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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16635.msg2919028#msg2919028 date=1223571099]Mr witchdoctor
English is not a do or die affair.
If u type in yoruba, i got friends that would translate for me instead of typing hokum only u and ur other herbalists can decipher.[/quote]LMAO that was mad funny

Suddenly - DBanj

darefestus:
@A-40
So you wont thank me for correcting you

Well i shouldn't have told you!!!

Correct who? Na your type

@HNIC
I wonder for these bad-belle people ooh its not like we go there and steal these players we pay good money for them

I heard a rumor of a club trying to sign Maradona's unborn grandson (his daughter is apparently having a baby for Sergio Aguero) isn't this world going crazy? i guess Arsene's critics can do the same if they are not pleased with Arsene's so-called poaching of players


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16992.msg2920129#msg2920129 date=1223587917]Can u hear yourself??

Some school of thunks would actually tell you Cesc woulda been better off as a player if he didn't move to Arsenal.
Look at all Cesc's school mates @ FCB. . . . . .Messi, Iniesta, Pique, Puyol, Xavi, Bojan etc.
It is the best breeding ground of talents in Europe. . . . .Cesc was the highest goal scorer/best player in FIFA's under 17 in 2003.
Nuthing coulda stopped him from reaching his potentials. . . . . .Should Wenger get the credits for Kanu Nwankwo too?? [/quote]What is the guarantee of that? would he have started ahead of Xavi or Iniesta? would he have reached his potential playing behind these guys week in week out?

I would support the Super Eagles when they where still super but now i don't think so

Saw some of the Heat vs Nets game and Dwyane Wade was pretty sizzling if he brings some of his olympic form to the regular season and he can stay clear of injuries then there is hope for the Heat also Beasley was looking very impressive but there are still a few weak points as they don't have a natural post up player and that could be a problem when executing half-court offense

The Raptors made a good move in getting Jermaine the question is can he stay fit? because if he can the Raptors would not just make the playoffs they would also go past the first round with the likes of Bosh and Calderon already there

I can't wait for this season to start its going to be a real hum-dinger i would love to see how Camby would fit into the Clippers

audacious:
No be her fault, why she no go bone face, she don learn from experience. Her hobby might be the next president and Presidents from the Democratic party have a record with women i.e. John F Kennedy (the Marolyne Monroe Rumours) and Oga Kpata Kpata himself- Bill "Lewinsky" Clinton .

Thats true sha.Democrat presidents have a way with women

darefestus:
Same Old line.



Arsenal or Arsene?

Have always told you never to type with your eyes closed.

Remember to always put the I

My bad that was a typo

Wait ooh is it a renowned errorist like you that should be pointing out my typos what is this world turning to?

@Sauron
What is Keano's business if we went to those academies to kidnap these players?
Granted Wenger does not build these players all from scratch and should not take all the credit but he should get most of it for grooming these players who should someone like Cesc be grateful to Barca or Arsene? are you telling me there are not even better guys out there that have not been discovered due to lack of playing space if he had remained at Barca he would probably be a frustrated dude on loan at Rayo Vallecano in the Segunda division because a good performance in FIFA youth tournament does not guarantee stardom in today's game

@Cristalz
Duhh!! of course but no one does it as much as Arsene thats a well-known fact he is world renowned for that

@kcatetra
Abeg hook me with those links so i could download those songs now

Nimshi:
Reference to the enboldened part: this is a factual falsehood. The way scientists identify homosexuality in the animal kingdom is via same-sex mating. Many, many animals exhibit bisexual behaviours. About 8% of rams are actively sexually homosexual; bonobos are a fully homosexual species; gulls, penguins, lions, sheep, fruit flies, dragon flies, giraffes and more animals exhibit same-sex sexual behaviour. How come?

All things bright and beautiful . . . the Lord God made them all. No?

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At least most of them are not gay by choice are you sure there are gay Lions? i have not seen that on Nat Geo sha

bawomolo:
A-40 you are smart and all so i would let this slide. next slip would require an intellectual spanking. there are flaming homo's in the animal kingdom too

Lol we humans should know better its not like those animals made up their mind to be gay

DeepZone:
same goes for you that reads them. You must be more idle than the wench.

Reads them? obviously i don't have such time to read all 265 ridiculous topics of yours are you not the one on the Family section that posted another similar topic on a woman decapitating her husband? this is only your 2nd or 3rd topic i am seeing i wonder what the remaining 262 are on you could use some rehab cos you have gone loco

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915923#msg2915923 date=1223527410]LOL! I'm sorry - free things are the best jare!
I love Kanye in Put On and Gold digger. . . little Wayne in Lollipop. . . Jay-Z in Lost ones. Together - it's like too many cooks in the kitchen. I still like it though. . . not as much as the other two.

