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platinumnk:
im not fronting . .  money doesnt phase me
_{not if you dont need it . . .}  

I am not justifying what they do but if more girls had your kinda orientation less guys would be doing Yahoo. Yahoo has practically reduced the level of Aristorism in Naija Campuses there are fewer aristos preying on our young girls now the young guys have stepped their game up financially and Aristorism is gradually becoming extinct  

PL/SQL really is the only language you need when it comes to Oracle to be honest at least with the little knowledge i have i know that PL/SQL is a very powerful language and except you are working outside the database there really isn't any need for Java

biina:
Yes it is unlikely, more so after all the Offensive coaches have been fired for his sake. Still wonder if Shanahan would try.
The more interesting target for Shanahan would be Brandon Marshall, who is definitely unsettled in Denver, but the cap year problem could make him 'untradable'.
I wish the Colts would get a big receiver like that. The colts receivers are much smaller, and tall guys do have some advantages in the NFL, if in doubt ask anyone who has played San diego.

Haba you guys don't exactly have midgets as your receivers na!! What about Dallas Clark and Reggie Wayne?

Naija girls are one of the most materialistic girls on the planet. Yeah i said it!! Make una attack me na una no plenty reach  

90% of guys that do yahoo usually spend a healthy percentage of their gwap on chicas the other 10% are gay  

Lemme quote the words of Dave Chappelle here. . "If a man could s.h.a.g a woman in a cardboard box he wouldn't buy a house"

Lemme check it! Thanks bruv

bawomolo:
a-40 what have you done to moonstone, where is she?

did you send her packing back to naija?

LWKMF!! Bawo you dey craze. She's busy holidaying i would holla at her for you, right now though she's having too much fun

Of course. Just make sure you get you some ESPN although they show more AFC playoff games than NFC but they are alright

I am not Alex Faggotson i would not blame my Fantasy Cup Exit on the weather. . . .

I am not Alex Faggotson i would not blame my Fantasy Cup Exit on the weather. . . .

I am not Alex Faggotson i would not blame my Fantasy Cup Exit on the weather. . . .

As advised by my therapist on finding out the Arsenal vs Bolton game had been postponed

First it was Delonte " Shina Rambo" West now its Agent Zero. Truly there are somethings money can't buy e.g
common sense

Happy Trails Agent Zero. . . Gilbert Arenas suspended indefinitely without pay and he could not have gotten a better birthday gift for his 28th and nucca stands to lose $147,200 per game. Sheesh that Zero must stand for Zero intelligence!! Does he not know about gun laws in D.C? Its an NBA Arena not Rucker Park! maybe he wants to go and share showers with Plaxico
Shaq must be thanking his stars since they play the Wiz tonight the suspension could not have come sooner

jimblaze:
No problem, drop your email and with trigger creation, wat are u trying to do?

As for triggers its basically Before Insert and Before Update triggers or System triggers i.e either for a Schema or the entire Database

Still chicken change for them presidents. That's about the amount of money Abacha and Babangida embezzled per hour

Last time i checked we don't have any form of nuclear warfare . Empty threat

Dr Kitaun:
Vela is a EFFING DISGRACE. . .sincerely I don’t see what people say they see in him, I would rather have Jorge Campos come and play in his position if it were about national/continental quota LOL

@Ibime

your comments about Gignac seems so true, but do u really think AW would want to buy him now that he isnt as hot as he was last season ?

Did someone say Darren BENT is AW’s target ? what a fat joke

Bros i beg to differ if not for Vela we woulda been out of the FA Cup by now! His two assists was man of the match stuff. If Vela has been disappointing this season then Wenger is to blame because that kid has hardly had any playing time if he was given half the chances that Danish Giraffe was given we would have someone that can challenge Eduardo for the top striker spot in Vela by now

rasputinn:
^^^
Yes boss,the balance is there in the January transfer market,_{and make that balances} as we need a left back too

I doubt Arsene would buy a LB

Please can someone tell that geriatric Silvestre to stop overlapping as he honestly does not add anything to our attack if you add the fact that he lacks the pace to get back to position in fast breaks then its not hard to tell that playing him at left back is like sitting on a keg of gunpowder.

