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Goochie!! i still don't get why he is being featured so much lately although i like the joint he did with Wale but yeah i have to admit his rap get as e be

Thank You - Jay-Z

Who woulda thought by making birds migrate for the winter
I'd be fly all summer might i say

No one wordplays like Jigga

Return the favor - Ms Keri ft Timbaland

Ol boy the Celts are 3-zip against the Hawks! Jesoul where are you ooh?? But seriously your Celts need to show they can beat some of the Eastern Elite without K.G

Michael Redd is out for the season again!! Can this nigga just retire already? ahn ahn the season does not end in January na

@Sillyboy
Bros you dey impatient gan ooh but then again i feel your pain i have been a victim of bloodclotry like that in the past a girl pulled that stuff with me and i never called her again i just couldn't get the image of that stuff outta ma head. Some Naija girls can like to play dumb and smart at the same time

The One - Slaughterhouse (I think i am starting to listen to this song too much)

I still can't get over this line: Everytime your b.itch burp you smell ma b.alls in the air

Kiillaz - Slaughterhouse ft Melanie Rutherford

bawomolo:
why should the offense run through dwight howard? he still doesn't have established post moves. You can't dunk your way to 20 pts every game.

Dwight Howard has not been the problem this season! Their problem is Jameer Nelson he has regressed!!

r231:
I don't know bout this guy, Artest. He's kinda confusing now where he really is at the game. What's going on with this guy, ? I kinda smell something fishy going on with this guy behind the scene. Particularly after the X'mas game and the related falling, I just hope it's nothing really serious or detrimental to the game or to the team! Is he trying to bail or what, or he just cannot do the job? What or whose preventing him to do his job on the court? Because I know he can do much better than what he had shown so far in the previous games, tsk, tsk, tsk, ! Including his strong physical defensive prowl against superstar players like KB24, Lebron, and others, it's just weird right now.

Hehehe Ron Artest is the stiffest mofo on the planet!! You had to see that layup miss against the Blazers to believe it! Ariza was not a bad defender either and he was defo a better shooter i think Artest's physical defensive presence is over-rated he is not as good a defender as most people would like to believe

bawomolo:
I guess the timberwoves are trying to dumb al jefferson because of kevin love's improve play.  Neither player should be the number one baller on a playoff team.

If they trade Al Jefferson then they might as well go to the D-League! They are easily the worst team in the West what benefit would trading a good Center like him do for them??

Make una leave Sashapova alone jare he is still lovestoned

Heard ma Mavs just traded Humphries for Najera. Ewwww wetin we wan take am do? i guess we are trying to clear cap space that is the only logical explanation for the trade! We might need to think of trading Quinton Ross and J.Singleton while we are at it

Mommy mi o si nle Daddy mi o si nle Egbon mi o si nle Emi ni kan lo wa nle wa gba kondo - Da Grin

biina:
Talk about saving the best for last. Cards and Packers offenses really put on a show.
Earlier, the Ravens beat up on the Pats in every ramification of the phrase.

Next week:

Cardinals @ Saints (Sat 4:30pm ET)
If Boldin is available, I will go with the Cardinals winning on the road.

I go with you on this inasmuch as i want the Saints to win it all their collapse has been shocking and the Cardinals are just not the team you want to play when you are going through a slump! The fact that they are road-warriors as their 3-0 record in the playoffs last season and their regular season record this term shows i would have to go with the Cards

biina:
Ravens @ Colts (Sat 8:15pm ET)
The easiest opposition the colts could get. They should be able to beat the ravens like they have done in the previous 7 meetings.

Hmm not as easy as you might think!! If you guys do play to the peak of your powers not even T-Sizzle would be able to stop y'all. The key is would that happen? Its a really tough call but the Pats where horrible and i still dont think the Ravens where that good so the Colts should take it

biina:
Dallas @ Vikings (Sun 1:00PM ET))
Both teams are very similar but I will go with the Vikings playing at home and the experience of Favre.

This has the potential to be the best game of the playoffs so far!! Great offenses and erratic QB's who could be heroes one minute and zeroes the next. I just have that sneaky feeling the Cowboys would do it again and Demarcus Ware may give Favre one of the worst games of his life with crazy sacks

biina:
Jets @ Chargers (Sun 4:40pm ET)
Interesting matchup which I feel favors the Jets with their strong running game against the Chargers porous run defence. Interesting to see how Revis will do against Jackson who has a clear physical advantage.