We need honest guys who don't drool for girls in micro mini-skirts and expect them to turn out to be angels. I don't care what anyone says, when it comes to women, you should judge the book by its cover even though it might be a bit misleading. A girl wears mini and exposing stuff for a reason. She certainly did not leave the house thinking 'I'm wearing this for A-40 and A-40 alone'. [/quote]Naija girls and freebies won fi se yin ni? The song is classic jare take a closer listen to it

Apparently RVP and Gallas are injured i just hope its not serious because our lean squad cannot afford that


Roy Keane is a Viewer what is his business with what is going on at Arsenal .Once a scumtwat always a scumtwat

No coach gives young players chances to flourish like Arsenal period

toshmann:
lol, welcome to the royal dream , by the way, where is KoolD?

Anyway, A-40 e don tey, i say make i [b]Hull[/b]a you today

Where have you and KoolD been hidng? Dont worry una go still taste Hull medicine

@j-girl
So how old did you have this 25 year old son? when you where 2 years old lol

@Jesoul
Those your predictions won't come to pass the only tears T.O would be crying would be of joy after giving us the Superbowl winning touchdown l

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915870#msg2915870 date=1223526135]I still love 'whatever you like'. You should sing it to me so I can take advantage of your supposed 'sweetness'. The only thing is I'm not repaying you in any from.
Swagger like us is not as good as 'Whatever you like' and 'What up, what's happening?'
That's what I said. The good girls will be able to see through the acts. I can tell a good guy from a genuinely bad one.
We do appreciate our guys. If only, you let us know how much you appreciate us by respecting us, we wouldn't be having this argument this moment.[/quote]Osho free!!!
How can you even talk down on a track with Jay-Z,Kanye and Lil Wayne? thats rap blasphemy

Just when you think you have got us all figured out we turn around and bust on y'all respect is a mutual thing too bad most ladies don't know that these days

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170354.msg2915859#msg2915859 date=1223525693]Oh my gosh! Sorry ehn! The New Orleans Saints haven't won but we are not dwelling in the past. We are dwelling on the future. Eventually, we will get one. D. Brees and Reggie Bush are working towards ithopefully[/quote]Abeggi make i hear word bo!! so we are the ones that don't have a future eh? don't worry you guys would win a Superbowl a couple of weeks to your son's wedding

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915806#msg2915806 date=1223523406]As you can see I've been over-messed with. . . H2O2 and A-40 have taken the humour out of my wings. And yeah, we're an insane sex I love Golddigger. . . that's my second anthem after[b] whatever you like.[/b]
You need to know a girl before you expose your sweet side. If they keep it up, those girls will miss out. The rest of us can see beyond the facade.
Guys need to appreciate us a bit more and we'll repay them in kind.

LOL! I'll take that advice but now you can see for yourself why I do the things I do. . . I'm a really sweet girl but NL guys have turned me into a monster [/quote]Ohh that whack song again!! Have you not heard "Swagger like us"?
Hmm well you girls are so good at pretending these days i think its best you show the girl your bad side first before you show them your good side lol
We do appreciate you girls if only you all did the same

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170354.msg2915831#msg2915831 date=1223524666]Stop hating. I still like your team a little' bit.[/quote]Thanks for liking my team but i think hate is a very wrong word to use even though i was only 9 when we won our last Superbowl lol i wasn't even an NFL fan then but hate is a very inappropriate word for you to use especially since i don't remember the Saints ever getting to a superbowl or have they? _{mischevious grin}

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170354.msg2915785#msg2915785 date=1223522699]Yeah but we have a more recent approach to superbowl. I am not relying on records from 1712. [/quote]That is the alibi of teams who have no history by all means do use it

Ladies have the right to wear what they please and we have the right to approach them and speak our minds when we see what we like.Simple

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915769#msg2915769 date=1223522047]Of course I remember it. . . it's a classic
I personally generalize about guys because it's easier to find the bad ones. The good ones are needles in giant haystacks.
LOL! I love Luda. . . I love that song and I dance to them because I know Luda is referring to other girls, definitely not me.
When girls glorify the good sides of men, they get hurt in the process. . . trust me, I've tried. That's why I've resulted to letting them know how bad they are.
A-40, can you see this now? And you expect me to come here giving men roses? OH HECK NO!
Joseph6, sorry ehn! If you can't stand them, get off NL. No one's forcing you to be here. [/quote]That makes the two of us thats why i generalise too.And you know my classic song "Golddigger" and trust me i have met a lot of them in my lifetime
I have tried being nice and the oh so sweet gentleman but it seems girls of nowadays tend to take those kind of men for granted and if you ladies keep it up those breed of men will be extinct because i am one of the last of that dying breed of men lol
Like we don't get hurt when we glorify your good sides.Puhleaazzzee