I agree Diaby has improved no doubt but consistency is the key here

Wenger has to sign and if he insists he does not need a striker at least get a capable backup for Vermaelen and Gallas if we don't do that and either of these guys get injured or lose from i am afraid we would be singing the same hook we have been singing for some seasons now

Of course its bastardized!! Organization, quality of play errtin i mean over the weekend i saw a game between 3SC and Enyimba and these guys where still using cardboards to make substitutions and indicate added time. In 2010

I had a sneaky feeling they would sneak Obasi into that list and i was right

jabbok:
The fire is really waning out here. what is happening?

Not enough of us here i guess. Inconsistency and some others got their personal reasons i for instance really had to push Oracle to the back cos of Final year projects and exams

jimblaze:
What always reboot? Your Oracle Database Installation or the Virtual machine?
Clarify.
@ azum i got it solved, i installed oracle 10g on solaris 10 running on a virtual machine and found out the OS was unstable as i had not yet updated it with all the necessary packages
@ A-40
Its not like that i guess there's just too few of us on here. Rockwise Cemis?? Never heard of it. Do you know any firms that run it or what?? I use Oracle mainly on Windows and sparingly on Linux so i don't know much about running it on Solaris you might need to go through a few technical articles or installation guides on Solaris
Rockwise cemis is an ERP software developed by a lebanese company called dynamesh and it runs ontop of oracle db 10g mainly for the construction industry, we are in the testing stages right now

Ohhh an ERP Software?? There are a lot of that now sha Peoplesoft, SAP e.t.c. I am kinda trying to run one of the SAP modules while i am home and waiting for ma result and the Service thingy. Could you gimme some more data on this Rockwise cemis thing? maybe i could drop my email or something just let me know

Also i could use some help on Trigger Creation

Zooo-wooo!!! This is getting pretty ridiculous. Maybe y'all are missing the winking diver afterall surely if he was around he would have snorkeled his way to an equalizing penalty for y'all.

What would Fergie blame this loss on this time? a League 1 side was too much of a stiff test for them they should have been paired with a side from the Blue Square League but seriously someone should tell this man to stop dancing naked at Alaba Market y'all conceded in the 19th minute for goodness sake!! how much more extra time does he need the ref to add?? Why does he not simply tell the refs to let them play till Utd score?

Chei!! Na waah ooh so no playoffs for my Steelers?? No wahala sha we would be back next year last year's superbowl glory should last me till then. After all is said and done i guess a team that loses to the Bears, Raiders and Chiefs really have no business in the playoffs

biina:
My thought on the teams

AFC
#1 Colts - The question is about if they will be rusty. If we win the divisional game, we will win the SB. Still, I am not too optimistic about it. With Freeney and Mathis free, they have a best pass rush pair and will be able to deal with San diego and NE.

Peyton Manning and more often your D has failed your Colts in times past i would not be suprised if this repeats itself again

biina:
#2 Chargers - A very interesting team with their tall receivers. Would have loved to see them against Revis and the Jets. Outside of the Colts, the should be able to handle everyone else.

Phillip Rivers has garnered some post-season experience and i feel this might be the season they make the big leap. LaDainian Tomlinson has not been as injury plagued as last year even though his year has been quiet kinda but they also have guys like Antonio Gates who can really catch the football

biina:
#3 Pats - They would have been an interesting matchup for the Chargers, but with Welker out, I doubt they can get past Baltimore. NE has operated with primarily 2 receivers all season, and now they are down to one. Add a sputtering running game, and a dodgy pass defence, and there is just so much one can ask of "Brady to Moss". Sorry but NE will be 1 and done.

I really have not seen too much of them this season so i really can't say much on them

biina:
#4 Bengals - Interesting rematch against the Jets, which I expect them to win, but I dont see them going beyond the divisional rounds against either the colts or chargers.

I see no reason why they can't win the match against the Jets the question is can they handle multi-dimensional QB's like Manning or Rivers??

biina:
#5 Jets - Great defence and running game, but a woeful passing game. Sanchez will have to transform overnight for them to beat the bengals. The bengals will take away the running game and have Sanchez try to beat them in the air. With Mark '20 INTs' Sanchez throwing the ball, and Braylon 'drop it like its hot' Edwards receiving? it aint gonna happen!

