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raumdeuter:
My appointed DJs

DJ Tval, ruudie, A40, Bimffo, dopeJemi

Oya Cech-kiti Bobo

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E fun wa l'Orijin onike onike oo

Ejo e fun wa l'Orijin tori ibi ta ti wa o jin

dopeJemi:
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Its a robbery, a robbery, a robbery


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Ibadan ni mo wa o Ibadan ni mo re o

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raumdeuter:
Reece Oxford Born December 1998

Some people for here don finish University before dem born that boy

JigsawKillah:
West Ham sef

make dem allow BTTS play na

Hahahaha Under3 lo ba gbe. O ti go ra e

raumdeuter:
I don order small chops from Torres2

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See lemz!!!!

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Burna Boy is asking

Se kii n ki gbe soke? Se kii n demo faster?

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Sana wole sana wole

Sana wole sana wole

Moet sana wole

Nuvo sana wole

Awon temi ni Malay awon ti chinasa won tu gbe ori wole

DJ 40 reporting for duty

We have Oluwa Burna, Davido, Vector, Skales on cue

FCB StartElf
Ulreich Rafinha Boa-TANK Alaba Bernat Lahm Kimmich Vidal Goetze Costa Lewandowski

Lordave:
Ndi ara! So other defenders don't get dribbled?
When Ribery dribble Messi and he almost touched the ground people didn't sing his glory, but Patuku will always let inferiority complex take over him and his fellow clowns whenever Bayern and Boateng is mentioned.

Davidbanky:
life sha, i saw how these united fans celebrated shweini today and i wondered what they will do if the whole bayern play for them....he is likely the most decorated player in the premier league at the moment,,, hahahahaha make una no vex o, i just dey pass

No need for grammar.

sharperino:
Faced with the possibility of 15 months imprisoned for attacking a rival fan, two football fans did the unthinkable...

...a judge in Germany told two 1860 Munich fans to do just that by telling them that they must either buy the Bayern Munich supporter they attacked new club memorabilia or face up to 15 months in jail!...

www.fangadar.com/story.php?title=buy-bayern-kit-or-go-to-jail-german-judges-unique-sentence-to-assaulters

Lool 1859

MaziOmenuko:
You played your chip too? Hope it worked well. Some dude did a triple captain on ozil: I think that's a waste when Aguero will be hosting some shitty teams soon

My sub.

Didn't even check to correct that phuck up. Smh

lalaboi:
A40, U1 & Kashmo

E sanwo na

Abi Dayo will pay for his Gay bayern lover? cc raumdeuter

Edumare punish this maricon! The way you dey kanra for this money e be like say you wan take am pay person hospital bill ba? Let's hope May will not be too late.

Asinwin

Lordave:
Even Rafinha has superb ball control.




I've noticed that even Gaudino and Hojbjerg are being talked about sometimes but nobody is giving a fûck about Rode and his full commitment to the team. That guy does more dirty work than any midfielder we have presently. He gives his all, though he doesn't have all to give.

Rode reminds me a bit of Brazzo, I really think he can be a key guy for us if Pep shows some faith in him.

He has decent technique and I see him as a backup box to box midfielder should Vidal go down

Its DFB Pokal day and we are away to FC Nottingen

raumdeuter:
Airmark na you go look for this embarasmment

My people A40, chic2pimp and everyone who visits this thread

Below is the evidence according to airmark that Xavi played Right back


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6NMAFvgzLM

A free kick from the left, Xavi stood in front as the wall, the ball rebounded to him and he flicked it away

Airmarks conclusion from that is that Xavi played right back

What else do you expect from people who can't differentiate DMs from deep lying playmakers?

Greatihex:
even the messi and ronaldo do have day offs. Why must he be an exception.

Messi and Ronaldo are allowed to have day offs for the rest of their careers. An unproven Ikedia is not allowed that luxury

raumdeuter:
Yes ooo deep water lying and truthful playmaker gan ni paa paa

Gatusso, Ambrosini, Marcos Senna, Nicki Butt, Deschamps, Albertini, Carsten Ramelow, Mamadou Diarra ati bee bee lo

Someone that thought Toni Kroos is a DM. Is there any hope for these guys? Its like they are getting worse by the day. Maybe they hold contests to find out who can post dumber shyte and the winner gets prizes

chic2pimp:
The author of that article is a very naughty boy.

