₦airaland Forum

Whats good people where una dey now? Who has any experience with RAC's or is currently working on that environment right now? I need a few tips on how the Clusterware thing works and possibly get the software

@Eldee
Nah i have not gotten any new K'Naan stuff just the entire DFP and Troubadour albums and a handful of tracks

@Tavarez
Did you say K'Naan does not sound African? I need the number of your dopeman so he could hook me up with that Southernplayalistickryptochronic ish you be smoking! WTF on a song titled America on Troubadour he spat in Somali heck he even shouts us out in his tracks go and listen to T.I.A which FYI means This Is Africa

Hehehehehe ROFLMPBAO!! I am laughing in Auto-Tune. Jeez if you add Fresh Prince,Seinfeld,Friends,Jerry Springer,Boondocks,Def Comedy Jam and Saturday Night Live it still won't come close i should be arrested for enjoying these free laffs

JET is Back! Prepare for flight Los Mavs

@Bawomolo
Ole! See your long-throat how many drafts do you need to make a decent team?

@Ibime
Chic ain't cheap. There is a reason why your gurlie would prefer a Balenciaga bag to your average designer bag. Lol

@Dayokanu
They have made the top 4 on 3 occasions even reaching the UCL quarters and are right up there now. They woulda been doing better now if not for their well documented credit problem so stop making it sound like they relegated

7 attempts? Egbon e farabale
04/05
05/06
06/07
08/09
09/10

Na wa oh when no be say we dey your fave buka wey u dey always demand jara

Ancelotti has been coaching longer than Mourinho so what gives? Rafa has made the finals just twice so stop giving us zobo besides the koko is that he has won it. I am sure Wenger and Cuper would give their left nuts for a winners medal

Ballack is over-rated jare with his ability to do the Rent-A-Ghost at major finals! See ehn you no like Germany reach me when i was a youngin then if Germany where playing Nigeria na Germany i go support and it covered every sport. Ballack's only great year was in 02 and he has rode on that reputation till the wheels fell off! Come on man i grew up watching midfield generals like Hassler,Effenberg,Andy Moller,Mehmet Scholl etc play Ballack still dey learn work where those guys dey

@Dayokanu
Valencia where quality then jare! The only other legit teams in Spain where Depor and Madrid so don't make it sound like Valencia where shyte. They made the UCL Finals twice at the turn of the millenium contrast that to a Porto who where European nobodies just there to make the numbers due to their local champion status. Or else you want to tell us Korea are world powers since they have not missed the mundial since 94

Benitez has not managed a league title in 6 seasons since Valencia he only even competed once. The local league may carry less weight but its harder to win than the UCL, Benitez won the UCL and finished almost 50pts behind the winners and even finished 5th thats not good enuff and thats why i would always rate Ancelotti and Rafa below Mourinho the only mordern coach i would prolly take over Mourinho is Rijkaard

A student that goes to Berkeley, Yale and Georgetown and takes first position in each school has to be a genius

@Dayokanu
Who cares? Its on record that he won both titles back to back

Secondly na so easy? Even Faggotson has only managed 2 UCL titles in 19years. Mind you it took him 9 years to pick each title so whats the fuss about Mourinho? Benitez has also not won a league since leaving Valencia while Mourinho has won the league in 2 other countries

@doyin13
That Man U team was cadaver and the Scholes excuse is rubbish even if it counted Costinha's goal woulda dragged the game to extras so its no biggie

Mourinho is defo World class anyone that argues otherwise think they know but really they have no idea cos the stats and records are there to prove it. He won the UCL with absolute nobodies in 04! Who was Deco, Maniche, Costinha, Aleynichev, Derlei, Carlos Alberto, Carvalho et al the only notable players they had then where an ageing Jorge Costa and Vitor Baia. Porto where shyte before he got there and unto shyte they have returned. He won the UEFA Cup and UCL back to back! Is it beans? Abeg make una pay the man his respects the guy walks his talk and he proved it yesterday

Didnt watch too much Leverkussen no thanks to Boarding school wahala but i am kinda from the school of thought that Ballack is an overrated player. He was a decent passer but was more of a box to box player than anything else

Pandemonium at the Bridge!!

Have y'all heard the Fabolous ft Jay-Z 'When The Trophies Go' song?

Talking about Drogba i still think he is way better than Anelka. For all of Anelka's skills he lacks the big game mentality and never seems up for any crunch tie. So Drogba had a day off what rule book says Anelka can't pick up the pace? That nigga is too laissez faire. Drogba on his day is a one man wrecking crew you just have to play to his strengths although i have to admit Drogba is arguably one of the worst strikers at one on one scenarios. One more thing why are you Chavs so static? Can't your formations allow for your players to occasionally switch positions?

