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[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5342273#msg5342273 date=1263840620]So this is how the Nairaland AFCON fantasy league stands after round 2. .
I have never fielded a complete team. .
Today BMX-bike head Flavio sat his backside out [/quote]The organizers of the Fantasy League should be shot in their testicles. They don't give injury updates or nothing!! You are not the only one with the incomplete team virus i missed 3 cats in Round 1 and 1 player in Round 2. I am fasting and praying that my gamble on Egypt does not backfire they have practically won the group and do not have to field their strongest team

Pharoh:
You guys should watch out for Team Roc, Pharoh's Army, Borat Fc And Ade Fc, we are will be rocking it as from now on.

Church. . Preach. . Tabernacle

bawomolo:
sharrap jare, jason kidd made kmart.

How many times do i have to tell you that derrick rose and joakim noah are future all-stars

I have given up on you go and find another babysitter

Jesoul and Chiogo abeg make you beg your Celts not to beat the Mavs too much but seriously this losing streak has to end sometime

@Borat
I gotta admit our series is yours to lose ma gamble on our North London rival brickheads backfired badly. It can all change on Wednesday no doubt

There are some bad mutha-shut-your-mouths playing in that league i gotta admit the fact that i don't know much about the African teams it really hurt me in the first round thankfully i tripled ma scores in the 2nd round i need to brainstorm for the 3rd one. Why is Paul Le Guen not playing Bikey? Surely he is better than Rigobert Song who is older than Jack Nicholson

@Dayokanu
Na wa oh so u sef don turn Bishop Don Magic Juan

Ol boy i think Wenger should do the right thing and pay Matty Taylor his gwap for this week Bolton need that gwap more than we do.
If we can diss Almunia when he screws up lets give him props he did the bidness today

Traore was just garbage today that Chinko dude had him seeing the Milky Way i am just happy Clichy is back. I was impressed with Diaby today even though his offence suffered he showed intelligence by dropping back and helping the rookie Eastmond of a truth criticism is good for the soul

Rosicky sicky was just so-so, what can i say about Fab he is the livewire i hope he is well rested and ready for late January and mid Feb (If Arsene cops a striker we should pick at least 8pts from those games)
Arshavin just needs a goal to ginja his swag he is putting in work

Two assists from Eduardo but he needs to prove he can score consistently our midfield can't keep bailing our asses everytime. Arsene please take note

Merida! Nice one! This is how you work your way into the first team not by talkin smack on the pages of newspapers thats ho.e s.hit mayne

We should beat Bolton and put Chelsea under the cosh maybe we could pump a few goals in too! Goal difference might decide this b.itch

@Bandely
Hehehe. . Pardon me i had to laugh in Mancini not just at you but at people that made Andre Bikey captain. I am sure you saw ma post after Tevez's hat-trick on Monday you shoulda paid me no mind i was high on Henny and Apple Juice (Happy Juice) later una go dey yab Amodu say im no sabi coach! Did you really expect Man Shitty to over-run a resurgent Everton at Goodison?

@Borat
Dont bust that nut just yet besides you should scratch Juicy J from your list Bolton are shipping at least 3 goals at the Emirates he may end up in the negative. You are lucky the Pompey, Birmingham game got shifted with that being said its

Defoe vs Crouch
Modric vs Huddlestone & Valencia
Vermaelen vs Gallas

Liverpool without Gerrard, Torres and Benayoun are not better than Gateway of Abeokuta so i am expecting Tottenham to swang on em even at Anfield. Don't assume you've won yet cos assumption is the mother of all fcukups


On to AFCON! Eto'o scored! Thats at least 28pts for the Roc to bring ma round tally to at least 144 not bad at all

You are desperate bruv. See how you are shamelessly clutching to peeps that played before Naij gained independence besides those geriatric cats could not even help you win your conference! They won nada, zilch, zero
And yes na all-star appearance we go chop cos it tells me your team are a bunch of Average Joes and it tells me your crap franchise have not produced a player worthy of mention for the past decade. If you don't take time the Thunder would produce an all-star before y'all

Why does sh.it always happen to the Bulls hehe sh.it + Bulls = Bullsh.it. D.Wade wants none of ya

So tell us Senor Bawo if K.Mart wasn't all that why was he so hard to replace at the Nets? Their relationship was more symbiotic than parasitic cos K.Mart did more than just alley-oop

I think Benitez should be axed! As much as i like him as a coach its clear he has nothing more to offer you Scousers

No excuses there is no time to even check time! Bolton must be decapitated this is the worst Bolton team i have seen in years the only EPL team yet to keep a clean sheet so we must break em off real bad

@Ruudie
Tevez is not the only player at Citeh plus he has scored 15 goals to Berbatwat's 7 so far

Kai i can't believe those useless and inept Spurs so they can't beat ordinary Hull at Shyte Hart Lane if Agbonlahor scores tomorrow i may go postal
Ivanovic shame on you! Out of 7 chelsea goals you could not even muster an assist

