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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by gsmgold: 7:43am On Apr 25, 2012 |
shadrach77: (a)someone is shot but there is no bloodlol. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by sinie: 7:57am On Apr 25, 2012 |
There are only 10 actors and actresses in the ENTIRE movie! Lol |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by normac: 8:48am On Apr 25, 2012 |
1)When the movie ends and the next thing you see is, "This is just the beginning... Watch out for Part Two!!" 2) When the accompanying music is so loud u can't hear the dialogue 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 8:54am On Apr 25, 2012 |
9-zeros: CLASSIC!!!!! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nayah(f): 8:56am On Apr 25, 2012 |
when the story is about LOVE... 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ng4am(f): 8:59am On Apr 25, 2012 |
You know is a Nigeria movie when ini Edo wears lace wig as a house help. When tonto dike dress like a LovePeddler from a nite club why going shopping, when the prince always fall in love with the poor house help. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 9:02am On Apr 25, 2012 |
Ogidi-Olu: Really? |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 9:12am On Apr 25, 2012 |
berem: its a stewpid naija film wen u see lightening strikes and a blind man either looses or regains his sight.(instant miracle) LAUGHS WHILE IN A COMA!!!!! |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Csami(m): 9:14am On Apr 25, 2012 |
U know is a Nigerian home video when u hear the advert. Jim Iyke: am gonna kill u, so when you get to hell tell your brother i said hello. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 9:19am On Apr 25, 2012 |
mayorme: Air bag never comes out of any car no matter how fatal the accident might be gulfer: When a film talks about the 80s and 90s and you see MTN, ETISALAT and GLO banners in the background. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by emmielaw: 9:41am On Apr 25, 2012 |
u dont need to watch the film, immediately u see the film poster.... [size=8pt][/size] |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Sike(m): 9:50am On Apr 25, 2012 |
gulfer: When a film talks about the 80s and 90s and you see MTN, ETISALAT and GLO banners in the background. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ariyke: 10:24am On Apr 25, 2012 |
1) when an actress has d same hairdo 4rm beginning till end 2) when a dead person still shakes body |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 25, 2012 |
When some is shot in the arm and the head is bandaged 3 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by wakabout(m): 11:11am On Apr 25, 2012 |
When a car hits a girl and the girl eventually becomes the driver's fiance, live-in-lover or wife. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 25, 2012 |
When a character travels to u.s.a but he is never shown inside the aircraft. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by malaria(f): 12:54pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
When mama G is always a wicked mother -in -law, hilda dokuba always having nkeiru sylvanus as a daughter. ladies on silletto while cooking. Rich family has only one child, poor family has nine children when advert ends wit Grab your copy now. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by trekkie: 1:12pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
youknowitsnigerianwhen actors names differ from flick to flick; e.g ramsy noah ramsey tokunbo noaha ramsy tokumbo nowah ramsi noaha ramsey nouah peter edochie pete edochie the worst is zach orji zachee orjee zach orjee. don't like nollywood films but there's no denying their nuisance/amusement value before i forget; when the prince's crown is similar to a that of a court jester/clown/joker in a pack of cards. when to be a prince means you have to wear weird looking costumes. 2 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by inene: 1:33pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
where all they serve in restaurants is fried rice and chicken. seriously have you seen eba in any nigerian movie when 90% of nigerians eat eba every day but in the movies its always fried rice and chicken and then ice cream and pop corn. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by PBundles(m): 1:51pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
When there is at least one struggle scene with a man and woman and the lady shouts ewaaaaaayyy, kill me now, ehem kill me and the guy: But I loves you darlin please dont talk like dis and then she starts to cry REALLY Dramatically. Thats the pedigree right here. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Yorisb: 1:54pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
trekkie: youknowitsnigerianwhen Really? |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by PBundles(m): 1:55pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Also when you dont have to see the movie cus the damn trailer or intro has just about told you everything. ie The Revenger, he was outcast by his village, suspected of having demonic powers, only to come back to plan his revenge on those who cast him out, see him take revenge, but pay for it with his life later. Watch.............The Revenger! Come on do I really need to? |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by cyber999: 2:17pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Nayah: when the story is about LOVE... this not only restricted to nollywood but bollywood and some hollywood movies |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by SaintChukz(m): 2:36pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
[color=#000099][/color] -The Movie is definitely Nigerian if in a given scene someone dashes in 2 d road without actually watching and all of a sudden there comes a vehicle on top speed waving side 2 side and then grounds 2 a halt just before d person its meant 2 hit. And yet u still see dat person falling in front of d vehicle with no bleeding or whatsoever n d nxt thing person lands in a hospital wit severe injuries or worst still he is confirmed dead at d spot. - its also Nigerian when d site of a completed building project strangely differs from d site dat had d building before it was completed. - when an actress wears same d young looks even after 10-15yrs without any slight alteration in looks, sometimes even d same hairdo is still spotted on after those years. - when d Spartacus Epic look-alike movies has d warriors brandishing unsharpened cutlasses as swords. - There are still more but these r d ones dat i remember 4 now.... |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 3:29pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
When a ghost is in white and the nose and ears are plugs with white wool . . . Lol |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ninapha(f): 4:26pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Its a Nigerian Movie when you hear a fast and fearful sound to tell you something evil is to happen When Mercy Johnson shows she is angry by walking faster than her step. When Jym Iyke's American Accent is like murmuring |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by chiama1: 5:04pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
When kissing and lovemaking scenes make you want to puke. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by chiama1: 5:06pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
when royalty custumes are so heavy, the actors can hardly walk from carrying so much weight. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by lepasharon(f): 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
When the poisoned food tastes very sweet! 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by namechio: 5:36pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
when food is served and most of the time it is rice, big size chicken and juice when a hospital scene is shown and you find a can of berverage (mostly Milo), a can of powdered milk and a packet of Stlouis sugar on display when the actors shout while talking when the domestic staff is always spoken to harshly and the gatemen run down from their very nearby post simply to open the gate for the employer or his family members to use when university hostel rooms hardly have a bed - the matresses are always on the floor when doctors attending to patients in hospitals are always spruced up in suits or at the minimum, long sleeved shirts and ties like bank staff when love scenes at the beach are usaually about man chasing the woman all over the beach and finally the guy catches up with babe and they fall down together and the guy says i love you |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 5:52pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
ADVERTS RUNS FOR 30 MINUITES SAYING GRAB UR COPY TODAY AT 123IDUMOTA ROAD OR 124 WAY ABA AN AND THE STORIES START When aki and pawpaw are always giving their father, sam loco headches when jim ike is the leader of some campus cult group When driving a car out of the gate without any action takes 30minuites When the film is directed, produced and written by same person When the story line is thus The innocent rich comfortable Tom Umez married a good wife may be omotola jolade And the friend who happened to be very jealous through diabolical means send omotola packing for years And later Tom Umez's eyes suddenly opened and discovered that his wife was not sleeping at his bed Imaging for 5 years, u just realized that you have been sleeping with the same lady other than Omotola Jolade Then he sends the strange woman packing and begs the wife who was probably mad but recovered back into his house with few surviving children They hug each other To God be the glory And the song is uwamooooo and other cool and slow songs that makes you think that Omotola was that innocent WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 THEN ADVERT RUNS AGAIN FOR 30 MINS |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by trekkie: 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
i am loving all these posts. priceless. @ yorisb really! |
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