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Very funny. Na ur fault na! Cos u were caught with ur lewd chats. Some people can't seem to live without their phones if u re one of such then I don't blame her cos every woman wants attention.
Give her lots of attention and she'll let u to use ur fone

I reside in festac town, lagos. The electricity supply here is Zero. We have not had light since last week. Using prepaid meter but its of no use if there will be no electricity supply.

JideTheBlogger: The name, apn, username and password is all you need to set on the android phone.

Check how to configure Android phone with MTN 3G/GPRS settings here.

Thanks for the link. I had just the information that I needed.

Emmmmm No. 7: covering the head when sleeping. Ha! Wat bout ladies who have to fix their hair? Is that not a form of covering?

U'll get any materialistic girl that u want if u have money but if u fall in love wit a girl that is not materialistic then u re sleeping on OKADA.
Yeah right! There re some ladies that don't care bout what u re WORTH

Is this a joke because I can't stop laughing

specialguest: My dear the rice still dey thailand o, i dey wait make them import am reach nija before i go call wuna . But literarily you know i didnt catch the bouquet instead i stole them, so i guess that explains why i wasnt next

But u didn't steal them na! Ok. Try to catch one so that we can fast forward to eating of our rice from Thailand

Like seriously? Are u sure u'll be able to Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ this phone. I ve not seen it for yrs.
Goodluck wit ur search sha

specialguest: I can see you've been really lucky, i have never caught a bouquet as far as i can remember but somehow i managed to return home on two occasions with it. The first one the lady who caught the bouquet forgot it in my car when she got off and the second time the bride actually gave me to hold it for her till it was time to throw it, somehow we forgot and skipped that part so it became mine.

Since u now have 2 bouquets to ur name I hope u re married now abi wen should we come n eat rice

Fine Mallam himself IBB the evil genius

Saw it bout 3 yrs ago. *sad face*

Its a myth jor! I ve friend's dat used to scramble over bouquets and they re yet to get married.

@kulyie, ROTFL. If I were u, I'll stop trying to catch them because am sure ur friends already joke bout u n ur love for bouquets. Plus re u using it to decorate ur room ni? Just wondering what u do with them. U beta donate them to an event designer.

Sorry to burst ur bubble it can't work. One person have to bend for the other. Marriage takes a lot of sacrifice and compromise. If none of them is willing to relocate they should forget bout getting married.

My dear sista, don't waste ur energy on him. because it will become ugly if u do. To him, he feels he is smart but the mistake such people make is that he'll still need u for more pressing issues but u won't be bothered cos u no wat he's made of.
I have a friend like that she bought a blackberry from me( of which the merchanise was not even mine and I didn't add a dime to the money she bought it) she is still owing me 10k and its over a year. She acts like everytin is fine and wen I ask her, she will say "lI ve not forgotten Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo. Will pay as soon as I have money"
I had to pay the owner of the fone the 10k wen the wahala was too much.
Is it by force to use BB. So just fashi that man because he'll give excuses(silly excuses ni o)
But don't be surprised if he comes asking for another quick loan.

He wants lagosians to trek again like his other concert abi?
Ladies, Don't wear heels to the show Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

I don't lick wit my tongue cos dats rather irritating but if I really enjoyed my home made meals, I'll use the side of my fore finger to scrape the stew off the plate
yummy

Lovely movie. Its a must watch for couples.

There's also a naija movie that's about marriage 'MR n MRS'

Go for android if u can afford the cost of subscription because its a little expensive that BIS but you'll definitely enjoy using it.

I totally agree. U have to choose prayerfully and carefully, marriage aint as easy as it looks but if u choose carefully then marriage will be beautiful to u

Desperate housewives
Jumong
Gossip girls
Alias
Presently tripping for:
Suits
Arrow

Don't let her destroy the new home that u re about to start. Cut all ties with her.
Tell her to stop calling and if she doesn't stop then don't pick her calls again.

To blend seeds? Try Kenwood.

Because our major problem is difference in religion so how do u expect them to pray together? Everyone is always believing that his religion is beta than that of the other person.
As for the national anthem, don't be surprised that most of the politicians can't sing the lines of the national anthem correctly.
*operation chop ur mouth or hmmmm along*

Anyone that rocks ur boat so far her job or biz doesn't affect the home front. There has to be time 4 the family especially the kids.

Are u sure that's the real deal? Maybe its only one that is real Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo
Just saying

Sincerely, this aint news because Kardashian clan like controlling their men and Kanye isn't gonna fall for that. So am sure they re gonna seperate now or lata.

My birthday starts strictly with prayers. My mum and hubby is always competing for who prays for me first.
So mum tries to call b4 midnight so that we can pray into my special day together.
After that hubby starts his own prayer session. Who am I to complain? After all being alive is not beans. Yes Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo a lot of people have died.
After that cooking begins for friends that will come over.
But last year was different sha. I decided that I was not gonna cook so hubby n I went out all thru. It was fun so I don't mind goin to somewhere new every birthday.

Depends on the local govt u want to do it.
Ikeja is btw 15k and 20k.
Ikoyi is btw 20k and 45k depending on if u want to follow the normal procedure of the 21days notice or not.
Also on the wedding day, ikeja LGA will ask the couple and their 2 witnesses to pay 500 naira each before signing.
I am not sure bout ikoyi.
Also registries request for gift items such as canned drinks and other things from u.

But ur fiance should try to do the initial registration and filing for u at the local govt area of ur choice.
Good luck

Etisalat have always done that to me. So I don't recharge the fone except wen I need to subscibe

How many stripes are inside each pack n how much is it?
Re u in lagos?