Can't you just act like you didn't see what the brotha posted

Say what you like ooh!! Dem no dey buy 5 Superbowls for market

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915739#msg2915739 date=1223520161]You call that creativity?
Thanks for reminding me. . . I forgot scrubs for a little' second.
Oh i should add birdies to the names y'all call us.
It's not a good thing to call guys dogs but i think that's better than calling a girl a slut.

we are not always the victims but we are MOST of the time.[/quote]Yeah is it not TLC that sang I don't want no scrub and i know say you girls no dey take am play when the song comot besides why is it the minority or the bad names that a few brothas give you girls that make you girls generalise about guys
If a Ludacris sang Move Bitch get out the way every woman would lose it and say there go these male chauvinists again but when a Raheem DeVaughn goes on and sputs out a song Woman you girls don't deem it fit to give brothas credit
Girls always want to glorify our bad sides and never our good side

You girls should make up your own names for us guys

bawomolo:
https://images.sportsbybrooks.com/0/a/0a50ef42e9a702a77a70d90ddc718ede_pacmanjones.jpg

you go pacman

Lol its a Dallas thing

bawomolo:
you have a point, regular season wonders as usual. so when last did the cowboys win a playoff game

That was a low blow but i would take it with a smile

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915701#msg2915701 date=1223518051]No you don't!
You want to tell me all the nicknames you've heard for women? We have chicks, kokolets, P***ies, Merchandise, sluts, b***hes, hoes,tricks . . you want to complete this for me more?
The worst word to come out of our mouth is dog for men. It's not nice when we are being treated like objects and people with no sense. That's why I love feminism . . . doing something to curb all that rubbish. Some of YOU are not as mean as we say you are but majority of you are worse than we even say. Forming Miss Thang, is our way of being different.[/quote]We are more creative with giving you girls names haven't i told you before? by the what do you mean the worst thing y'all called us are dogs is calling a brotha a dog a good thing? don't you call us scrubs,trifling,good-for-nothing e.t.c

You women are not always the victims i hope you knw that

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=16992.msg2915439#msg2915439 date=1223510097]lol at been lenient.Lets see as things pan out but av seem and watch em play and knw all they lack right now is just a tiny winnie bit of steel.Ramos is the one that killed this team with his unnecesary sale and unfounded belief that new players cld just cut it in the EPL with its frenetic pace and physicalities.How cld u watch Keane,Malbranque,Chimonda et al leave wout replacin em with players who av been around in the EPL.It beats me hollow really.

They will be safe,but its a big lesson in humility for perceived super-coaches.Its not every time a Mourihno comes to the table.Even that one[i][/i] go soon learn his lesson in italy with a trophyless season i am sure[/quote]Well time will tell if they would be safe or not as they are taking way too long to blend i just don't see where the magic is going to come from looking at who they have sold and who they have brought in

manmustwac:
very soon olayokun {the fake man city supporter} and co go begin support hull city

Word!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915661#msg2915661 date=1223516724]Just Like I have been telling H202, I actually am NOT a blind feminist. All I want is for guys to look at us as fellow humans and not as little kids that need spanking or whatever.[/quote]Ahh Ahh we guys do that now its when you women want to start forming Miss Thang that we call your bluff.We are not as mean as you girls paint us to be

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915631#msg2915631 date=1223516060]LOL! I won't stop you from dissing the girls that deserve it. . . I'll even back you up there.[/quote]Hmm that would be a sight for sore eyes its good to know your feminism is not unconditional

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915613#msg2915613 date=1223515619]EXACTLY!
Whichever way, if you keep abusing girls anyhow, you'll drop off that list o! To gain my respect is very hard and you've done it using a very diverse set of ways. Don't make me regret it. [/quote]Thank you for using that word "anyhow" because trust me if any woman disses me i would respond!! what is good for the gander is good for the geese

Don't worry its in safe hands lol

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915497#msg2915497 date=1223511707]Funny enough. . . you took the 4th position. You don't say absolute crap so you've earned yourself a preliminary position in guys that deserve respect thus far.
I am not trying to get on your good side. . . you just make more sense than most of them here.
Don't let it get to you o! I still don't agree with most of your points. [/quote]Hey ya!! don't worry about me i deal with compliments well by always taking them with a pinch of salt

Neither do i!! Them no born us the same day and if they did then definitely in different hospitals lol.Frankly i don't think two different people can agree on everything that would be butt-kissing to me

How can God make someone gay?

You guys shouldn't blaspheme on Nairaland ooh!! if the dude's parents where gay would he be on this earth? it goes against his basic law of procreation even same sex animals don't mate how much more Man whom where created in his own image