Football is not all about your running game Biina! Sometimes i think you over-emphasize on it sef. I just don't see the Chargers not picking this game up

chiogo:
LOL, @ poster, you sef leave them alone.

Sheesh, I remember back in naija this dude would be stalking my sister and she'd be wary of going out, he even found out where we lived. And on top of that, the fool was mad old My sister was a minor then.

And I remember this 30-something yr old man that used to bother me, OMG! I was only 10 oo
Good thing he didn't know my name, he kept calling me 'obioma', LMCAO!! Obioma coo Chioma nee.

Where is his house?? Lemme send ma road-dogs to go break him off real bad!! What is a 30 year old man doing chasing 10 year old girls?? who knows how many 10 year old girls the babylonian is scheming on now?

maedan:
Looove that song!!

@ topic
Toni Tony Tone - It's Our Anniversary.

Classic tune. Youngins of nowadays need to go back and learn the art of making classics!! I am not sure i was born when this song dropped

Only one - Eternal

presido1:
If Tevez is shyte i wonder what that fake oyibo version of yaradua(Berba-slow) is. Those two strikers of ours that scored hatrick are far more better than Mr snail. His lazy spirit alone is killing the team.
Apache i miss your hustling.

Dude if you played Fantasy Footie you would realize how utterly useless Berbatwat is!
Tevez - 117 pts
Berbatwat - 62 pts

His injury has to be a blessing in disguise

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5296515#msg5296515 date=1263258617]Had to get "shark-teeth" cos at the time, the citeh game looked like the only phocking team that could survive the deep freeze. Good judgement  [/quote]That was a pretty good accident. He has so far been my smartest buy this season he has copped me 9,12 and 17 points since i copped him. Please don't take my Carlitos away

LWKMF

You dropped the bomb on me - Uncle Charlie Wilson & The G.A.P Band (Some good old classic ish)

hax:
lol

Ludacris feat Beanie Siegel and love-vendor C - Do your time

let's see if piimp is censored. lol

You are darn skippy it was censored! Nairaland is fast becoming Sesame Street

Pachanga - Fabolous

Its a pure lack of etiquette and manners . Toasting is our right! Whether you accept or refuse is up to y'all but be gracious about it. Some of them would rather act like skeezers just to prove their point

Pharoh:

Brother i am asking the united states to release muttalab now for me to blow up their next bus ride, i had four of their players in my own fantasy team  

Those guys are primates!! I wish they had a dictator for a ruler in their country!! Some of them where even smiling after the loss

Ibime:
Am phucking issed off mehn. . . . when Eldee was arguing with Sauron about Tevez, I was tempted to sign Tevez. . . . but I said Ill give it one more week. . . .

Now, I've gone to sign him quickly. . . . before his price goes up!

Procrastination is a thief of time ma nigga!! I have been studying Tevez for a while and he has been in red hot form since they beat you guys too bad you didn't notice!! A new manager and fixtures against Stoke, Wolves and Blackburn of which two where at home. Hahaha it was a no brainer

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5296065#msg5296065 date=1263250526]You know i wonder sometimes but it seems we both seem to think alike. i had three of those bloodclat terrorists in me team including the bloody keeper, only did not even phocking feature!! 
Ziani whom i had so much hope in could do nada! chai!
Well Tevez made me smile a lil bit, a whole bit! 

I just love that his waist grinding celebration,
hope he does it against manscum in the CC  [/quote]My brother i could not believe my eyes. Malawi?? abi na Malaria dem call dem self. I just hope Sammy Eto'o kills it with Cameroun on Wednesday. It seems they are really generous with points in this Nations cup thingy i was not expecting more than 10 points

As for Tevez i thought you said you where not going to buy him? His waist grinding celebration is his jazz. He has gone to an Aztec temple to get his brain cells cooked and that is their celebratory dance! as long as he keeps doing it he would keep scoring

presido1:
I will be pissed if Tavez kick us out from the Carling Cup. SAF smoked raw pawpaw leaf prior to making decision on not signing Apache. I pray that decision don't keep us empty handed like some club side up London.

