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When i say Diaby is an imbec!le it looks like i am just hating on that nucca for no reason! Shey una don see am now i hope his ban is increased to 15 matches

When i say Diaby is an imbec!le it looks like i am just hating on that nucca for no reason! Shey una don see am now

If you get Tevez iji kolobo if you get Van Persie iji kolobo if you get Djorou put am for kololo everybody join me sing make u dey jupa eeh eh make u dey jupa eeh eh

Tevez scorrrreessssssssss!!!!!!!!! Looking good already!

This Van Der Vaart na idiooottt!! After scoring the Babylonian goes on to miss a P.K!! What a Bloodclot

And i was going to buy Walcott ooh! Which kin nonsense be dis?? A goal and an assist already

Another one!! RVPPP!!! We dey paraaa

Djourou scores!! I don hammer!!  

Unbelievable!! Just like that 2-zip. Djourou and Theo Danger

Beaf:
It promises to be another season that will leave us guessing. There are so many changes coming in that could make or mar our viewing enjoyment. Some think there have actually been way too many new rules and regs added.

http://www.formula1.com/inside_f1/rules_and_regulations/sporting_regulations/8692/

These new rules are sure to test the drivers ability to the limit. Especially the tyres and the gearboxes which would definitely impact transmission over the season

No double diffusers automatically means no show for Brawn Mercedes

The Ferrari car still looks like the most stable of all so far! Lets see how Alonso and Massa can make it work

Baba Cahill don come back!! Ope ooh! We good to go!

bgees:
Just something I stumbled upon: Torres has never won a single trophy in club football. He surely walks around with bad luck, we were winning trophies before he came around. I hope he carries that bad luck to Chelsea.

ROTFLOL!

JeSoul:
West AllStars:
Starters
Kevin Durant
Carmelo Anthony
Kobe Bryant
Chris Paul
Yao Ming (Injured)

Reserves
Tim Duncan
Pau Gasol
Blake Griffin
Manu Ginobili
Dirk Nowitzki
Russell Westbrook
Deron Williams

"Snubs"
Kevin Love
LaMarcus Aldridge
Steve Nash
Monta Ellis


East AllStars:
Starters
LeBron James
Amare Stoudemire
Dwyane Wade
Derrick Rose
Dwight Howard

Reserves
Ray Allen
Chris Bosh
Kevin Garnett
Al Horford
Joe Johnson
Paul Pierce
Rajon Rondo

"Snubs"
Carlos Boozer
Andrew Bogut
Joakim Noah

---

  My take - the eastern conf all-star selections are 100% correct. As for the west . . . what is Pau Gasol doing there and Kevin Love is left off? He'll prob be picked by the league to replace Yao Ming but still . . . I can't believe they picked gasoft over the monster that is KLove. One can make an argument for Steve Nash as well, though his team hasn't done well so you can't reward that. Dirk may not play, so he may also be replaced with one of the snubs. Lets wait n see . . .

How e no go correct when all your Celtics dey there?

The Lakers have not played too well this season they are just doing enough to get by which is what champs do but Gasol should still be on that list Jesoul Laker beef aside. Yao Ming has stopped being an all-star for a long time he is only there to make the Chinese happy as shown by the fact that he always makes the list even when he does not bounce a ball all season. Kevin Love's problem is he plays for a horrible horrible team and fans tend to not take you serious when you do that but regardless he and Blake Griffin are definitely all-stars

Dirk is back tho! He torched y'all for 29 last night sef 

I also feel guys like Z-Bo shoulda made the list! It seems fans have certain players they just hate no matter how good they play

JeSoul:
  just send my IV whether na 2015 abi na 2020.

No doubt!

JeSoul:
Lol. Only in Naija!
here's some cake for you
https://motherswithadream4christ.com/__oneclick_uploads/2010/12/slice-of-cake.jpg

All that sugar?? Thats bad for my future wife ooh! Now i have to go take some agbo jedi jedi

JeSoul:
We're waiting for him to join the Bling Bling club 

Him go still join no worry

rikkyjen:
JeSoul

Am gonna try to hit the nail on the head, as you know say armed robber torry for Naija long pass Phd Thesis

They came in around 2am. . I wasn't even sleeping then, i was on the phone doing midnight calls when i heard my 3 dogs barking furiously as if the world was gonna end. Immediatelyy, i knew that armed robbers were inside my compund. I told the person i was talking to that "e be like say dem boys don come o". As soon  as i said that i heard staccato of deafening gunshots. . It felt like the shooter was next to me.