I see you have opened an early lead Borat hehe if Usain Bolt is racing Roseanne Barr at 100m he has to give her a head start so dont get too comfy

As for the AFCON thingy i am counting on ma Egyptian Boss Hog's to shoot me back up to the top 500 tonight and with an Eto'o brace tomorrow a top 100 position should be the minimum

@Bawo
You be Bolor! How does a European big man play? Where Kukoc and Divac soft too? Nowitzki is respected! Maybe not like K.G (a little overhyped by the way) or Duncan but 9 all stars and 1 league MVP must mean something. Come to think of it your entire roster combined cannot boast of 9 all star appearances. Since M.J retired when last did your useless franchise produce an all star. Come on would you stop clinchin! D.Wade is not a Bull and he never will be one. M.J is your only history y'all where dust before him and since he left unto dust have you returned

As for the Lakers vs Pistons you are just yarning opaks cos if Payton and Malone where past it the Lakers won't sign them. They breezed through the West so why is it when they met the Pistons that you suddenly realized they where done? Whether 2-0 down or not the last time i checked a playoff series starts at 0-0

Oya you have still not told us how your yeye Malu's lost a 35pt lead in less than 20mins to the likes of Ime Udoka, Omar Casspi, Andres Nocioni and Beno Udrih of the Kings

Lastly why did the Nets fall off after they traded K.Mart? Injuries slowed him down dude! If u no sabi basketball make u come make i teach u

Olodo K.Mart's game dropped because of his career threatening injuries and not the absence of J.Kidd

Blake Griffin out for the season! Do we have another Greg Oden on our hands? I feel bad for the lad

Aww Tubabez (sounds like a petname and i ain't even gassin ya) why u go quit nah? Two good rounds is all it takes to shoot u up this AFCON thing is way easier than the FPL stuff. Its all gravy sha

Hehehe look at this career criminal! I said name recent players this barawo-molo is listing guys that played when M.J was still shittin in his pampers. The Mavs where not even in existence when those senior citizens where playin and despite the fewer teams in the league they where still not good enough to win the league. Shior on your so-called legends

As for Nowitzki and the Heat shyte happens! The Lakers with 4 HOF's lost 4-1 to the Pistons with 0 HOF's. Na today?

You would be rather naive to expect a European to get the same respect an American is getting in this league! If Nowitzki was American he would get more respect

You have a better chance of hitting Michelle Obama raw than for D.Wade to end with the Bulls

You where even comparin the Mavs to the early 2000 Kings. Fairplay to them they where an unlucky bunch Rick Adelman, Chris Weber, Peja Stojakovic et al but you have not told us how you managed to lose a 35pt lead to the current Kings in 20mins of basketball

It would interest you to know that your useless franchise was one of the top 10 worst teams of the last decade

When last did u watch the Nuggets? Kenyon Martin is still ballin bro
As for your Malu's which other legends did you have besides M.J and Scottie P (they where greats i wont front)? Toni Kukoc,Steve Kerr or Luc Longley e be like say your brain don dey skimpololo!
Despite your rings your franchise is still useless or why where y'all the worst team in the league for eons! You don forget the Elton Brand,Ron Artest,Mike Sweetney days? You are not even ashamed since M.J retired you have just 3 playoff appearances and 1 series win for useless franchise. Nowitzki dey enter hall of fame like it or not


The Nets are the worst team in the league i don't think the trade has hurt us that bad. The only thing Harris does better than Kidd is score! That would even out when we get a better shooting guard

Then get ready to be a monk and kiss your heterosexual lifestyle as you know it goodbye. I've seen your team! a few similar players here and there but if e no be Team Roc e no fit be like Team Roc you would lose a freightliner of pts if you even tried to dupe ma selection. Barring unforeseen injuries this should be a T.K.O like Mayweather did Hatton and Tarver did Jones

Bawo sharrap dia! and stop talking smack about the UberMan. I have told you you would need to trade the entire Malu roster for Dirk Nowitzki
He is now in the exclusive 20,000pts club name anybody aside M.J and maybe Scottie P from your useless franchise that comes close? He scores,rebounds his a.ss off and no one else is willing to pick up the slack i am especially pissd at Shawn Marion and Josh Howard we wont get far with their 10pts per nite! they must still be high off that Spurs win still losing to a banged up Laker team is unacceptable hope the Thunder feel the wrath! We got a 5 game road trip coming up damnit

Arenas may not see jail but may have problems with the Wizards organization due to the collective bargaining agreement thingy which gives teams the power to terminate contracts i doubt the Wiz would do so but its a really tempting option! 80milla is very tempting in these economic climes and Arenas has not been value for money so far it has to be said