When 95% of the fans are glory hunters including Roman Gloryhunter-in-chief where do you guys expect the patience to come from? Y'all are just a less scandalous version of Real Madrid and the sooner y'all get a paradigm shift the better

@Bawo
How Market? 8 straight losses! I hope you are ready for #9 when you face Los Mavs

Jeez at this rate imma be Chamo's neighbour if i dont step ma game up! My selections have been funkier than a sewer labourer! Modric and Dirk Kunt should just go on and have a long w@nk! I would smell you i.m.beciles later as for Agbonlahor even Shola Ameobi would make the 3 Lions for SA before you do! not even an assist against either Stoke or Wigan. Bloodclot!

@Eldee
Good win for you hommie at least you got your mind right

@Dayokanu
Hold It!! Don't post How Market? In 50 Languages! The reason why they have been unable to answer your question is simple They are on strike! You know most of their fans are in the Abattoirs and Flea markets and Meat and Pepper sellers are actually on strike so logically they cannot answer your question

Hehehe 7 hours has elapsed and una no the drill now as a matter of fact y'all should be asking yourselves the billion dollar question. However in the spirit of tradition and the Biblical rule of honoring one's parents i would like everyone to ask that special question in their mother tongues

Kaaja Keebe? (Thats Ondo for how market?)

Evoo Eki? (Thats Isoko for how market?)

@Bluediva
Lolz did i not tell you Eto'o was Drogba's p.i.mp? At least now you know who's Daddy

@FBS
What it do Boss? How was office today

I did warn y'all Chavs about needing 3 goals but ain't nobody listened

Baba would always be Father i hope Issa Hayatou and his compadres at CAF can now die of shame as tonight has shown us who is the Real King of African Football. While one was firing his team to victory the other was busy copping red cards.

All Hail The Undisputed King of African Football. . The Indomitable Lion. . Samuel Eto'o Fils
Oba Atokpe eh. Itse!

Hehehehe Mourinho finna park Inter's Gulfstream V jet at SB. And Drogba is off. Hahahahahaha

You guys need at least three goals to qualify cos Inter would defo score at the Bridge anything short of that and in 7 hours time i would be here to perform my constitutional and fundamental right according to Section IV Sub-Section XV of the Nairaland constitution

Hahaha make una leave Sagna to his devices oh. I can remember when he played without that contraption on his head i think against Sunderland at the Emirates the season before last he didn't just look horrible he played horrible too so abeg make una Hapuya like dat

@V3
I'd rather go to the E! Channel website for news on football than go to goal or tribalfootball.com those guys can bring the dead back to life with their lies

@Ritchboy
Obviously you have run out of opaks tn type. I never said A neither did i say B nor C or D but i defo said E and every stats under the sun is available to back it up. Lemme reconstruct your post anyway

A. Ronaldinho is not better at set-pieces than Zidane they are by and large at par but if you asked me who i would want to take a World cup winning freekick or P.K i'd go for Zidane

B. Prove to us that Ronaldinho passes better or take a hike. I am not Danjuma your maiguard

C. If you are sure you have a cojones and not a chocha quote where i said that

D. Don't be simple minded Ritchboy i know you are smarter than that. I said they where relevant but not a necessity even pointing out other excellent AM'S without those qualities in generous proportions

E. Yup based on the logic you used on the Ronaldinho vs Zidane debate, C.Ronaldo is actually better than Ronaldinho

You have credited me with statements i did not make and made me repeat myself endlessly on a logic so simple even a caveman would understand. I should be the one losing appetite not you

I think the video is weird i really do. I understand the need to evolve as an artiste to be relevant in pop culture to have the most yahoo and google searches and what not but if she keeps this up she would run outta gas cos at the end of the day Talent always wins over Shock Value and to be honest i preferred the 'Just Dance', 'Poker Face', 'Paparazzi' Lady Gaga to this one and yeah i agree Beyonce kinda looked outta place for this video but she's the total package even if y'all insist she doesn't set trends (whatever that means) at least she updates herself


@Kadman
Don't be disrespecting ma buddy Maedan like that cos me and u go enter one trouser

LT joins the JETS!! Pretty interesting pickup and if healthy may just improve their running game even further

@Ritchboy
I'm sure you calculate Ronaldinho's stamina by his ability to do snakebites. A player that would not track back or cross his halfway line ain't got no stamina, a player that was hot for just 3 seasons and fizzled out ain't got stamina. This i'd argue from here to Mount Fuji

Besides you do know there are stats for pass completion. Bring em out and lets crunch numbers, You are not arguing with ya maiguard

You clearly have a problem swallowing your own medicine and i have even helped you clarify issues you obfuscated with abstract grammar. Ronaldinho's numbers are inferior he is less efficient and he lacks a lot of abilities C.Ron posesses! Your logic is what i'm using against you and unlike you i have provided more facts than fiction