Hahahaha

Seriously though the Jets started well lost their way midway and bounced back just in time they would have been the perfect cinderella team but i just don't think they can put enough points up on the board to hang with the Bengals,Colts,Chargers and maybe even the Pats

biina:
#6 Ravens - The Ravens are my dangerous team of the AFC. They have the post season experience, a very good QB in flacco, solid running game with Rice and McGahee, and several players like that can make plays on either side of the ball including on special teams. Their only short coming is their weak secondary that has no shutdown corners and need double coverage, but this shouldnt be a problem against a 'welkerless' NE. If the beat NE, meet a rusty Colts, meet the Chargers who they beat in wk2 (and not the bengals that swept them) they have a good chance of getting into the SB.

I really dunno about the Ravens getting to the SB. They still aren't that dynamic offensively they had the same problem last year and lost to the Steelers and like you said their weak secondary is very very open to exploitation. They might go past the Pats but making the SB is a stretch

Ma SB pick here is between the Chargers and the Colts

NFC

biina:
#1 Saints - Not looking good. Their performance has been mediocre in the last 5 games. Add the lack

I still want to believe the Saints can make playoff noise but when you almost lose to the Red-skins and then the Bucs you have to wonder if these guys mean business

biina:
#2 Vikings - Have the ingredients (in Favre, AP, and a great defence), and the recipe (run first and let Favre make big plays with the play fake), but the question is can they cook?. Childress and Favre need to sort out their issues, and AP needs to protect the ball better. With those issues unresolved, I dont see them going beyond their first game.

The Vikings essentially look stronger than last year but their over-reliance on Adrian Peterson could be a gift or a curse. I would expect them to at least get to the NFC Championship game though

biina:
#3 Cowboys - One and done against the eagles. Th inexperience of Romo and the cowboys will come to the fore, and they will once again choke against the eagles. There is a reason the Cowboys haven't one a playoff game in 10yrs.

I would not be so quick to put my money on the Eagles. Romo might be a choker but McNabb has hardly been better if you also factor the fact that the Eagles essentially have a younger and less experienced defence line you would see that it could go either way. Miles Austin and Jason Witten could be the difference makers here

biina:
#4 Cardinals - The team whose performance is a random process. Their game against the packers is an interesting one, and I feel with Warner playing they should be able to get over the packers. They will definitely need boldon and cromartie back to stand a chance. They are the most unpredictable and dangerous team in the NFC.

They especially need Cromartie obviously Boldon too but i think Larry Fitzgerald can handle the load. A very versatile team offensively and the Packers let in too many points against good sides i feel this is where the Cards have the advantage

biina:
#5 Packers - Nice team but I doubt they will get past Arizona, and even if they do, there chances are not good against the Vikings or saints.

I know anything can happen in the playoffs but these guys let in just too many points!! Add A.Rodge's inexperience and you just don't see the Packers going too far

biina:
#6 Eagles - I expect them to beat Dallas this time around, and should be able to get past the saints, but I dont see them beating the vikings, Cardinals or packers.

They can beat the Cowboys but i won't be suprised if they don't. Like i said before their defence line is pretty young and can be taken advantage of plus you never know which McNabb is going to show up

SB candidates here hmm:
Vikings, Cardinals or maybe even Cowboys

H2O2:
A-40, sorry we despoiled your Mavs.

Same goes for the other teams that have beat us this year. Next time we meet, believe we're coming with a vengeance.

Its no biggie we where coming off the back of a win against the Kings the night before so we had to play duds like Quinton Ross and Singleton too many men used by Rick Carlisle i wonder why he didnt just stick with the usual 8 man rotation. Its all good at least we beat y'all earlier and our record against the Western Conference finalists is 2-1 not bad considering the fact that all 3 games have been road games

JeSoul:
Rumor has it Cleveland is going to make a major trade before the deadline . . . who do you think needs to go besides Mo-i-disappear-at-crunch-time Williams?

I wonder who would collect Mo Williams fat pay-check with free agency looming and the labor agreement thingy. Expiring contracts is where its at right now. Happy new year to you too and we are doing just fine remember we beat the Lakers earlier unless you where expecting us to sweep em. . 2nd in the West is exactly where we want to be

bawomolo:
the bulls are having a turn around, derrick rose is back to true form.   The bulls aren't playing for anything, we all know the real season for the bulls is during free agency.  we are watching you dwayne wade.

the blackhawks are making me pround anyway

Happy new year bro. You have still not explained how you lost a 35 pt lead in the third minute of the third quarter to the Sacramento Kings. Thats what you get for cutting Ben Gordon and keeping Luol Dung but John Salmons has been the biggest letdown of all! Dude has been shambolic. Lebron is joining D.Wade in Miami! either him or Carlos Boozer

H2O2:
LeSPN tried to pull a Kobe last night against the Bobcats so he can get LeSlurped by BSPN but he LeClanked.
I Leloled.

