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jaystunt: I am independent, I work so hard to take care of myself and my sibs. U think a good woman alone can put an end to my misery?

Only your wife can take your mind off this,
By the time you have your own family you will think less of your father and brother cuz you know you have someone that will always make you happy.

Work hard and prove him wrong, you might just be the chief cornerstone afterall

I'm a big fan of tinsel, and I saw her at yesterday's episode of tinsel town, though I already knew they will introduce her in the program

Well she did partially well, she's not really good at expressing her self.

I love you though karen, ever since from bigbrother africa

Yimu (~_ ~ )

So??

online master: Its jst a question which u are meant to imagine and tll us wat wll b ur reaction nt calling it a mumu question...
Just imagine d event taking place and tll us wat wll b ur reÀction

Stop imagining silly tinz and come here to ask us,
Are you a nollywood scriptwriter?

This shait should be in the joke section

shesdiamond: Well she should as well buy a car, jet etc 4 her!

Common sense that's what you lack ma bro, no offence

She's only trying to invest her money for the future,
By the time the child will turn ten the value of that property must have doubled the current price

achi4u: the corper is a very lucky man.


When is this kidnapping nonsense going to stop?

*Woman

I learnt that the white southies run tinz over there,
We run tinz here by ourselves in naija

I know economically wise,they are above nigeria and maybe infrastructures too.

Idowuogbo: Collapsed ke? Hurricane Katrina visit u?

Noo!

Na huRricane paloma

MRbrownJAY: bro, are you THAT afraid of women?! ok let me educate you then. next time approach the group and you tell them confidently, like i would.......
MBJ:"ladies, i just saw you girls and i have to say that you ALL look wonderful, but one of you is just so ....... hhmmmmmm i actually have no words to describe her" (MBJ make sure he looks each and every one of these girls dead in the eyes). at this point, one of the girl in the group will definitely ask:"WHICH ONE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" (you know women and their curious mind na?!) then MBJ will simply reply:"where are my manners, hi ladies my name is Jay" while greeting each and everyone of them and getting their names....... MBJ continues by giving a compliment to each one of these ladies before focussing a bit more attention on the one that i was interested in. at the end, the worst that can happen is that they leave (big deal!!!!), but it would certainly show that you are a CONFIDENT MAN, if they dont.......take it from there, but dont try to separate the target away from her friend, simply be friendly with each and everyone of them.

Den go wash you with omo

From your responses, one can easily deduce the kind of boy or girl you dated

Well me will knack her kpako oo!!

Later I go still knack her

Just dey knack dey go

[quote author=gree-die]well if i ve a boyfriend and i tell his friend things i don't tell my boyfriend,.... it could be cz his friend is also my friend but deep down, its cz he is d one i really want to be with, even if i don't know it yet.....

op, im sorry.[/quote]@gree-die you just gave him the answer he needed to know, girls confide in whom they love and very close to, either their mom, best friend(f/m) or their lover

@op you fall in non o this categories

You are in a relationship alone

Are you a gay ni? Which will you have dated, same sex?

Mumu

siddiq202: Nice write up

Your blog will go places

And who told you its not copy and paste??

He might not be a gay cuz in the north there are people we call (dandaudu) meaning they like doing there tinz like women and dresses like women becuz they want to be closer to the women...........

He can be a makeup artist, so why is he wasting his time?


And he can easily become a gay.

He should just choose one and let us rest

A lady was walking past a store where Akpos was working when Akpos
said,
''Hey, lady! You're
really ugly!" The lady was furious and
continued
on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the store
again and Akpos once more
said
"Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was
incredibly ticked now, so she went
... into the store and said that she would sue
the
store and get Akpos arrested. The
store manager apologised profusely and
promised he would make sure Akpos
didn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the
store
to test Akpos. "Hey, lady!" Akpos said.
"Yes?"She replied
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.YOU KNOW, SAME OLD STORY".

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torgbe: Thank God i am not a nigerian too for me to be labelled as living in an open air asylum

I'm proud living in that open asylum, the whites can tink anytin about nigeria,not like I give a fvck.

Asylum, asylum!! Oh!!! I love asylum













Oh!!! Asylum my country,,,,I love you

If Chris brown thinks that azonto is a nigeria thing, then it is, because it was made known to the world by naija artist, moreover Wizkid taught him the moves..

So ghanians should just chillax and stop this unhealthy rivalry with nigeria


Naija rocks

23rd dec
Very rare

Name : Abbey is the name
Occupation : A graduate
Sex : Male
BBM : pin 274EB867
Location : yola, adamawa state

Only ladies please.............Abeg

Well, in our house you can eat whatever you want, that's if you don't like what is prepared and sometimes you can be the one to decide what everyone is gonna eat, nobody really give a damn what mum cook.......we just eat and go to bed.. lols


For those using time table, it doesn't work, you're not prisoners or boarding student...

You got me there man

When it comes to fan base, Ronaldo has more fans than messi, major reason been that he has played for different leagues, Especially EPL which has more viewers all over the world

modextus: Mtcheeeeeeeew pulse charges too much on outgoing calls

MTN na give and take oo!!

@op can't pple be their selves again without you bringing it to nairaland,? Or na you pay their ticket fee?
Is their a toilet for fart?
Pple are happy that they landed safely and here you are complaining, next time pay for first class

Igbowood

This shi.t is too long nah...........
and as for the gurl, she should keep on furking around

Emodeee: Honestly...d rate at which network providers charge 4 calls is very high.....i know that for some people,the sum total of recharge cards they purchase or load daily is enough to buy jeep in a year...so how much do u spend on recharge cards daily?

Who still make heavy calls @ this day and age?
When social network Is the main tin, you can easily pass a message to anybody on your contact through whatsApp, BBM, facebook or even 2go.. I can't pay for BIS and still pay heavily for calls

@op how much do you pay for calls @the end of the month

You must not make call every now and then