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@LoveAlways
Lol no be small thing is that a woman in the Mickey Mouse pic? doesn't exactly look like one besides the hat

Last Night's games

WIZARDS 87 - 91 HAWKS (These guys need Agent Zero ASAP because they are playing like zeroes right now)

CAVALIERS 89 - 96 PISTONS (The winning streak is over)

MAVERICKS 96 - 86 ROCKETS (Na waah ooh 3 straight wins on the road and finally we beat a decent team all hope is not lost on Carlisle yet now how about winning some games in yor own building please )

RAPTORS 101 - 95 HEAT

76ERS 96 - 102 TIMBERWOLVES

KINGS 105 - 96 HORNETS

CLIPPERS 108 - 88 THUNDER (These Thunder guys should go back to the D-League)

NUGGETS 91 - 81 SPURS (The Billups trade is not looking like a bad idea after all)

BUCKS 94 - 105 JAZZ

BULLS 74 - 116 BLAZERS (Baba nla blowout!! bawomolo what happened?

If e nor be panadol e nor fit be like panadol you guys cannot be like the Giants stop dreaming 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196574.msg3113182#msg3113182 date=1227191576]Toba1909(LOSTING)

I feel bad fror Theo Walcott.
He had his surgery this morning and Wenger has confirmed he would be out for MORE than the 3 months predicted initially.
This is a bad blow for Arsenal and ENGLAND.[/quote]Get over it i have heard worse blunders from you Mancs

As for Walcott i am absolutely gutted i was hoping this would be his big season with the way he performed last season the whole TH14 shindig i thought he would break out and probably give us a double-digit scoring season but all that seems to have gone up in smoke right now i am so disappointed by this latest set-back

@Cesc04
My bad i forgot to count the Carling Cup game we could use his sharpness against the Moneybags on Saturday i hope he has acquired a calmer demeanor in front of goal this time

@Flowshow Bitchshow Whackshow or whatever you call yourself
I would make sure i get an anvil to crack open that your coconut head next time you utter my name in your pitiful rhymes you are a mental recluse your whack ass was caught biting and chewing lyrics and you are still running that sewer smelling mouth of yours don't you have any shame?.Anun mpam

Thanks for the entertainment guys

@gabrywyl and Cipriani
I think you guys really like each other y'all would make a cute couple .Stop the fighting

@poster of topic
You be original Kolomentalist

eldee:
Yeah, but why give 130,000 people free acess to me personal life??

Totally dude!!!

Besides its a web forum and not a dating web site putting pics are optional

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197499.msg3111022#msg3111022 date=1227150110]U are a pastor!!![/quote]Where is my pulpit??

Tatase:
<sigh> Anyway sha, back to the original topic:

My opinion is that women should be submissive to their husbands. But husband's should love and respect their wives. I have to say I agree with sistawoman and ilurveit. Submission is tempered by love and respect and vice-versa. Feminism has nothing to do with love, but respect has everything to do with it.

I also don't think women are single because of lack of submission. I think it's a priority shift because so many are focused on education and career that they don't realize till later that they've not put any effort into love. I'm an idealist sha and I think there's someone for everyone and that somehow, if one has faith they'll find their someone.

Yeah you have a point i wouldn't have a daughter and want her to be reliant on any man suprising as it may sound i would encourage her to be independent self-assured and confident even the late Notorious BIG said it in one of his songs Get my daughter this college plan, so she don't need no man
What matters is balancing your career and love by meeting a guy who wouldn't mind you being in the spotlight but at the sametime you respect him enough to still know that he is the man of the house that way we would all be happy because even God is against either a Man or a Woman being alone _{i am not a pastor ooh just keeping it real}

gabrywyl:
Please don't make me barf naaa. The dude go barf looking at my tortoise face (so he say ) and I just can't stand his grasshopper face. . .

