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In the North if you see a guy walking with a limp, thats a Bomb walk.

In South if you hear Oga disappeared thats a kidnap ...
The best thing is to close your eyes n pretend all is well so that life will go on.

Why are many ... trying to look like Boko Haram guyz?

When it starts you ll all wish not.

SLIDE waxie: Well, they can wipe off the north for all i care!
These guys knw wo these BH are and they kept mute like they dnt knw.
These dudes are someone's husbands and relatives, they just decided not to point them out!

And wen d JTF shoots a town down, they will always cry 'civilian'.

Kill them all!!!!!!
I repeat: kill them all!!!!
Over and out to my peppersoup joint!

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... u said something like this when they bombed those buses in kano

God forbid.

I didn't support that amnesty idea,but i ll always respect the Sultan.

thelastPope: This is something that really pisses me off. How long will some of these southerners continue to lick the azz of their northern masters. It is a disgrace. I do not really agree with state creation, but just the fact that the north is using it as a political tool really annoys me. This is injustice and it must stop.

if you are in their shoes,you too will surely do the LICKING.

is a long story.long long ago...

boko doesn't need amnesty and yet you are insisting on it.

im too.

Flashaldrin: only morons believed it in the first place.
And only cretins and spineless little kids got disturbed and responded to it.
I mean, how does the opinion of a certain 'kim something' remotely change or affect anything about the country and its citizens.
Well aint we a gullible emotional lot?? Thats why religion sells greatly.

OMG!you really said it all.i hate those foolish internet kids.

Cameras are great until d Photoshop ruins them.

Its like:this pix are amazing.no its all Photoshop.puck!

confusion247: Oga Soyinka in as much as I respect you as one of the truthful and vocal representative of the masses, I don't agree with you on this.

You think you know islam better than soyinka or the muslims? Or You have same knowledge of islam as Boko member?boko infidel.

And u are complaining.why we no get president?ok here its SUPER GREEDY.

I will always blame the northern leaders n gej in this boko issues.

Hausa - zaman lafia or
lafia - which sometimes means Health.

Ewwh!

I have hope but will no put it on.

one of the good news,hope this will be implemented.

I have money who has the skills lets farm?

This one sounds serious.

A faction of the Boko Haram sect led by
Sheikh Mohammed Abdul’aziz, which has
since declared ceasefire and agreed to
dialogue with government, said on
Wednesday that they are not ghosts as
alledged by President Goodluck Jonathan,
when he visited Borno and Yobe states last
week.
“We have sat with officials of Borno state
government and a delegation of Northern
Governors Forum on peace and
reconciliation headed by Air Vice Marshal
Mukhtar Muhammed (Rtd)”.
The group also said peace process is still on
course and that the group will continue to
talk with government because their people
are suffering.
According to him, “Allah has also sanctioned
dialogue in all human undertakings so we
will pursue it to its logical conclusion, as
such; if there are those who feel left out in
the process, the doors are open let
everybody come as the Borno state
government has shown seriousness and
commitment to the peace process.”
Sheikh Mohammed Abdul’aziz said “The
group is willing to sit with government at
anytime to bring peace to the state and the
country large. “I call on Governor Kashim
Shettima to disregard all those propaganda
aimed at disrupting the peace process as we
are ready and willing to continue to
dialogue with government.”
Speaking on the statement made by leader
of the sect, Abubakar Shakau, that the
group is not ready for dialogue; Sheihk
Mohammed Abdul’aziz said that the person
who appeared in YouTube, as leader of the
sect was an imposter. According to him, the
purported Sheihk Abubakar Shekau who
went further to disclaim him (Sheihk
Abdul’aziz) is not the real Sheihk Shekau.
Sheihk Abdul’aziz said, “the voice is not that
of Sheihk Abubakar Shekau and Sheihk has
never hidden his face, Sheikh’s voice is
heavily Kanuri accented. The man is an
impostor deliberately brought to the front
line by those opposed to the peace process.
We know them and we will disclose their
identity at the appropriate time.
“Let me state categorically that Sheikh
knows me and has confidence in my ability
and is aware and he blessed the peace
process. When I was being sworn in by the
late leader of the group, Sheikh Muhammed
Yusuf, he did so in the presence of Sheikh
Mallam Ibrahim Mubi, Mallam Ibrahim
Agaji, Mallam Sani Kontogora and Babagana
Mulima. So, it is impossible for Sheikh to
say he does not know me while it was he
who promoted me to my present position.”
While calling on all members of the sect to
respect the peace process, lay down their
arms and await further directives, he urged
them to disregard the so called Sheikh
Abubakar Shekau, who appeared on
YouTube , as the Sheikh will certainly make a
statement either in Rajab or Sha’aban