Borat get ready for perpendicular vehicular fratricide! not even KD Yarinyas could distract me from tweaking ma team there's too much braggin rights at stake and with the team i've assembled i dont mean to brag but Daniel Cousin will win the EPL,UCL,World Cup and FPOTY with Hull City and Gabon before you defeat my humble self. I dont even understand the rubbish league sef why on earth do i keep getting the toughest opponents? In a week where some people scored negative pts i get paired with the highest scorer! None of my opponents has copped less than 40pts! This wayo fixtures must stop

@Tkb
I am shocked! Who woulda thought i'll shoot up to 4th with just 4 players ma skipper excluded having played so far?(peeps with ivorians would temporarily overtake today i'm sure) first rd was a disaster cos 3 cats didnt feature at all! I think you and Jaybee shouldnt get too comfortable i see even his skipper has played already an Eto'o brace and voila i don kpablo una

eldee:
Of course you helped me bruv . . . Tevez is the fantasy in Fantasy Football.
When I was talking about buying him, he was worth 8.5mil, now he's 9.0.
I'm just laughing at Sauron right now, Fletcher must be really  those goals in

How many goals has Fletcher scored all season? Not sure but i think he must be tied with Berbatov 

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5300517#msg5300517 date=1263312590]Dayumm!
I'm playing my brotha from another motha. . .Team Roc!
Two very tactical managers who loathe to lose. . .
Hmmm this is easily the toughest fixture this week, and i have a feeling at the back of me mind i'll come out tops
Sorry A-40 [/quote]Hahaha we shall see

debosky:


I would personally prefer Ian Wright as back up for RVP but then beggars can't be choosers.

Campbell ain't that old though, he still has life in his limbs. . . .if Silvestre can play at the club then why not Campbell?

Arsene must be Ijebu by blood!! That white skin is just a mask

Campbell is about 35 or 36!! For goodness sake are there not younger and cheaper backups Arsene could get??

Silvestre and Sol Campbell in the same defence?? These niggas where too old three years ago sef they should not be backups for any teams with title winning ambitions

Osanobua!! Sol Campbell why not get Gilles Grimandi as backup left back for Clichy. Jeeesus!!

This is what our asses get for hiring a cadaver as a coach. We are better off hiring a snowman!! Even after the Egyptian equalizer when it was clear we had lost control of the game Mr Shuaibu kept looking on like a bouncer at Insomnia. Look at how a real coach like Shehata kept on yelling tactics even when his team where up now thats what you call a coach! We where outplayed and outsmarted i think its high time we realized now that footie is beyond just a sport its a science which requires 80% intelligence and 20% power

Aight no problemo i am doing some heavy duty downloading and would be off for a bit but i would send you them songs as soon as possible

Oh Carolina - Shaggy (This song just makes you wanna slow dance and grind on a chic)

I kinda deleted some tracks so i would ask if you have the following and if you don't i would send em to you or you could try youtube

Uptown ft Bun B
Unstoppable ft Santogold
The Calm
Brand New
Best i ever had ft Swizz Beatz
Sooner than Later

Because it was the most effective way of beating them i guess. All i am saying is the Steelers won the SB last season without a running game

Running game or not i still think the Chargers can handle the Jets cause their offense has more variety. Their running backs ain't too shabby either. The Jets have gotten their asses kicked by inferior teams and besides the Pats and Bengals i can't remember any top team they have beaten. There are times when good O triumphs over good D but you have a strong argument though Phillip Rivers can be pretty slow and would struggle against the blitz

FL Gators:
[color=teal]Drake: '07

Lil Wayne: ?[/color]

Lil Wayne came out 99 with em Hot Boyz (Juvenile, B.G e.t.c)

FL Gators:
[color=teal]A-40

Gimme some of his mixtapes, plz. . . . lemme go listen to them[/color]

I think i have some Drake sha but how do i send em to you?

Genevieve?? Why not Pam Grier abeg i don't watch Nollywood and what not but Jackie is way hotter

Cocababy - Fat Joe ft Jackie Rubio

Drake better than Lil Wayne?? Y'all must be high on Reggie Miller oh . Drake is aight but he is over-rated forget the Lollipop thingy Lil Wayne when he puts his mind to it can spit. Drake is still Weezy's apprentice

Krayola:
Lil Wayne!!

Drake is rookie of the year, no doubt. Lil Wayne na him baba. Don't judge weezy based on his albums. . .those are just for commercial purposes. . .go listen to his mix-tapes. u go s.h.it for pant.  That said, I've never liked a lil wayne album. But I know he's about the best out there. The guy too get am for body

Gbasibe. O lenu bi kettle that's the koko you just yarned right there

FL Gators:
[color=teal]@ A-40
Drake does


@post

Drake- Beautiful Music



^{My words are pictures
And yes the colors so loud that u heard my scripture
With four walls
Give me the right brush and I draw all
I promise I been thinkin before ya'll
I barely get tired
I'm rarely inspired}[/color]

Drake ko Penguin ni . Even im papa Lil Wayne still dey learn work

Kolo - Igho ft Chuddy K