You need bed-rest

Chei T-Mac and A.I are in the running for Next month's All-star game!! The NBA has to do something about this circus All-star voting has become. Very soon Micheal Jordan, Magic Johnson and Dr J would be leading votes in All-star ballots

chamotex:
I won't have s e x until my wedding day

H2O2:
Seconded   i try

chamotex:
You are blessed my brother . . . . Keep strong okay

I laugh in Yaradua  

Happy New year y'all.

Where is Bawo let him come and explain to us how his Bulls managed to squander a 35pt lead three minutes into the third quarter against the Kings??

biina:
Finally, the Marshall-McDaniels saga goes 360. Josh decides to show everyone that he is from the BB coaching tree by dropping Brandon for the must win game against the Chief, and more or less, call to question Brandon's commitment and integrity. Brandon is the best player in Denver and the management will be silly to trade him before firing the coach.

We, The Giants and Broncos would have to be the triplet poster children for throwing away advantages. Anyway Josh McDaniels not playing the Brandon Marshall is fine by me it simply means one less team to worry about in the AFC. I really cannot explain what has happened to the Broncos over the past two seasons though

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=374223.msg5231199#msg5231199 date=1262378980]Stop spamming the forum with your posts [/quote]

MrCrackles:
Debosky stop spamming the forum with new year messages. . . .

LWKMF

dayokanu:
The secret to Mukinas revival isthat I have been adding sperms I mean points from me to her Kitty(NL word editor)

You sicko


Happy New Year y'all!! 2010: The Year of The ROC. . . Nuff said

Overall achievements then maybe Lampard but on current form Fabregas is light years ahead of him

Somebody call the medics, Red cross anybody there is a hateration epidemic going on here 

I A-40 (Professor Emeritus) by the power vested in me by this great University of Nairaland would like to award a P.H.D (Playa Hating Degree) to the creator of this thread Michelin89. After diligent research and a successful defense of her thesis in PlayaHaterology we at the Department of Human Psychology Faculty of Arts University of Nairaland hereby award her her doctorate degree

If you guys can't stand Ri-ri just stick to your Lady Gaga! Its not by force ahn ahn see people older than this girl's mother hating on her 

I didn't like her Disturbia thingy but she more than made up for it with Take a Bow and Rehab

Y'all say she doesn't have talent!! How many talentless girls less than 22 can boast of three chart-topping platinum selling albums? If she is not talented then i don't know who is


Also for people comparing music of the 90's to now. I am also of the opinion that the 90's music was better but if you ask an 80's baby for his opinion he would tell you their music was better so its a never ending cycle

FL Gators:

. Oto koro bi Guinness

FL Gators:
Happy New Year, babe

Happy New Year Mami

Hapy New Year my people. May the future and this year in particular hold more joy than pain

This weekend is really going to be the weekend

Bengals vs Jets
Eagles vs Cowboys
Steelers vs Dolphins
Patriots vs Texans

dayokanu:
Illusion or is it delusion they call you, mukina is signed sealed for me go find ennyluv

LWKMF

Happy New Year y'all!! hopefully y'all can break into the top 4

Mama-gee must be into sales. WholeHOEsales  either that or she is an anatomical sales associate that would explain why she has bumped into lot of foul-smelling niggas

Happy Nu Year to all the lovely females and grimy fellas in the house! The ones that rep the Gunners 24/7 365,366 in a leap year.
Arsene has fooled around long enough! This is the season where Confetti shall rain at the Emiratti.

Bottles of Ace,Nuvo,Belvie(Belvedere),Grey Goose,Cuervo,Johnnie Walker Red Label,Mo,Henny e.t.c shall be popped by Gunner fans across the globe this season. Oba Atokpeyi. . . Itse (Edo peeps i hope i got the spelling right)

Antonio Valencia an average Joe from Wigan has done more in half a season than Berbaslug has done in a season and a half. He's flopped harder than 50's new album

@Ruudie
If the game was on the line and you needed an equalizer or game-winner and you could only bring in one of Wazza or Berba or Owen or Berba who would you choose? Who would you rather have fit all season? Wazza or Berbaslug