I was aalready "mara-ing and panting" and questioning why i came to Naija o. They were about 10, they came with Ak's and a lotta other guns. Jesoul, they packed HEAT to the TILT!!!. . .no be Sara-Palin-moose-killing-type-of-heat-oooo. . . No be yeye NRA kind of heat. This guns looked like Soviet-made Cuban AK's. The types you find in Chechenya and Fallujah (pre-surge).

So they  were shooting inside my compound and they were screaming that we open. We didnt, as we all hid in our courtyard(very secured with iron doors), so they sliced thru our burglary (Kick-@ss, huh) to enter the house. We were still hiding. They were screaming and shoooting in my sitting room (the next day we found Bullet holes in the walls, sliding windows, kitchen everywhere., a lotta pellets/bullet inside ma house)

They were still unable to get into the court yard. . .one way or the other, they saw a tiny hidden window that leads to the courtyard and they saw us. Since they knew they couldnt break the metal doors and since they knew they couldnt pass thru that small window, they started firing at us from the courtyardwindow straight into the courtyard !!the place we were hiding and lyding down were riddled with bullets BUT nothing touched us! Thanks to God. So, we told them we would open it.

When they came in, they put a gun to my head (that stuff was as cold as a dog's nose) and were screaming that i was the one who orchestrated the resistance to open the door abi and that i was the one shouting Ole!!! In a split second and in a moment i would never forget EVER, my old woman (mom) pushed me aside and stood in front of the gun and faced the thieves and she was on her knees begging them not to shoot

We opened the door and they led us out to our respective rooms. They took Rikky Ricardo in too and stripped me of my hard earned monies and dispossessed my parents of their stuffs . When they were done, they left without hurting nobody. Thank God

Being traumatized was an understatement! I had never seen such a brazen style wild wild west, gung-ho style robbery before

Ok, access to my house was supposed to be hard. With all humility, my house is  fortknox-like. 2 huge gates before you get to my  gate, Tall-back-yarrd fence with bottles on it and an additional barbed-wire on the bottles, with 3 dogs wey dem dey mix alcohol for to drink for night  . My buddies usually call my house toll-gate. lol.Upon all nko, armed robbers breached. My point ? Only God should be your security. Even in America, Not ADT or those yeye alarm. . .God should be your security o ma sista!

And here lies in my testimony. JeSoul and Everybody help me praise God ooooooooooo

Wow thats some serious things! Thank God nothing happened sha! Una dey covered by the blood of the Lamb ooh! I am suspecting there musta been an informant at work

rikkyjen:
Na so my sister, its gonne be a while before i go to naija. Thats why i laugh in Igbira when A-40 unabashedly said "no place like home".  [b]A-40 my broda obviously hasn't seen the working hand of a naija-operated mack 4 rifle [/b]being toted by a 16yrs old hoodlum before. Boys that should be cutting grass in a boarding house somewhere in Uromi or Ughelli.

Hell yeah, no place like home for a man without options and a man without "papers" BUT with that not being a problem, then there is def a place like home. A place where armed robbers wont just storm your abode, a place you call a place of peace! Now we need to understand that, the American society has its own psychos too, but no one can be robbed in the most cavalier manner i was in lagos

I have had one pointed to my gut at point blank range. Everyone has their story trust me! Its a war going on outside no man is safe from it dont matter if you are 3ft or 8'1. I do agree that your case was gangsta and quite scary too

On to SB News! Maurice Pouncey would most likely miss the game and would be replaced by Doug Legursky! It must be heartbreaking for the muchacho

http://vitality.yahoo.com/video-second-act-laura-vikmanis-23889071

Chei the day a Naija woman in her 40's would look this fit lions go begin dey chop amala

JeSoul:
Hehe . . . GO STEEEEEELLLLLLLEEERRRRRRRSSS!!!!!!

I have a special song for u

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Make sure u watch it to the end

rikkyjen:
Thanks A-40!! I appreciate. . . .I done kissed Nigeria goodbye for a while. . . .

No place like home gee!

rikkyjen:
Y'all are gonna win the SB, . . my dollar!