Hello Scousers its your friendly neighbour A-40. Just like the funny DSTV advert i have also come to cheer y'all on against the Scumtwats y'all dont even have to do it for us do it for yourself and do it for 4th spot! Annhilate those Babylonians for what is worth and we would do our bit to ensure they would not overtake y'all in the overall league title count

@Agaba
Adebayor on Lesser Hajj? Hehe may God forgive you

@Ritchboy
Obviously stamina is required in anything even motorsport but since Dinho can't track back to save his momma's life how can you even claim he has stamina? Fitness is more about your ability to steer clear of injury over the duration of a season, its not exactly the same as stamina

By the way what is your proof that Dinho is a better passer,crosser or dribbler than C.Ron? Do you know how many times he gets pick pocketed for every snake-bite he tries? Highlights and youtube clips wont show you that

Ability - C.Ron has more in his pantry

Stats - C.Ron stomps him in the nuts

Versatility - Omo ma so mo

Incase you never know i brought up the C.Ron angle just to show you how ridiculous your point was if you don't agree that since C.Ron has the better stats,has the little Xtra Ronaldinho is missing because whether you like it or not C.Ron is a better all round player than Ronnie how do you expect me to agree with your assertion that Zizou is inferior because of that same damn reason?

@Ritchboy
Haha lemme Pacquiao you once and for all.
Judging by stats please tell us when Ronnie scored 30 goals in a season or scored 10 goals in the UCL. Lemme use your flawed theory against you. Talking about ability do you mean Ronnie's ability to ball-joggle, do snake-bites and dance galala,konto,yahoozey,samba and salsa on the ball or do you mean abilities relevant to footie? If we are talking about the latter then comparing Ronnie to C.Ron is like comparing a Cessna to a Gulfstream V jet cos Ronaldo is stronger,quicker,fitter,better aerially,stronger shot,scores more goals,uses both feet, and can play anywhere in front. So if you still feel Ronaldinho has more ability then I laugh in Yahoozey

What do you mean by goals are scored from the middle of the park? Whats the average goal ratio of a CAM compared to a WF/SS? Oya tell us what we can use to judge efficiency besides shot conversion ratio? Dude are you high on Alomo Bitters?

Pace is relevant in that position but not a necessity! Do i type this in your local dialect? Cos i think i have pointed that out in Terabytes already

Phil Brown fired? I laugh in DJ Khaled. Debosky must be happy as hell! I still think they should have waited till the end of the season this was very bad timing as Hull with 5 home games and 4 away ones still had a good chance of dodging the drop


Anyway as for the B.E.P song i think its quite appropriate and if we play our cards right i should be screaming Fill up ma cup! Mozertoff! To Slimshay,V3 or Muki and chanting La-haim while blasting Danny Young's 'Oju ti ti won' for them haters but we got to handle our B.I first starting with West Ham emphasis should also be laid on finishing and keeping clean sheets. Manure are on +8 and the Chelskites +4 which means we have some ground to catch up on

Would Cesc be back for West Ham cos walahi we must bambataa those people i have not forgotten that draw that felt like a loss

@Semid4lyfe
You don't hate Onigbinde half of how i do. He is arguably the most useless coach in Nigerian history! And is really not qualified to talk about Siasia who is young enough to be his son but is Onigbinde's grandpa when it comes to coaching. The only thing Onigbinde should be analyzing is the technicality of swallowing an okele of amala cos that is the only thing he is good at

@Ritchboy
There are certain abilities that just don't count in midfield play and those are what you have been listing all thread long.
As for the Xavi & Lampard thingy you made me bring it up cos you kept harping on shooting & finishing in our argument besides all the players i listed did not need pace to get around the pitch! They had sufficient pace to dominate their positions for 90mins! Any other thing is surplus to requirement

As regards efficiency and your points thereof i can only laugh in Fatman Scoop cos if we go by your flawed thesis your darling Ronaldinho is surely not fit to shine the boots of a Messi and a C.Ron
Did you also factor that Zizou plays deeper than Ronnie and is bound to get more goals. Plus we don't even know their conversion ratios so your claim is a bit wild and is more generic than specific cos if Zidane scores 12 from 40 shots on goal and Ronnie scores 25 from 100 shots on goal can you say Ronnie is more efficient? Simply say he's scored more goals and you'd have an argument
Lets retrace our steps shall we

Pace - Not a necessity for a player in Zidane's position. The reason why is simple there are a gazillion people holding down that role without it

Agility - Another surplus to requirement! a scalar quantity. How do you measure agility

Stamina - Ichiro's Law states that a player that cannot track back to save his momma's life cannot be said to have stamina

Versatility - A specialist is more valuable than a Jack of all trades anywhere on this planet

Very soon you would tell us Ronnie is better cos he rocks a ponytail and Zidane is bald