Lol na mutual attraction jare na so love dey start make una carry go

You guys are providing PPV entertainment here i am laughing my ass off

You guys should make up and kiss jare this una style sef na waa una be Mr and Mrs Smith

Is Jadakiss Nigerian

As much as i would have enjoyed a free for all here what's the point when by this time tomorrow all our posts would be deleted its a total waste of effort

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=197899.msg3110824#msg3110824 date=1227143614]@ the poster,what a situation to be in.
A large percentage of kids wet their beds at some point but most of them outgrow it by age 4.
Very few continue bedwetting till adulthood,she's not alone.
Tips on what to do

1.Have her decrease fluid intake or stop drinking any liquids after about 6 PM
2.Let her keep away from drinking tea (not Ovaltine and bournvita) and coffee especially in the evening and night time or quit it outrightly
3.She has to stop drinking any alcohol.No small stout,no gulder,none at all.
4.Let her use the bathroom and urinate every night before going to bed,like it were a religious duty.

If she continues bedwetting after following these steps,she should see a doctor,there's a medication they could place her on and it would help decrease her urinary output at night and that could help.[/quote]Nice advice

@chamotex
Hmm you and Jada Fire sef

@topic
This your issue is funny i am not sure any girl that knows of such problem would be so eager to sleep with you on the same bed and bed wet every night this story doesn't exactly add up but if its true i think Osisi's advice is a good one

Cipriani:
@gabrywyl

Girl, where the hell do you come from looking like that?

Gush!!!! This is NAIRALAND not whatever currency they spend in asia LAND

Tell your peeps to create their own ying yong chen chu li can tintin yam yam egg chan che chu(fake asian language)

forum, where you can be an active poster.

Besides, don't you have a job or are you living on job seekers' allowance? , you registered to this year and

you have already made a mark of 11632 posts,

Girl or lady, most def you are an internet freak, you need to quit and get better things to do

Damn!! someone must have really gotten you upset

bawomolo:
mike dantoni's style doesn't win championships. good for entertainment but no cigar. same for don nelson at golden state.

i'm secretly rooting for the lakers and especially the black mamba.

anyway kudo's to derrick rose for putting an end to the michael beasley nonsense

I just want The Mamba to put Shaq and his other critics to shame by winning another ring with the Lakers

Lebron and co. are sizzling right now 8 straight but i am sure they would be tested at the Pistons today

_{Even the paiko Mavs are having a mini streak of their own i hope it doesn't end at Houston though}

RVP hit a deuce tonight too bad he is still suspended for the game against the Moneybags _{what was he thinking} 

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=592873&sec=england&root=england&cc=3888
Chei see as them don dey yab Wenger ooh


@Cesc 04
Did you say a month? Soccernet says its three months

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=593946&sec=worldcup2010&cc=3888

sistawoman:

Take heart its not the end of the world the Boys just did what they had to do.Did you place a bet though?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=195509.msg3106631#msg3106631 date=1227077444]boy, i was in heaven [/quote]The war ain't over yet though.49ers and Seahawks are next on the menu

Outstrip:
I read this new info on the case today and I am starting to believe that this boy probably did not do it. Why did the police interview him without a family member present

That has been  my sentiment from the get go

spikedcylinder:
Is this an attempt at sarcasm?

Maybe she has hair too lol

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg3110607#msg3110607 date=1227137521]Are u serious??

This bastard has been biting lyrics??
Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .I shoulda known.
Bloody nuisance is too mentally inept to write his own rhymes.
A-40, i am sending 6 bottles of Henney to u this Xmas.
Thanx for exposing this sonofawhore. . . . . . . .[/quote]I just finished bumping Port of Miami so i was suprised when i saw that line.Check the link

bawomolo:
na record man go chop, the browns were 10-6 last season and ended up just like a 7-9 bears team. ojoro or not, we go enter playoffs and go all the way like NY GIANTS. i see you don get liver now that tony homo is back

Quit comparing your Teddybears to the GIANTS they have pedigree you don't!! you guys suck phat hairy ojojo and you would be kicked out in the first game even if you made the playoffs

