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I have seen all three of Ramsey's goals this season and they all oozed class. He is better than any U-20 midfielder in any of the big 4 clubs only a Chav or Scummie with Cerebral palsy would argue that

@Eldee
Hahaha!! I laugh in Ancelotti i didn't stop copping points just a bad week here and there but i was still able to cop 305 pts despite making a ridiculous number of transfers i mean as at the end of the last week you where ahead of me by 14pts i went ahead to make 3 transfers and i'm still topping ya with 11pts. Keep up ma nigga
Cos i am aiming for the top 10 i'm just 43pts off it even Galacticos is only 139pts away. Team Roc is looking at the big picture

@Borat
Trust me their revival wont begin at the Emirates! Not even if they hired Marcello Lippi! They are the only team in the EPL yet to keep a clean sheet and that record would not be broken when they meet the best O in the league. You are better off hoping your Fulham troops score

@Eldee
Tevez has been fairly regular for Citeh before he got injured! I was going to cop him after his winner against Chelsea i procrastinated and he scored against us in the CC, a deuce against Bolton and a p.k against Sunderland and that was when i realized my folly and ran to cop him before he scored a hat trick in his next game. 21pts later and i am smiling like a man who drank a chinchilled bottle of coke. They play Blackburn next and i would buy him if i where u regardless of the price. You know the saying "Scared money don't make none"

I am also loving the musical chairs game going on between 15 and 20 its some F1 ish

@Borat
The only hat-trick K.Davies would score would be own-goals assisted by Arshavin. I just have that feeling he is going to murder them on the 6th

I have the highest pts total so far once again! It seems when i make moves in the market i get rewards for it

Secondly who are the FPL mutants i got paired with? How can i get over 60pts and still not be sure of advancing to the next phase of the Cup or winning my League game

@Mystikal
You have Gallas and Sorensen while i have Zamora so for me to be sure of winning you i have to hope that neither of them keep a clean sheet or save a p.k so its not as hopeless as you think

@Illusion2
A-40 a closet Scouser? Hahaha i laugh in Ancellotti. . . Your luck is at the edge of a cliff bruv so don't push it. I can stand y'all sha u guys are not as lousy as the rest

@Debosky
Picture we had a UCL Quarter final game against Madrid or Barca and by a sick twist of fate we had one of Verm or Gallas injured for both legs would you sleep well knowing Silvestre is your only backup option? There are a lot of decent younger CB's that would kill to be at a club like Arsenal whether as starters or backup options remember also that we need to prepare for the eventuality of a Gallas departure in the nearest future i still think we are one or two signings away from clinching this league. Just ma honest opinion

Scott Parker picks up too many yellows i dunno if he is what we need

We have really been lucky to have the kind of dynamic midfield that puts other big 4 candidates to shame in terms of goalscoring
Fabregas: 12
Arshavin: 8
Diaby: 6
Ramsey: 3
Nasri: 3
Denilson: 3
Not to talk of defenders
Vermaelen: 6
Gallas: 5

This shows that we are kinda over relying too much on non strikers to score which in some way is a gift and a curse cos it gives us fluidity but there are games e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea where a sharper and stronger frontman would have done the bizness. I know hindsight is 20/20 but with RVP out i just cant see that consistent goalscorer in that team

kushe:
@mama gee
       
u are quite a sensation here which just goes to say u are more secretly admired than you will ever hear all the peeps all over your tail admit.

do naija men smell awful? i guess a tiny fraction does especially those that have the misfortune of having bad friends and relatives who endure the stench whenever they are around and run the same old commentary when they go like 'men,that guy dey boom ooo'

women however do smell too.mindfully a tiny fraction too.once had a date with the most amazing looking chick[body wise] a couple of years back in lagos,i met her on the street and so the stench waint perceivable and besides she looked too hot to smell.got her no and arranged a date.our chosen day came and unfortunately it was ralning but thankfully my car was air conditioned and so i went to pick her up.

long story short,worst date of my entire life cos i couldnt breathe and i couldnt wind down either and this girl was so cocky with the attitude like she was prince william's cousin.we went to a chicken licken in surulere and i was just praying no one i knew walked in and saw me standing close to the source of the stench .thankfully the rain kept people away but made my date unbearable and miserable.

guess what.her spoken english was a 9,she went to QC ,her body was like 9.5ish and on the stankometer ,she broke the calibration.

Osanobua!!  

H2O2:
@GL

abegi quiet ya basket mouth. shatup joh.

