussyclat me married.

Well try go luk up ina the dictionary, D U N Done. 

She no even fit spell done. 

Katsumoto:

So na only mouth u get? U see action, u pick race. 

Omo, Rambo na bad action guy for hollywood movies o, but being on the ground in Afghanistan na different tori.

Make dem go D U N done me for bed.

Sagamite:

Ah 12 pussyclat me married.

Well try go luk up ina the dictionary, D U N Done. 

She no even fit spell done. 

Omo, Rambo na bad action guy for hollywood movies o, but being on the ground in Afghanistan na different tori.

Make dem go D U N done me for bed.

So na only internet warrior you be. Ase o tie le

Esin inu iwe

^ Eeee ooo dis site don improve ur lingual , keep it up i swearigawd its turning me On!!

^ hehehehe i know it is very cold in UK now, are you looking for 'aso ibora'

^who is in d uk? madam i dey ibadan mosquito wan comot my flesh

ma binu

^ come and fight them off me now,abi u wan use my skin play connect d dot ni

Katsumoto:


You looking for trouble Saggy

That is a bad arse lady

u kno if u mek da p, y quint

u sound like a big intelligent woman to me and u dont sound like u can mek ya p, y quint

u should mek ya p, y quint man

ne neva hia bout de kegel? u quint man, u quint the p, y pon de body

no man eva stay with u if dont mek de p, y quint man

all men are dogs, all men are dogs

its just dat som on dem are well trained.


lol

lol that woman na one crazy woman o. . . that kind woman fit wound person  

So na only mouth u get? U see action, u pick race.  

Sagamite:

Ah 12 pussyclat me married.

Well try go luk up ina the dictionary, D U N Done. 

She no even fit spell done. 

Omo, Rambo na bad action guy for hollywood movies o, but being on the ground in Afghanistan na different tori.

Make dem go D U N done me for bed.

yeye na so so mouth you get. . . lol  

mukina2:

So na only internet warrior you be. Ase o tie le

Esin inu iwe

mukina2:

^ hehehehe i know it is very cold in UK now, are you looking for 'aso ibora'

mukina2:

ma binu

na who be your teacher sef? Just tell me you never enrolled for Prof Ola school o, otherwise . . .

Erm, can you find me a pretty girl to teach me Salone and Gambia languages . . . I learn faster from a pretty girl

^I can teach u trust me u go b pro in 2months,but in return will you be my Mr fiyan fayan

Idowuogbo:

^who is in d uk? madam  i dey ibadan mosquito wan comot my flesh  

dey dia dey form, better confess your situation make we offer you some charity before your oven turn to freezer  

There are plenty boda alaanu here wey fit help you