FLOWSHOW:
stupid goat sauron wants to battle~ bring along ur 'pupils 'so i can 'school' your eyes !
sauron is a bitch in a man's clothing cuzz when i said he got pussi he looked in between his thighs
sauron is exposed like a pussi without thongs~motherfucker go head ~chop my diick like uzi
ur whole wack verse is stinking like chiogo's pussi~don't even keep em ~throw em in d jacuzzi
bitch listen ~the 'flow' is vexing~ i aint started yet~am just microphone testing
ful lessons~ coming like pure wessons~this fool is dissing ~yet he's still missing
multis ill~metaphors sick~ punchlines real ~goddamnit flowshow is the real deal
i let my gunz pop endless like scarface saying 'f' you~ look at ur face ~yous a disgrace
one thousand bars `one thousand cyphas~yous is a broke ass ~never had a thousand naira
nigga blabs about himself not being in nigeria~i wonder why u got evicted from ur fadas area
nigga i let my gun ride like my car throttle~my bullet proof vest got me feelin like a turtle
shock you~some like deep space shuttle~drop you ~ into the last deep  shuttle
u wouldnt smell good even if u rub shit ~all i do is drop shit ~something for ur mothers yansh
my punchlines stay on point ~ am not a democrat~so i wont beat around the bush
sauron fool wackness rinks over you ~even quack chickens they now scared of you
sauron is a slave in an american village~ this nigga is confused~ thats why he's changing names
me flogging you is easy like me breaking a broomstick
you beating me is hard like eating rice with a single chopstick
bitch ass yous a failure ~ you never used ur brain cuzz nobody told you to
did they have to tell you that i bleeped your wife too?
kannibal to sauron ~fool no need changing names~ even if ur named jackson ~ u would still be a wacko!
i got no respect for any mc~ lyrically am tight like ur mothers pussi~ str8 to ya face fool~ i say Bleep you !
u don't need to write a whole textbook to throw a single punchline ~ let me show u how to do it in one  single line
am a cool j boy you can call me ll~ama put ur face in a shell so you can call yourself a snapping turtle
u want a battle dawg ~ i got the illest match for you`u couldnt flip verses~even  if u turn ur textbook
you brag about gangstarism like its ur fathers religion ~punk ur simply a bastard chunk
talkin bout triggers~the only trigger you ever pulled is the one on ur fuel pump

[b]Swagga Jacking alert:[/b]That was a line from Rick Ross's I am a G ft little Weezy little Wayne actually spat that
Bulletproof vest got me feeling like a turtle
Y'all Niggaz ain't satisfied till you get murdered

http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/rickross/portofmi/im_a_g.rck.txt

tkb417:
absolutely correct!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196574.msg3109522#msg3109522 date=1227121388]Gaynners and ILLITERACY are highly synonymous??
19 out of every 20 GAYnners u meet on the streetz are stark illiterates.
Debosky should fumigate this zone. . . . . .It is oozing with STENCH. [/quote]Abeg make we hear word bo!! we all know illiteracy and uncouth behavior is a Scummie thang

Damn so Theo is injured? O ga oo well it was obvious he was not himself in the games against the Scumtwats and Villa so maybe he could use a break the only down side is he would be missing for the Chelsea game which would be crucial i think Wilshere should be deployed to that wing ASAP he has the guile and craft and plays with a lot of swagger for his age but anyway its not my opinion that matters its Arsene's so lets see how it goes

Otondo my son i sent you to school you don't know how to spelt oops i meant spell your name

It just goes to show that men and women don't get along no more and its sad

BTW That Beyonce song was whack jeez i like her but that song was W.H.A.C.K

H2O2:
Look at this shitty thread. Can we sue people on nairaland for starting senseless toopics

My sentiments exactly i have already given them tips on the next senseless topic they could create on the Nigerian Guys cannot seduce thread

sexyLeamon:
rapper on nairaland

They mean Netcee's

Moyola:
hu sayz yu flirtin?. . . na yu sabi o

I thank God for disclaimers you don't even have to say it just an attempt would do