I was told that shaho(eagle) will bring my sis or bro after every 2 years. i swear update i love eagles.

No pics?bye!

this car no fine.

Are you signing an autograph?they are in mali attending some bombing matters

to slowdown the growing rate of unemployment.haha abeg come up with something better.

Former Military President, General Ibrahim
Babangida, yesterday, on a weekly
programme on Liberty FM – a privately
owned radio station in Kaduna – “Guest-of-
the Week”, explained the rationale behind
the choice of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo as
the country’s President in 1999.
The gap-toothed General said beside the
fact that only a person who was capable of
saving the country from disintegration was
required, “The emergence of Obasanjo came
as a result of what happened in the
country.
“The country was in a very serious crisis
and we had to find the solution to these
problems. Therefore we need a leader. A
leader who is known in the country. So, we
looked for a man who has been involved in
the affairs of this country, who held
position either in the military or in the
cabinet and who has certain beliefs about
Nigeria. All of us that were trained in the
armed forces, there is one belief that you
cannot take away from us, we believe in
this country because this is part of our
training. We fought for this country.
“So when you have a situation like that, you
need a leader that has all these attributes
and, quite frankly, he quickly came to mind.
We have one who knows the north, knows
the south and who fought a war,” he said.
Posted by daniel on March 11, 2013.

I knew that report was not true but i enjoyed the way it hurts the Haters.