Tell em hommie

GL:
nigerian guys and their egos! u guys should stop getting angry because this is true. if u don't have body/mouth odour u probably know someone else that does. don't trivialize this issue because it is serious and it can be reversed. anyone can have body odour if they don't clean up daily. and i like to believe that a few days of proper hygiene can reverse it. u don't have to be rich, just ensure u wash your armpits, privates, between your toes and behind your ears properly when u bathe. and use a deodorant! u dont need perfume, in fact perfume can't prevent body odour.

i've noticed this body odour thing in both guys and girls but most of the time, like 90% is with guys. i think many guys don't bathe daily. but really it's bad, i don't know if it's because we go to boarding schools or kids don't learn good hygiene at home. but many 9ja guys don't bathe daily they just spray perfume. i have several guy friends that have bad body odour and they dress very well and some are even handsome. the body odour is just a big putoff, especially when it is combined with mouth odour.

it's more annoying to me when i see a guy with body and/or mouth odour hugging/kissing his girlfriend. because i know it must be irritating to the girl, i don't know why girls can't make their guy perform the necessary daily hygiene exercises. it seems the person who has it cannot smell it so they need someone close to them to tell them.

What is the meaning of this mumble-jumble?? So are you telling us girls don't walk around with stanky mouths too? Lets not even talk of down south that one na another matter entirely. The issue here is the nomenclature of this thread!! What is with the putting of fellas in a cardboard box and just labeling them!! Some of you girls stink too!

A striker and someone that can efficiently deputize for either Vermaelen or Gallas. I just wish Cameroun lose their first two games so that Song can get back ASAP. He was a monster today!! And i swear i would bathe in acid anyone that even compares him to Mikel

Aaron Ramsey is really starting to live up to the hype i have to admit

Finally we beat Denver!! I was starting to think they owned us!! Y'all might not agree but i think Los Mavs made the best trades over the summer!! Drew Gooden and Tim Thomas have been steals i'm just loving the depth right now!! When you can beat the Crabaliers without Nowitzki it means a lot

JeSoul:
Hehe the rest of us enjoyed every second of it jare, lol.

That should snap them back to reality that it is not a foregone conclusion they will snag another trophy this year. I couldn't even believe the Celtics trumped Orlando like they did, and did it without their top scorer . . . goes to show when they really focus and come to play, they can be invinsible. They looked bored losing to the Clips and GS past 2 games lol. I wish the playoffs would start already . . .

It was funny to watch but methinks they where just snoozing but really i think they are relying too much on Kobe for offense especially in their last set of games. I can't wait for y'all to clash though

I heard firearms where found in Gilbert Arenas's locker?? Hmm when next are the Cavs visiting the Verizon Center Shaq had better watch out!! It seems Arenas is feening to bust a cap

She's definitely not the one in that pic A girl that cute would be around better smelling boys don't you think?

mukina2:

at least i'll have 50 points

A40
you got lucky, the Crystal ball didnt see it well

Your crystal ball is a fake one go and bowl with it 

Chai my Fantasy opponent also has Rooney albeit not as a captain!! Sheesh Vermaelen,Arshavin and Zamora had better ginger their swagga ooh!! 7 pts from all 3 cats is all i need to zoom into the next round!! luckily for me he left Shawcross and Sorensen on the bench

@Mystikal
You have Sorensen in your goal as well you still have hope

EmperorOlu:
Mama gee ,you have issues, just because you live abroad does not give you the right to ridicule Nigerian men.

I bet you are one of those Nigerian girls with K-legs and flat behinds

GBAM!!

Who is the Orangutan that opened this thread? When dudes pounce on y'all you would say Naija men have no manners

It takes a woman with body odour to attract a man with one so miss mama-gee i think you need to smell yasef

Ching ching getting points over here

@Mystikal
We seem to be having quite a shootout even though i couldn't help but muffle a chuckle when i remembered Bramble was in your roster why did you not add Figueroa to your team too? what did you expect from Wigan at OT? If i recall correctly they let in 9 at Shyte Hart lane their D is looser than a hooker's snatch!! i would not buy their defenders if they paid me to do so. I was also mad that we conceded at Fratton Park till i remembered you had Gallas and a clean sheet was not exactly in my best interest. Since we got almost similar personnel its a straight up war between Gallas and Zamora i don't think you should give up yet

@Muki
Shame to bad people! A goal and an assist by the Mighty Shrek can i get ma points now

Muki when Rooney scores please feel free to call up the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan to help you lead a million man march to OT to cancel the goal

Won tu ti n soro shebi awon lo lenunue. Yeye

When he scores go and cancel his goal

@Mystikal
Team Roc is still very much in the fantasy cup! I should catch up with my opponent when Wazza grabs his brace tommorow
I also see we share almost identical personnel with Gallas and Bramble your potential difference makers

Maybe a long term injury to Rooney is what it would take to convince y'all that Berbaslug is shyte. Maybe na im passes and fanciful flicks una go chop when what y'all really need from him are goals!! Has he even scored in 3 or 4 straight games since joining Utd?

