₦airaland Forum

Why would people in there right senses compare iphone to samsung........gosh!!!

Iphones are not even designed for this regions, I current have a brand new iphone5 with me which could not work due to the environment.

Please stop comparing this two...
Iphone5 all the way

Anasko: useless.when north is bombing no any effect but now.....hmm.

You're a fool for such comment,, so becuz the northerners have been bombing their selves,and now they are threatening the west now the gov'ment should not do anything about it..
Goat

madridguy: Well, I will say it's only a fool with no brain that will blame this on Boko haram/ Islam. Na today we they hear communal clash in Plateau and Kaduna State? They should called themselves in order and let peace rain.

You must be a fool oo! Who do you want to blame it on? Your father? Or your family members.
Haven't Boko Haram done what's worst than this? So who say they can't do it again,,,,,,,,,,,mumu

This malu (muslim) people self

seedord247: Chaiiii.... See as Dbanj they look like house boy and small khalifa dey hold am like say this is my boy.. ;

Wiz khalifa na dbanj mate, him hol am like that becuz dbanj nah him boy..................

He's the CEO of Taylor gang.....wiz
DB record, nobe only dbanj and him brother dey there

[quote author=Didi_8]two popular fools.[/quote]How do I become one like them (popular fools)

Mumum like you

They really look good, what a proud mother she wld be now

Its natural that you should be popular in your area, but the fact that nairaland is growing is a very good tin, becoming popular not just in nigeria alone but africa..

What seun need now is to create an app that can chart in real time for smart phones.

Kudos to Seun

Go ahead and marry her and see what she will turn your house into

jhydebaba: hmmmm! Love is not the only thing here. What of if she has lot of dark secrets that she's keeping What of if my brother keep seeing her at my back What of if my brother decides to blackmail her owing to the fact that she does not know that I know

So you know all this things?
Abeg make una last born(if na boi) ma yansh her too,
you fit give your cousins ma do

Montalo: Nawao..atleast he for reason 10k na. Make bobos use am dey hold body before better pepper go rest na..but how can the government actually know when one gets a job so as to remove him/her from the payroll assuming its approved

Because you will pay the money back to the gov'ment,and your employer will notify the gov'ment

Nollywood should be called igbowood instead,

[quote author=Nuzo']The ladies have a point. Some of them may have found true love or lust in Nigerian men and thereby should be accorded with their full rights.

The governement on the other hand has a point as over 90 percent of Nigerian marriages to foreign women is nothing but a fraud.

Middle ground should be reached by both parties.[/quote]Whatever their motives maybe,are they breaking any law, they are just been smart......SA is known for this kind of act against nigerians, oneday nigeria will have oppotunity of revenge

ogusbaba1: lols i ve been to london times without number okay, I as matter of fact i performed on a show last week in london...

In the dream?

Which position I be?

As far as I'm concern that your chick no get belle, and if I were you I would not even be scared because you'd like to father a child.

@op just tell her that in your family you don't do abortion and that you wld gladly introduce her to your mumsy.....................

That's when you will know if she's really pregnant or not.

acidtalk: Look at her nose.

Get a life and let's others live theirs

ogugua88: [size=13pt]The definition of "virgin" is a person who has never been intimate with another person. You're safe from your mother's curse forewarning.[/size]

Wrong!! @op you are no longer a virgin, after much pouring of sperm and you still have the nerve to open this kind of tread

Any time I tink of the person.........

@op what of your own GF cute baby pix.....?

[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]Op it depends how you approach her, it seems like you don't know how to make her be in the mood. You are complaining like a teenager ,don't you know how to make love to the woman you love? Maybe you just mount her-c.um-fall down like a cow ,that won't make me be in the mood either.[/quote]I think I agree with you on this, some guys thinks that sex is a one way thing,no it is not! Both parties should derive pleasure from the act........

@op check yourself, cuz she might be stoping you bcuz you don't satisfy her, so its not worth disturbing her sleep

[quote author=me_for_you]Before u all go about praising nff, just know that nff are pure and applied thieves and liars. U booked a flight that will ferry them straight to calabar, yet u booked national stadium lagos for them to train. Just saying #illogical[/quote]You must be very dumb,can't you read and comprehend, their flight arrived late, and the flight that was booked for them was for 11:00am.

And it was also stated that the national stadium was secure for them within a short notice after their late arrival.

Don't always come online to show your foolishness

Maybe you guys need to come to the north,
The place will not be totally empty but your dick will become very small,

In the case of girls, it will become very old,like a very old woman,s vigina.


All this tinz happen, believe it or not

Afam4eva: Akwaba means Welcome in a Ghanian language.

I know, just been sarcastic

BrutusOj: I trust my Tonto dikeh na,Hersef alone is enof to finish all d short akwaba guys on twitter

WTF is akwaba


This ghanians can not stop hating nigerians......thank God we have tick skin

Texykool:
Pls ask them for me...
So, if U the authorities allow the students move to the next class/graduate, how are we sure some students won't make it a habit of owing the school...

Abi U wan use your NYSC allowance to pay back

Sorry... Free Education has not gotten to the University level

Ask Owele ROchas Okorocha

@bros op, I have a babe and I still do ashe one in a while for just #1500...30k is fvcking too much,if you really like sex and that your chick is not ready look for another chick,it will really help you to reduce the rate @ which you carry ashe.....by the time you have a stanby chick that you can always call;it will help you


Goodluck bro

Its definately chioma chukwuka

Some girls are stupid, that's all I can say

Climaths: why will wast my time 2 cum up wit a clever fiction like dis. I only deciede 2 post my burden here. So dat those wit postive mind set can give me d hope and strenght i need in dis time of depression. Thanks 2 those hv inspired me 2 do d rite tin. May God bless u. I knw i hv sin bt God will hv mercy

F*ck you niggi,you need the blessing more than I do right now..

Idiat!!!! You dey form holy holy now, but when you dey "piaku" you no remember.........ODE