APC governors donate to Aso Rock
Opposition governors from the All
Progressive Congress visited Maiduguri last
week. They addressed the press afterwards,
during which they responded to a
statement by the PDP chairman, Bamanga
Tukur, who said last week that following the
appointment of Godswill Akpabio as
chairman of PDP Governors Forum,
President Jonathan “can now sleep very
well. In fact, he can observe siesta.”
The APC governors said that they supported
the call by the PDP chairman for the
president to sleep. Speaking on behalf of
the governors, Gov. Aregbesola of Osun
said “If the president has been awake all
this while and nothing is working, then by
all means he needs to sleep. We are certain
that things will move faster if he’s asleep.”
The APC governors who donated N200
million to the Borno and Yobe governments
for emergency relief, said that “as part of
our Government Social Responsibility, we
are also donating a king-sized succulent
mattress, 365 pillows, blankets, and
assorted pyjamas to Aso Rock, just to make
sure that President Jonathan sleeps well, as
a sleeping Jonathan is great for Nigeria’s
progress.”
“I am now ready for Soyinka” – Dame
Jonathan
First lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, is
determined to show Nobel Laureate, Wole
Soyinka, that she is not scared of taking him
on. It would be recalled that during a
recent PDP women rally, the first lady had
expressed displeasure that Soyinka
criticised her over her plan to build a N4
billion mission house. Once again, during a
meeting in Cote d’Ivoire with that country’s
first lady, Dame Jonathan told her host to
ignore whatever criticism she hears about
the matter as “my husband will build the
house for me whether they like it or not.”
Speaking further, she said, “As for that one
who won a ‘Noble’ Laureate, I don’t even
know why those people made him noble,
but that’s why I’m very happy with you
Coted’Ivoire people for giving my husband
title of Commandeur de L’Ordre de Nation
and for giving me title of Grand Croux da
L’Ordre de Nation. So if Soyinka is noble, he
can now see that I and my husband are
Lords. And Lord is higher than noble so he’s
not my level.”
After her speech, her host, Mrs. Outtara
whispered in her ears that the ‘L’Ordre’ in
her title actually means ‘the order’ and not
‘the Lord’. Mrs Jonathan replied, “I know,
that’s what I said.” With a smile on her
face, Mrs. Outtara wondered how someone
could deny what she just said openly but
her Nigerian interpreter told her not to be
troubled because “we are used to it now in
Nigeria.”
Meanwhile, Mrs Jonathan has scheduled a
thanksgiving next Sunday in Abuja to “show
appreciation to the Lord that only few
months after her resurrection, she has now
been exalted as Lord.” She said “It’s the
Lord’s doing and it’s marvellous in her
sight.” No one was sure which of the Lord’s
she meant though, whether her, her
husband or the Lord above.
Sanusi hails House of Reps
In a well-intentioned move last week, the
Federal House of Representatives threw out
a bill which sought to pay people who were
not working, declaring that he who is not
working does not deserve pay. Reports say
that when the CBN governor, Sanusi Lamido
Sanusi, heard the news, he organised an
impromptu party at the CBN headquarters.
In his short speech during the party, he
said that he never believed that Nigerian
politicians “could put away selfish interests
for the sake of the country like the House
members did.” He said that he believed in
his heart that the House move does not
only affect unemployed graduates, but
people who look like they are employed but
technically doing nothing. Although he
promised to release the comprehensive list
of people/offices which fall into that
category, he listed some as members of the
national assembly, Vice President Namadi
Sambo, 90% of the president’s special
advisers and many more.
He said “for instance, Sarah Jubril, the
Mama One Vote herself, is the president’s
special adviser on ethics. I laugh in dollars.
Please what is the actual role of an adviser
like that in this government? That’s why I
agree with the House that no work, no
pay.”
CROWNED CLOWN (CeeCee) OF THE WEEK
Very few Nigerians are happy about the
current Good Governance Tour being
embarked on by the minister of
information, Labaran Maku. That’s a fact,
no matter the propaganda by the
organisers. Something else that is a fact is
this: As much as that project is ill-advised,
unnecessary and a waste of resources, it
was approved by the Federal Executive
Council (FEC), the National Executive
Council (NEC) and the Nigeria Governors
Forum (NGF) as far back as August 2012.
Lagos state is represented by Gov. Fashola
in both the NEC and the NGF. That’s why it
is the height of mischief to hear the Lagos
governor say, “in their [FG's] desperation to
appear busy, they have embarked on an ill-
conceived Good Governance Tour, because
they have no projects to inspect. We do not
need a Good Governance Tour in Lagos
before citizens know that their lives are
improving.”
Fashola never voiced any opposition when
the idea was birthed; in fact, his deputy
was on the committee set up by the NGF to
ratify the template of the tour. This
insincerity is unbecoming of the Lagos
governor and he must quit fooling himself
and Lagosians forthwith just so he can look
good. Gov. Fashola is a clown for being
double-tongued and mischievous, and he
takes the CeeCee this week.

When oga gej.annouced d removal f pms subsidy.Thank God im still alive.

I heard that d helicopter was reading nlders comments n bursts in to laugh.

omojesu123: 4uk islam,4uk muslims,4uk mohamed,4uk 72 virgins,...we wld make kaduna ungovernorable..since u kill our dear gov...i hate muslims..blood suckers

Your agony meks me smile.
ESP.wen I c u using F word

Wow you r very smart like....
all these kind of problems are happening no where around the world. ;DWow you r very smart like....
all these kind of problems are happening no where around the world.