I'm sure the writer is a doofus just like this clown and probably a Chelsea fan. No other set has compiled and is capable of such a long list of faux-pas and unpardonable ignorance

raumdeuter:
Lol like saying Matic, Javi Martinez, Busquets, Coquelin, Makelele Sven Bender, are deep lying playmakers

What play are they making rather they are Play "destroying"

Emeka Ezeogu the destroyer! Remember him? He is also a deep lying playmaker! Lassana Diarra na playmaker even Jeremy Toulalalan na playmaker

Greatihex:
hazard missed a very good chance there. Bt, dnt be childish even messi has missed those kind of chances b4 talkless of ronaldo and neymar.

My friend go and rest! Who is talking about the chance? Hazard was w@nk the entire game. The "heir apparent to Messi and Ronaldo" is not allowed a day off.

chic2pimp:
You and dayo to like wahala jare . Tbh i think it is quite obvious that the two positions differ

I have been on this Forum since 2007 and I can unequivocally say that airmark is the biggest ret@rd this forum has ever produced bar none

Never have i seen idiocy displayed with this much vigor, zest and restlessness. He will win a Nobel Prize in any field of his choosing if he can channel that eediotic energy to more worthwhile causes. That is how serious his ignorance is.

This is the only reason why I have not ended this debate or should i say schooling session

airmark:
Must i use a drilling machine on your light-weighted head before it will be engraved in your brain that a DM = Deep-lying playmaker? .

You are a phool!! Carrick, Schweinsteiger e.t.c are not even natural DM's they are deployed there due to tactics and limited mobility and rarely play without another complimentary and more natural DM in support. Busquets is not a playmaker only a doofus will even remotely suggest that. Whoever wrote up that article is on the same retardeen wavelength with you. I have posted a comprehensive and detailed link that broke down to the nitty gritty the roles of Midfield play, With a crystal clear distinction between a DM and a Deep-lying playmaker and you are still here embarrassing yourself

Ategun has clearly occupied where your brain used to be

footreja:
This A40 no wan concede o. What i can conclude is that not all Deep-lying playmakers are DMs , but all DMs are Deep-lying playmakers. I think airmark is right. which one is onikobokobo? You guys sabi abuse for yoruba o.

What is there to concede? So Claude Makalele is a playmaker? Witsel, Khedira, Kazeem Ayila, Illaramendi, Thiago Motta, Luis Gustavo, Sven Bender are also playmakers?

Deep-lying playmakers and DM's are two different job descriptions if you cannot differentiate the least you can do is to ask for help. Me and Raumdeuter have taken it upon ourselves to educate as many ignorant EPL fans as we can till our efforts get recognized

A deep lying playmaker: Specializes in ball skills such as passing, rather than defensive skills like tackling. When this player has the ball they may attempt longer or more complex passes than other holding players. They may try to pass the ball long to a centre-forward or winger; or pass short to a teammate in the hole, the area between the opponents defenders and midfielders

Defensive midfielders are midfield players who focus on protecting their team's goal. These players may defend a zone in front of their team's defence, or man mark specific opposition attackers. Defensive midfielders may also move to the full-back or centre-back positions if those players move forward to join in an attack.

A deep lying playmaker has limited to no defensive responsibilities, the DM does

However modern football has thrown up hybrids and players who are defensively sound but possess passing range as well. However the basic principles of a DM and a deep lying playmaker has not changed.

It is criminally wrong to argue that all DM's are deep-lying playmakers

Abeg don't endorse stewpidity

SIRcumalot:
Honest question
Is wolfsburg good enough to reach the semi finals of the UCL ?

Are you serious or being sarcastic? With Bas Dost and Bendtner in attack

chic2pimp:
Nah my opinion that had that particular award been for only defensive midfielders, Sergio would have won it several times still counts. Not taking anything away from Illara(He had a phenomenal season) but 2013 was not the greatest of years for La liga midfielders. Cor Blimey! look at the names of the runner ups.

Now saying Sergio's case is similar to Valdes is simply ridiculous. Sergio is probably the best spanish defensive midfielder of the last 30 year(top 3 overall) whilst no one has ever rated Valdes highly. When you not only command a regular shirt but you are also a vital cog in 2 of the best teams of all time, you are doing something right.