He was high on Reggie Miller when he refused to renew Don Carlitos's contract and Don Carlitos would make y'all pay  

I just hope the nigga's silence is golden surely he must have the 411 on whats going on with Yaradua

I am sure with every goal Tevez scores at City a new hole is being torn in Fergie's ass. Especially now that he is stuck with a convalescing Dimitar "Owo-jona" Berbatofu who by this time next season might be on loan to Levski Sofia

5 goals in 3 league games already! Thats about Berbatwat's tally for the season! Its not hard to tell who got the shorter end of the stick

Where are those orangutans that where comparing Tevez to Paul Dickov again? 5 goals in 3 league games

How could they lose 3-zip to Malawi? Malawi! For goodness sake!! I am playing an African cup of nations in my fantasy league and i have three of those babylonians in ma team! Two where defenders for that matter

Got Tevez?

Don Carlitos grabbed a sizzling hat-trick 14pts plus another 3 as bonus! Why on earth did i not make him ma captain instead of that hedgehog called Wayne Rooney! I must make him ma captain next gameweek even if he scores negative digits

Where is Eldee? I hope he would be gracious enuff to acknowledge the game i gave him so he could cop Tevez

Lastly i want to send a big F.u.ck you to those Algerian imbeciles! I don't know how they made it to the World Cup but i hope them Cabinda rebels shoot up their bus and leave em dead from their waste down

Hmm just saw a re-run of the game and i have to say we where lethargic from start to finish! When a man about a couple of inches taller than Danny DeVito is out jumping your entire defence then you have to question the team's hunger. Traore got turned over more times than steak at a BBQ party he was the worst player on the pitch by light years! Ramsey was also off tune but i can pardon him. Diaby has really improved i wont even front another good game yesterday
All in all i still feel our recipe for success is still missing a few ingredients

Abeg and Abeg we have to buy a striker! Both our fit strikers are one legged and we would win zilch with Eduardo leading that forward line. He needs to play with some swag mayne that dude is too timid right now, jeez we practically played 4-6-0 yesterday and it seems Sagna is the only one that doesn't realize that we have little aerial presence he needs to stop hoofing the ball to the opponents 18! Adebayor is at City and Bendtner is injured nigga!!!

With Denilson's injury looking serious our to-buy list has increased to 3. This season we have as good a chance of winning the league as 07/08 please Wenger don't blow it by not signing

7 f.ucking points!! Oghene me! What am i supposed to do with that? That City vs Blackburn game must not be postponed and the head honcho Carlitos Tevez must bang in a brace for the Roc

@Tkb
Bros i just went for either of the goalies from Algeria Cameroun, Cote D Ivoire or Ghana i picked Kameni though i just hope he is still Cameroun's first choice.

Berbatov is an over-rated bloodclot he should switch to modelling or gay p.orn.

@MrCrackles
No one would even pay 15mil for Berbatwat with his current form but i am sure the Spurs would happily buy him back for 10mil

Birmingham have stepped their game up so i won't beat myself up over this result if i was a Scummie but y'all need to buy cos an injury to Rooney now and the season goes Kabooom!!
I am happy Mark Clattenburg also had the cojones to send D.Fletcher off he is fast becoming an EPL hoodlum with his career-threatening

@Bawo
Hahaha if you could read you would observe that i was the only one who predicted the Cowboys would win. My team won the SB last year and i'm not ruling the Cowboys out of this year's own

McNabb had a stinker jeez even Mike Vick was not that bad

Mark Sanchez! Boy oh boy was he something else though he had just one TD pass his passer rating was a dizzying 139.4. As for the Bengals only Cedric Benson came to play, Bawo your Bears where dumb to cut him at least una for don get running game since u have no receivers

@Biina
When did the Steelers have a running game? Definitely not last season if we did we wouldn't have needed Big Ben's heroics at last season's SB. I would not put our disappointing season down to just Ben! Maybe he gets sacked a lot but getting sacked is better than throwing INT's.

I am loving this Nations Cup fantasy tournament. Unlimited budget you can pick all the stars you want in your squad and even have the luxury of playing four players from the same team

Maybe it has something to do with a certain Ron Artest lol why on earth did y'all swap him for a way younger Trevor Ariza? And worse y'all gave him a long term deal maybe i am over-reacting sha maybe its because y'all missed Gasol

I think the Magic are going through a worse stretch than y'all they have dropped 4 straight to shyte teams. Jameer Nelson has been sub-par so far

Close but no cigar! And the Crabaliers lose to the Nuggets

@H202
We are only three games behind y'all ooh. . . Hehehe Dampier has even started shooting and making threes you have to see it to believe it