Nor jinx us ooh!!

rikkyjen:
Big Ben is the monster yo. . Isn't he 2 for 2 in the SB now? He prolly wont shine or win the MVP, but the entire Steelers franchise has been drilled with that winning mentality, it aint funny!

A lot of people dont consider him an elite QB and watching the 2nd half of the AFC Championship game might buttress that opinion but aside the ability to improvise and extend plays outside the pocket which Brady and Manning dont have he also is mentally tough! When he falls down he picks himself up whereas the likes of Brady and Manning get rattled. And yeah that Steelers team go hard almost too hard at times! Hines Ward,Lamarr Woodley,Brett Keisel,Ziggy Hood,Ryan Clark,Ike Taylor,James Harrison the list goes on and on there is a lot of heart in that team and they dont have time for Hollywood! They are just gritty,gully and grimy and all they do is win

rikkyjen:
Green Bay my butt-crack!. . . But wait o, with all these your yeye suppourt to 'em STeelers, what bout your home team, Dallas?hehehe, u no dey suppourt them. A-40 feeling funky by abandoning 'em cowgurls . I

Yeye ke! How many times would i tell u to check Page 1 of this very thread? Steelers have always been my team and naah the Cowboys are not ma hometeam ooh! I just supported em cos i've been there and had an aunt there of which she is now in Indy (your zones ironically)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Poll-Roethlisberger-is-most-disliked-player-in-?urn=nfl-316000

Wetin we wan do with una love?? Is it you rival fans love that won the Mighty Steelers their Superbowls?? Lastly its good to see Bradshaw and Big Ben have settled their beef it was starting to get messy

JeSoul:
No wait is too long for a man after ones own heart infact don't think of it as waiting, but rather you'll be 'growing' up together until both sides are ready.

True true! That makes freight-liners of sense

JeSoul:
Lol . . . you have left us no choice but to proceed without you . . . but how can you have parry without celebrant? can you have smoke without fire? I paid my penance now . . . I gave all una cake. U no remember?

Thats no biggie i have been at an engagement where the bride and the groom where absent! I didnt get ur cake ooh

JeSoul:
Korreckted
ROTFLOL . . . why now ekubear? Durant is the future of the NBA and honestly, I was THRILLED to see him make this comment . He's so quiet, showing this side of his character is great for the game! And yes oh, I agree with Durant and I've been saying it for eons now - BOSH IS A FAKE TOUGH-GUY OVERRATED!!!

Christine Bosh is soft! My grandma doesnt even watch basketball and she knows that

JeSoul:
Ekubear nor vex jare
Mehn . . . I bowed my head and said a little prayer for Cleveland last night. This is shameful, thoroughly shameful.

Make dem go D-League

chiogo:
Haha lmao!!! Just thinking of what dan gilbert wrote when LeBron left makes me burst out in laughter. I mean, dude said they'd win a championship before LeBron

He was Talking Under the Influence

chiogo:
lol see your mouth fingers like 'popular naija prophet'. Of course, I know TB Joshua.

You asked a question and i answered

chiogo:
Ok, I'll be spinning that jigga music and whatever else you're into
Thank you jare, this TB40 don dey over-prophesy.

I love Jigga but i am not sure his songs are club-friendly at least most of em


Nowitzki joins the 22,000 pt club! 24th man to do so. Woulda loved to suck it to Bawo's face hmm ohh well

Ian Holloway Baba e ma rundown! . What was the idea of bringing in Evatt after the damage had been done?? Trading Tevez and Rooney was a big eff up on ma part tho

rikkyjen:
JeSoul, . . .

Its been a while jare. I saw your reply to my post (2 pages ago) no vex say i no reply. By the time i came in, e don accumulate. I just came back from Naija, so body neva acclamatize, especially wetin armed robbers come use my eye do for my house for Naija. It wasn't pretty!!!, Verily verily i say, it wasn't pretty!!! Na God save me

But thanks for the good wishes about the Indy gig, God will do yours too ooo!!!

Colts-wise, i don tire for Manning, am still a young man, i wouldn't wanna die of aPEYTension, . . geddit? Peyton manning can sabi give hypertension during the post-season. But my greatest consolation is that the Patsies are not going to the SB too, e sweeten my belle well. It actually erases our dissapointment herein Indianapolis. Brady having one more ring AGAIN (after multiple ones)on Peyton would be suicidal

I dont care about the Steelers but my only problem is that we wont hear word again on this blog. A-40 is sure to deafen the hell out of us here now!!!