What your graph shows is that they occupy somewhat the same position which is true. However their roles are different. A deep lying playmaker is essentially a No10 playing in a much deeper position. 99% of the time, their footballing intelligence is far higher than your run of the mill Defensive midfielders reason why we marvel at the things Pirlo or Redondo can do with a football

Can you believe this !mbecile!! Can you see now why Dayokanu discriminates based on intelligence

Someone that thinks DM = Deep lying playmaker

airmark:
Only a nincompoop like you will keep on arguing blindly in the face of convincing facts, an holding midfielder is also called a deep-lying midfielder/playmaker or defensive midfielder. If my English is too hard for you to comprehend that a deep-lying playmaker is the same as DM, then since you have functional eyes, your weak brain should be able to interpret the graphic picture below with minimum effort. onikobokobo, omugo

Hahahaha what convincing facts? You are only magnifying your idiocy and backing it up with pictorial evidence

You don't even understand the graphics you are posting which is the most amusing of all. Pseudo-intelligence is a moraphucka

A deep lying playmaker is not a DM you alakori, akindidinrin, odaaran omo iyaa

You were busy dancing skelewu when your mates were acquiring knowledge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midfielder

Simple definition that even a caveman can understand. Please read and stop parading yourself as the biggest eediot this Forum has ever seen in its over 10 years of existence.

airmark:

How I wish members who know soccer technicalities can see how you are exposing yourself here. It's obvious you don't know the meaning of the two. Deep lying midfielders are defensive midfielders, they are also called Holding midfielders. A good knowledge of English is even enough for you to know they are the same, so unfortunate you lack it. Read below agbepo, dopemu ayirada, at least today you have learnt something to furnish your empty brain.

Loool this has to be a joke. You are actually on a noose about to hang from the ceiling. All that I need to do is kick away the chair.

Ewoo! This your madness is not oju lasan oo!! Awon iya don tie you with seriously strong okun made from titanium

What part of your ret@rded post said anything about playmaking?

I have asked you and you must answer me you bloody !mbecile. Is Andrea Pirlo a DM? Is Luka Modric a DM?

Since according to you DM = Deep lying playmaker

Apa, Oponu, Ozwor, Dan iska come and dance your macabre dance of stewpidity while the whole world laughs at you

airmark:
you are getting more ridiculous per minute. Kroos was not Real Madrid's DM yesterday, Ancelotti put Kroos as DM today.

Hahaha your case is a hopeless one. Kroos is not a defensive midfielder you bloody asinwin. Ancelotti played Sergio Ramos in defensive midfield multiple times last season. According to your eediotic self Sergio Ramos is also a DM. Brainlessav Moronovich

airmark:
So deep-lying playmaker is different from defensive midfielder? wonders shall never end. Even Dayo won't be proud of you with that statement.

See this malignant shekpe boy. Chelsea fans shey you can see your brother disgracing the nation

Words on marble. This clown cannot even tell the difference between a DM and a deep lying playmaker.

Is Andrea Pirlo a defensive midfielder? Answer Ewu!!!

airmark:
Keep shifting goal post in order to maintain your delusional point, dende. You dimwit running from pillar to post after getting cornered with superior facts , tell me who is real Madrid's DM and I will prove that he's better than your bisquit. You m0f0s will be claiming you know soccer while you know nada. I know you have not come across DEEP -LYING PLAYMAKER in your jejune life, that's why Tony kroos is not a DM to you local soccer watcher. I have n't been coming to this section because of senseless talks from fvcktards like you. But today bring it on. I am waiting for your Real Madrid DM ? Oku igbe, elenu rirun. Atole.

What is wrong with this basehead? Clearly you must be using. You better get help! Dangbana oshi!

You are exhibiting glaring traits of substance abuse. Even things you typed you are contradicting within 30 minutes on the same page.

Phool! You listed Kroos as a DM and you are now claiming I have not come across a deep lying playmaker? Hahaha this guy is gradually running mad! I'm sure Pirlo is also a DM to you as well.

Kroos is not a DM you obtuse he-goat! Injuries to Khedira and lack of faith in your much hyped Illara made Ancelotti put Kroos as a DM, Kroos is not a DM you blathering eeediot!

You are too stewpeed to engage me (you don't even know the difference between a DM and a Deep lying playmaker) and I will take great delight in delivering an intellectual beatdown to a mental handicap like yourself. You are a disgrace to all Chelsea fans and that is saying a lot

SIRcumalot:
Why gotze come dey chop bench na ?

No mind Guardiola wey wan spoil that boy career

airmark:
Though you kept shifting post anytime I counter your stvpid points but this one above shows I have overrated your football analytical knowledge to continue doing back and forth with you dvmbass, never knew you were very empty like this. Yours is the height of brain emptiness in soccer world. Sergio biscuit will not talk when Kroos is talking my boy, right now.

Now check this and bring anything closer from your yeye diver whether in the past or present or remain ever silent, olorikori :

FIFA/FIFPro World XI: 2014
IFFHS World's Best Playmaker: 2014

Shut up your mouth you dyslexic piece of shyte!!! Kroos is not a DM you obtuse eediot

You are only a glutton for punishment else I don't see why you are still constituting a nuisance on this forum.

We are talking of DM this abirun is talking about playmaker, Osanobua!