You guys are some buncha road dogs mayne and thanks to the imbecilic Warnock and the clinical Torres you guys just about completed the biggest heist in the EPL this season who knows maybe this is where ish would turn around positively for y'all

Aaaaaarrrrgh Stephen Warnock you slowpoke!! I hope you get despoil.d by Nikolai Valuev on aphrodisiacs. The i.d.i.o.t.i.c son of a female dog has ensured my fantasy cup opponent copped at least 12pts on Torres alone (made him captain) Wazza destroyin Wigan tommorow is not an option

@Borat
That game has goalless draw written over it but who knows you might get lucky
As for Arsenal vs Bolton forgerrit the only thing Bolton are going to get is a beatdown which would equal to one's and two's for u gone are the Allardyce days. Plus a bird in hand is worth two in the bushes! Zamora or Duff could be rested for those bonus games so its best you cop high performers regardless. Its no biggie sha i've got Vermaelen,Arshavin and Zamora

@Ruudie
If you paid 30mil for something i doubt you would throw a handkerchief at it never mind a boot! Simply put Fergie's hands are tied

Your analogy on Eduardo is so flawed i would blame it on the alcohol.
1. Eduardo was not worth 30mil
2. He was yet to play in Western Europe never mind the EPL i really don't see where these parallel lines meet

Only a half baboon half gorilla would question the rationale of bringing Fab. What is the essence of a bench? Is it not to tip the scales of a balanced game in your favor? Thankfully the injury is short term we need him fresh for those brutal run of fixtures in January and February and if we can't get past Pompey,Bolton Everton without Fab where two out of those 3 fixtures are home games then we must be high on Cohiba to think we can win the league. By the way when on earth are Bendtner and Rosicky coming back? Since Rozzy's contract is expiring i think its best he is given a one year rollin contract on a pay as you play basis or two at most

@Bgees
I admire your honesty. . Just tell your gaffer to review our game against Villa and get him to pay attention and bring along his famous pen and jotter to take down a few notes

@Borat
Wrong move ma nigga. Of all the 4 teams playing bonus games Arsenal are really the only free scoring side and our style of play usually makes it hard to pin down a sure-fire goalscorer especially with injuries to our top performers in Cesc and RVP so gambling on players from the other 3 teams may not really pay off
Plus Tevez is the man in form! He's put 21pts on ma board and woulda done more if i made him skipper i chose him cos he's their go-to guy in offense and cos fixtures against Stoke,Wolves and Blackburn = GOALS

@Krayola
Thats the keyword "He just came back from injury" which means peeps shoulda been a little more patient. At this rate you would have to admit he's been your best signing so far! The bobo has been ballin outta control

Berbaslug na okrika. Na im type dem dey call gbajue for market and before peeps throw the 'he won the carling cup and EPL' line in ma face remember that if we had a roll call of Utd's key players that season Berbaslug would not make the list

@Ruudie
Are u Katt Williams in disguise? So u expect Sir Alex 'i'm always right' Ferguson to admit he blew 30mil on a kpanda like Berbaslug? When a 30mil striker is just about level on goals with Vermaelen and has scored less than Diaby then its only right we call a flop by his name

Nna mehn Carlitos just dey sweet my belle. I wonder why i didnt go for Bellamy too. I hope Tevez scores a deuce

My Rock - Beyonce

jimblaze:
Le moor, A-40, etc were are you guys @?dont tell me this thread is dead?anyway have you guys heared aboutR ROCKWISE CEMIS?its a construction and engineering mgt software that runs ontop of oracle 10g,and trying to install oracle 10g r2 on solaris 10 on virtual box but its always reboots, any solution?

Its not like that i guess there's just too few of us on here. Rockwise Cemis?? Never heard of it. Do you know any firms that run it or what?? I use Oracle mainly on Windows and sparingly on Linux so i don't know much about running it on Solaris you might need to go through a few technical articles or installation guides on Solaris

eldee:
Funny thing is . . . I see him being a catalyst for change in American culture.
I do it, everyone laughs . . . Hov does it, it becomes a trend.

Remember the outcry when he did a whole album with Linkin Park.
Right now, even Nas has a backing live band

Hov is a trendsetter. . .he'll surely change everyone's attitude to this, no sarcasm intended

I doubt he would get away with this one

MrCrackles:
How are we even sure he's getting the puss.y
Jayz might not be chopping em cakes or backs. . . .

Hahaha he must have hit that coochie at least a 1000 times

Pretty Girls i ask em do they smoke, i ask em what do they know i ask em can we go. . . .
Pretty Girls sunshine in the air perfume everywhere, girls are everywhere. . .

Wale ft Gucci Mane & Weensey