Hehehe i am not that harsh nau ahn ahn! Its not like its the 1st time my boys are getting there! Besides its not a given that we would win so lets see how it goes. Sorry about the robbery incident mehn! its a war going on out there been there myself

Who needs Torres when you have got Suarez the mood must be changing after 3 straight league wins. Now onto the war of attrition on Sunday!

Ope ooh!! We really got out of jail on this one. Lets go for the clincher abeg!! Eyin boys e ginjah

I would be disrespecting jonzers if i said i was jonzing this game week! I buy Berbatov when he is off-color and sell Rooney and Rooney sucks it to me by chunking a deuce up

Osaz-Baba!! Osee Osee. Van Persie no dull me abeg ooh

Oleku!! This is all out war

Oti ooh! Wetin dey happe nnau?

Clap back

mystikal:
Loke Loke

Ko ma roll!! Ko ma roll!

Y'all coulda used a creative midfielder or a winger at least! Maxi is irritatingly average and Kuyt is only slightly better. Suarez and Carroll are going to need some service to bang in those goals

Pro-Bowl!! That ish is a joke jor! Is it by force to have an All-star game?? I watched some NHL tho and i bet it was much more interesting

Its rather quiet for a Superbowl week! Asides the players and Goodell haggling for pesos and dinheiros

Finna go Dr 90210 on ma team! Dont have a choice

duduspace:
Why is Denny so lazy? thats the 2nd time he's suddenly pulled up at a critical time with nothing found to be wrong with him at the end of the day, also partly culpable for the Squillaci situation. I've had enough of him and won't shed a tear if he goes.

Abou showed he's been out for a while, tired as game went on and didn't put enough pressure on the header of the ball,

I no know why you go see shyte dey call am manure! I wonder when Diaby was renowned for his aerial abilities

Denilson and Diaby are crap and definitely not Arsenal grade and we saw that on display yesterday! No wonder Cesc is homesick! Its hard playing with those nimrods week in week out. Those nuccas got outplayed by League 1 opposition and again it was Cesc to the rescue but as usual we would all let it slide till we get found out on a much larger scale. Their incompetence would have Pope Bendedict cussing like a sailor

duduspace:
Massively underrated player, I wonder why people were hating on him earlier. Everything he misses out on in his physical makeup he more than makes up for in concentration, anticipation and a great attitude. With TV5 out he is our best defender.
I think Djorou's concentration has improved playing with him.

Nonsense! With a decent striker Huddersfield woulda made us pay with his woeful positioning infact he was culpable for that red card as he lost his marker and tried to stop the same man Squilla was trying to stop Squilla had no choice but to foul him cos had he left the chap it woulda been 2 Huddersfield attackers vs Almunia
Djourou has actually made Koscielny and Squillaci look good when paired with either of them as those are the only times we come close to even keeping clean sheets! Its not rocket-science that the Koscielny-Squillaci partnership is about the worst we have had in recent times


I really hope Wenger's decision not to buy does not come back to bite him in the derriere with an average of two games a week this month its almost folly not to get in at least one player in this transfer window

Una don offload Konchesky sef! But 35 million for Carroll?? Seriously

Great game by the Celts last night though it doesnt change the fact that the Lakers are still Champs

All-star squad

Starters

East
Derrick Rose PG (Bulls) Bawo must be gleaming

Dwayne Wade SG (Heat)

Lebron James SF (Heat)

Amare Stoudemire PF (Knicks)

Dwight Howard C (Magic)

West
Chris Paul PG (Hornets)

Kobe Bryant SG (Lakers)

Kevin Durant SF (Thunder)

Carmelo Anthony SF (Nuggets)

Yao Ming C (Rockets) Of course the chinko quota has to be filled

The East definitely look stronger

In other news: The Spurs are 40-7 (Which is good as they would run out of gas during the playoffs)

http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2011/01/30/durant-bosh-is-fake-tough-guy/?ls=iref:nbahpt2

Hehehe Durant disses Bosh

And finally the Cleveland Cavs have lost 20 straight!! I cant believe those guys would still get paid this year! Jesoul,Chiogo,Moonstone,Chic2pimp and I would not lose 20 games straight